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#305547* (?/31) ⚐Flag
JC: Comptia A+ Certified (2008)
JC: Comptia Network + Certified (2010)
harp: That's awesome!
JC: we're actually bringing him in too...christ I wish we paid better |
#305999* (?/31) ⚐Flag
2011
Aldwar: wtf?
Aldwar: when did i say this?
Aldwar: Aldwar: damn crow, Aeon got away yesterday
Aldwar: Aldwar: he chewed his way through the ropes
Aldwar: Aldwar: damn mouse
Aldwar: Crow: hehe
Aldwar: ***Aldwar sets up some moustraps
Aldwar: Aldwar: watch your step peoples!
Aldwar: Aldwar: ah, btw travis, don't let the people on alissma operate on ya
Aldwar: Aldwar: they like to do lobotomies w/o anesthetics
Aldwar: i must've been high or something...
Crow: had to be long ago I have no memories of it
Aldwar: oh
Aldwar: yea me neither
Aldwar: yea crow, seems from be from '09Comment: #cmg-galacticbank
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#306031* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<+Bwaah> I treat pussy like weed, cause I pass it around |
#306468* (?/31) ⚐Flag
Oh man
I ripped the nastiest fart today when I was taking a shit
It smelled like cut grass |
#306584* (?/31) ⚐Flag
Best pun happened 5 minutes ago.
Chelsea: I dreamt I was a rocket.
Me: lol sure..
Chelsea: You don't understand!
Chelsea: I know what it is to BE a rocket!
Me: You grokkit?Comment: Reference to stanger in a strange land "grok"
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#306657* (?/31) ⚐Flag
Flamerunner: SDFASDFASDFADSFASDFASDFASDFASDFASDFASDFAWDFASEFAWWRAWPETMAWEIORAMWERAWPENIS
Mong oose: Shut the fuck up
Flamerunner: lol no.
Mongoose: okComment: #EquestriaAfterDark on irc.geekshed.net
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#306731* (?/31) ⚐Flag
"The price tag you put on yourself decides your worth. Underestimating yourself will cost you dearly."
Apoorve Dubey |
#306748* (?/31) ⚐Flag
Octavia: brb, client is hosed.
Octavia (~Hayfever@protectedhost-D35EE85F.ks.ks.cox.net) left the chat room. (Quit: brb.)
AtomicBrony is now known as Rarity^.
Rarity^ is now known as AtomicBrony.
Octavia (~Hayfever@protectedhost-D35EE85F.ks.ks.cox.net) joined the chat room.
Octavia was promoted to operator by ChanServ.
• BucketBot hands Octavia a free bucket!
• AtomicBrony glomps Octavia
AtomicBrony: Welcome back
BlacklightShining: wb, Octavia
BlacklightShining: you just missed RarityComment: #BucketOfHolding on GeekShed (irc.geekshed,net)
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#308398* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Terminal> Shit the girl i am after money can't buy her
<Terminal> SHe is priceless
<TheJayson> awww
<TheJayson> is she at least fuckable?
<Terminal> Oh yea
<TheJayson> oh so no bag treatment
<TheJayson> lol
<Ryu> yes she is, after he fills her with air
<TheJayson> LMFAO |
#307647* (?/48) ⚐Flag
< BlacklightShining> … O.O
< BlacklightShining> F_reant WHAT
<~Fireant> BlacklightShining, what are you doing here.
<~Fireant> You know I hate you :P
< BlacklightShining> nothing
< BlacklightShining> not here
<~Fireant> SOPA will ban you xD
< BlacklightShining> !moon
<&DerpyBot> Grab my tail, BlacklightShining!
-!- BlacklightShining was kicked from #EquestriaDaily by DerpyBot [To the moon!]
<~Fireant> Good.Comment: #EquestriaDaily on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#305967* (?/36) ⚐Flag
noobscratcher: your dad sucks he uses cocoa instead of c++ to write code because mac is easier to use
HelgeSverre: lol geek fights are funny
noobscratcher: lol
HelgeSverre: your mom sucks so much she use win32 API's
noobscratcher:
noobscratcher: QT fails
HelgeSverre: QT ftw!
noobscratcher: wxwidgets ftw
HelgeSverre: I use Code::Blocks 10.05, Notepad++, Visual Basic 2010(pirated for lolz) maguma studio(php)
noobscratcher: i do ruby code inside notepad++
noobscratcher: microsoft visual c++ for most c++ applications but im thinking of switching to code::blocks
HelgeSverre: What IDE do you use faggzet ?
