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#309658* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<crimson> Windows 8 is my love
<Dragostini> crimson: Please tell me you aren't serious
<Dragostini> Please.
<crimson> can't you hear the sarcasm in my letters?Comment: #cg
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#310280* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<TheBadSpoon> my weird old neighbor keeps tilling the same patch of soil over and over again
<TheBadSpoon> I think he might be trying to get in shape that way
<TheBadSpoon> or he thinks he's planting magic beans that will sprout into a floating platform in 7 years like in Ocarina of Time |
#306535* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<VikingTodd> my <censored> is 8.5 inches thick
<VikingTodd> and 400 inches long
<VikingTodd> its prehensile too!
<VikingTodd> I can strangle you with it! |
#308384* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<TheJayson> dude, this fucking carpet has more stains on it than a hookers bedroom floor
<JakeSays> TheJayson: thats what you get for having a drippy dick
<Scott`> oh snap
<TheJayson> are you fucking serious? |
#302829* (?/41) ⚐Flag
This is just a test |
#305103* (?/46) ⚐Flag
Gawain Dreamfucker gave Cain a new Continuity several Years ago? Prove it! |
#184691* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<@KittyPie[PG]> EVERYONE HAS AIDS
<+oshiii`sif> i dont
<@KittyPie[PG]> you will soon
• +neeley_09 anally rapes oshiii`sif
<+neeley_09> FIXT |
#302581* (?/17) ⚐Flag
<&You> [@donttrythis:91] I've arranged to publish my Harvard speech online. Details to follow in the next couple of days.
<&You> At first, I thought that was posted by DrSoborov.
<&You> I was like, "whoa, dritz, when did you become important enough to be giving a speech at Harvard?"
<&You> yeah, I know dritz isn't here. |
#311013* (?/17) ⚐Flag
<@devbug> I've never fucked a vegetable, graphitem.
<@devbug> Did leave your mother as one when I was done, though.
<@devbug> #micdrop |
#311179* (?/17) ⚐Flag
<mikespears> my last girlfriend was 29
<valesi> wow
<mikespears> the one before that was 27
<blazeme8> ghz? |
#311573* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Kite> Although Men are the default state and that's just a FACT
<Kite> I think people are born 51% male 49% female so :^)
<Cedric> I was born 100% male personally |
#308583* (?/17) ⚐Flag
cuthbert: the netbook must live again
cuthbert: i mean it was damn near free off my brother
cuthbert: thats kind of why its so sweet
cuthbert: :d
lucifersam: hmm
lucifersam: screws and parts splayed out all over the desk
lucifersam: hunched over all day messing with bonding agents
lucifersam: how was the speed, cuthbert? |
#309133* (?/17) ⚐Flag
<Damian> No idea - there's always the argument of do you need a VS license to distribute compiled stuff... yay for packaging on windows.
<grawity> Mjbmr: Are you going to develop for Windows only, or cross-platform?
<Mjbmr> cross-platform
<grawity> Then MinGW, I guess
<Mjbmr> yeah, but also can use gcc, g++, on a server :P
<Mjbmr> I've to wait two days to download 823MB data.
<Mjbmr> I installed QT with MinGW on a windows one time, and it messed up my PATH.
<Mjbmr> oh, I think I just didn't ask a complete question.
<Damian> Two *days*!?
<davenull> Right?
<davenull> What are you on? a v92 modem?
<grawity> Iranternet
<Mjbmr> 30 KB/s adsl.
<Damian> I like the 300MB/s internets...
<Mjbmr> well, I can't get more speed, since they don't let me.
<davenull> Iranternet... That is epic grawity.
<Mjbmr> and here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Least_valued_currency_unit see the above of table.
<davenull> Mjbmr: Where do you live again?
<Mjbmr> joking?
<davenull> I smoke a lot of pot.
<davenull> I forget.
<Mjbmr> I live in Iran.
<Mjbmr> and we have conscription. I'll leave the country after that :p
<davenull> Oh yeah. Iranternet was less a funny and more an accurate statement then.
<davenull> Where do you plan on going?
<Mjbmr> s/the country/my country/
<davenull> I'd stay out of the US, it's freaking crazy here.
<tonyb486> FUCK YEAH AMERICA
tonyb486 shoots guns in the air
<davenull> See?
<grawity> Somehow, "the country" sounded more apropriateComment: Made a mistake on where a user was located, joke turned to sad
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#309424* (?/17) ⚐Flag
<enkieWorking> I feel ever so awkward using the abbreviation Coc so often
<Markaci> What does Coc stand for?
<enkieWorking> cocaine
<enkieWorking> what else?
<enkieWorking> technically cocaine hcl
<Markaci> ;)
<enkieWorking> versus cocaine methiodide, a charged analog that does not cross the blood brain barrier and mimics some of the peripheral actions of cocaine on the body
<enkieWorking> but that's probably too much info
<Markaci> Saturday morning Coc conversations with enkieWorking
<enkieWorking> well its more like Coc-AM (Coc)Comment: PhD in neuroscience
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#306804* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<+Champion03> I cannot cause a complete network failure.
<+Champion03> That was an act of god.
+Champion03 (webchat@HARHAR-jog.9sj.1nmndk.IP) Quit (Killed (Merbo (This was an act of GOD!)))Comment: took place on merbosmagic.co.cc
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#306910* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<ShadowDracos> Women can't drive because it's not in their rights amendment.
<ShadowDracos> oh waitComment: #webstar
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#306916* (?/29) ⚐Flag
HelgeSverre: and that is the worste kind of bad
Church: hmmmmKaChunk: On what grounds?
Kaizato: the "im helge and everything i say counts" groundsComment: OverTheGun.com
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#308223* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<Spudstabber> wait
<yamar> what?
<Spudstabber> wait guys
<Spudstabber> wait
* Melodi waits
<Spudstabber> someone needs to virtualbox an os
* yamar baits
<Spudstabber> and in the virtualbox
<Melodi> I'M WAITING. I'M WAITING. I'M WAITING
<Spudstabber> virtualbox an os
<Spudstabber> then in the virtual virtualbox
<Spudstabber> virtualbox an os
<yamar> thats what I was saying! :p
<Spudstabber> then in the virtual virtual virtualbox
<Melodi> virtualbox-an-os-ception-ception?
<Spudstabber> virtualbox an os
<Melodi> +ception
<Spudstabber> then in the virtual virtual virtual virtualbox
<Spudstabber> draw pixel art
<Melodi> Oh god.
<Spudstabber> and then virtualbox an os
<Melodi> ...Comment: #vox - EsperNet
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#309265* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<@Taryn> when I was like 14 I used to apply English pronunciation to Japanese words. I'd rhyme "anime" with "time". Yes, really. |
#310018* (?/29) ⚐Flag
< MadCamel> Heh. I'm done with porn. I mean.. It's my day-job but it's a solved problem.. It's indefinitely horizontally scalable. Nothing left to do but add more machines. I have more interesting projects in the oven :)
< MrWho> more intresting than porn, i doubt that |
#303199* (?/29) ⚐Flag
[10:37pm]« *****Girl » whos eggdrop always signed in but never speaks
[10:38pm] <nastyfrog> dunno why or who
[10:38pm] <nastyfrog> £aughing My Âss Õff
[10:38pm] <nastyfrog> EggDrop is a bot |
#303415* (?/29) ⚐Flag
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#303695* (?/29) ⚐Flag
kublikhan: My name is Michael Weston. I used to be employed. Until....
<We got a pick notice for yah. You're unemployed.>
When you're unemployed, you've got nothing. No income, no medical, no 401k. You're stuck with whatever savings you've got left. You do what ever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A snobby x-girlfriend. An old friend who you loaned money to. Family too, if you're desperate. Bottom line: as long as you're unemployed, you're not going anywhere. |
#304034* (?/29) ⚐Flag
There is something called LOVE, which by far Transcends all material desire !! --RakshithComment: My second quote
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#304570* (?/29) ⚐Flag
A strong man steels himself from all memories of the past, consequences of the present and possibilities of the future. |