HelgeSverre: lol..
noobscratcher: im drinking rootbear
noobscratcher: lol
HelgeSverre: real men write BEER!
noobscratcher: okay so what a video editor then?
HelgeSverre: games are for pussys
HelgeSverre: or ... HAHA!
noobscratcher: mate go make a 3d opengl game engine then come back to me
HelgeSverre: i know HTML, a bit of CSS, Batch(oh yes batch), python, java, c++, visual basic AND fortran so fuck you!
noobscratcher: nice one helge but i kno how to write text in ruby html and c++ and always could learn others lol god i brag to much i honestly am proud of you man
HelgeSverre: while ( noobscratcher == faggot) { remove(noobscratcher) } return 0;
noobscratcher: #include <iostream> using namespace std; int main () { cout<< "hello world" return 0; }
HelgeSverre: http : / / cachedump . webs. com/ programming / suck it up
HelgeSverre: noobscratcher
noobscratcher: im the biggest geek in the world i know how to write a simple c++ application
## Start reading from here and read upwards(lol?) ##Comment: Read from the bottom-up -- OverTheGun.com
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<nekronuke> Can i kick a man down and piss on em?Comment: #terraria on Irondust.net
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#310015* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<+osuka_> holy shit how in the fucking planes of hell can someone be so retarded
<+osuka_> this guy bought pocket edition and was wondering how he could downgrade to 1.6 in order to install mods
<+osuka_> It is possible that never, in the history of this IRC network, has nobody ever stepped so far beyond the boundary of full retard so as to buy the pocket edition of minecraft thinking it's the actual pc game
<+osuka_> this is beyond fucking up
<+osuka_> this is like the pinnacle of upfuckeryComment: #risucraft @ esper.net
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#303660* (?/36) ⚐Flag
To follow the path of least resistance, even the current does it !! It takes the potential of a MAN to do the opposite !!
-RakshithComment: Quote by rakshith
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#304969* (?/36) ⚐Flag
&resuni | in fact i should go to bed soon...
%Santa_Claus | NO!Comment: His nick just happened to be Santa_Claus at the time
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#305088* (?/36) ⚐Flag
Crispy: Prisoner Two Released...
Mixelica: Liquid Crystal Display ought to be a Portal instead of just a Window. Perhaps we should marry LCD technology to the Plasma Screen? |
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And then Heavenly Father screwed Mormonism and became a Roman Catholic Playa... |
#305175* (?/36) ⚐Flag
Hypothesis:
Series Fnarg: Karen Gillan
Series Shag: Amy Pond
Series Sparks: Alice in Wonderland |
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Disclaimer: The following text is a work of fiction.
The Cast of the ''Jersey Shore''! Brought to you by... The Stonehenge Family! Who's a cute little British Edward Cullen! Who as nice strong tee-OW!!! |
#304505* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<yazdmich> piracy is fun/wrong
<+KindOne> utorrent FTW
<yazdmich> ARES FTW
<+KindOne> that and DCC on mIRC
<yazdmich> yeah
<yazdmich> but dcc is too... *puts on sunglasses* direct
<yazdmich> YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHComment: ##urbandictionary on irc.freenode.net
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#305396* (?/24) ⚐Flag
If you succeed in the world with half an effort, put in the full effort and own it! |
#305704* (?/24) ⚐Flag
evilnick_B> A, C, G, T are the [something]s that make up DNA
<gevaerts> bases
<gevaerts> Which is why DNA can never make baseless allegations |
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fryinhades: i hate it when they take my cock blacks!
fryinhades: wow... typo |
#306656* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<Erebia> so i hear Amy winehouse died, looks like the drugs finally got to her.
<Lee> yeah she became more drug than human..
<Erebia> looks like *puts on sunglasses* they can't take her to rehab now YEAHHHHHH |
#308385* (?/24) ⚐Flag
* %tico uses genitalia on nimper
<+nimper> it's super effective ;) |