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#307387* (?/41) ⚐Flag
Will you make sexy time?
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 1: Yes ;)
Stranger 1: For you
Stranger 1: I sexy latina
Stranger 2: i sexy latino
Stranger 1: me gusta penis
Stranger 2: me wave penis in air like club
Stranger 1: Me jump on penis
Stranger 1: You wave it around in my vagina
Stranger 1: and I tingle tingle |
#302153* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<Kenny> Can't believe I die all the time...
<Stan> Well, how are you chatting?
<Kenny> ..... I don't know...
<The_Jew> Kenny is cool, man.
<Stan> hm... He must have superpowers!!!
<The_Jew> Oh, man that is so cool...
<Im_NOT_FAT> ehheheheheh... Jew!!! Die!!! ><
<Kenny> he's been annoying for too long. I'm going to put him outta our misery..
<Stan> Oh.My.God. Please do!
<The_Jew> I don't know... wouldn't that make us get in trouble?
<Stan> Look. wouldn't you have killed Hitler if you had the chance?
<I'm_NOT_FAT> Hey! Stan stole my line!
<The_Jew> OK. Please Kill him.
***Kenny quit IRC (Quit: going to kill him)
<Stan>Good bye, FATSO!
<The_Jew> Finally! yes..
<Im_NOT_FAT> You son.of.a.bitch!!!
<Im_NOT_FAT> I'm NOT Fucking FAT!!!!
<Im_NOT_FAT>oh, brb. someone's at the door.
<Stan>he's dead.
<The_Jew>yup.
****************10 minutes later***************
<Im_NOT_FAT>Kenny here.
<Stan> Kenny!!! so, you killed him?
<The_Jew> wow, and you're alive for once!!!
<Im_NOT_FAT>Yes!!! For once!!!
*****("Im_NOT_FAT"'s computer explodes and Kenny dies)*****
***Im_NOT_FAT quit IRC (quit:)
<Stan> Oh.My.GOD!!! IT killed KENNY!!!
<The_Jew>eh... get used to it. this always happen...
<Stan> I guess...
*********************Kenny never returned*********************Comment: You guys spell F-A-I-L... (south park)
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#304341* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<+tsunderehime> its like fucking hilarious
<+tsunderehime> cuz this guy is so far from reality now
<+tsunderehime> that he's seeing shit
<+tsunderehime> cuz these drugs have warped his brain
<+tsunderehime> this is the best part
<+tsunderehime> CowCop: lol, I didn't tell you about the last DMT trip gamma had
<+tsunderehime> CowCop: so he was here sitting on my couch and we both smoked some
<+tsunderehime> CowCop: I had a fantastic trip where chicks were dancing naked all over everything
<+tsunderehime> CowCop: gamma said
<+tsunderehime> CowCop: a large ghost came out of the wall and told him to come with it
<+tsunderehime> CowCop: he told the ghost no
<+tsunderehime> CowCop: then blacked out
<Zetsunya-n> shit was that a black guy?Comment: Zetsunya-N is a bot that just says random shit that he's learned from other people talking and says it at random times.
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#305248* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<TRL> 'There is nothing to be regretted in one creature's being less well endowed than another: the variety of endowments adds to the beauty of the universe, and God owes no debt to anyone.' (St-Augustine) |
#305319* (?/41) ⚐Flag
JW: Who told you I work there?
WC: your mom
JW: lOL hahha It sounded like you were insulting me. "Your mom" |
#304881* (?/42) ⚐Flag
Jake|GHEYFROG is 45941a34@dongs-B904824F.mibbit.com * adsl-69-148-26-52.dsl.wchtks.swbell.net
Jake|GHEYFROG on @#you @#are @#a @#massive @#dong
Jake|GHEYFROG using irc.rubbermallet.org Rubbermallet IRC Network
Jake|GHEYFROG has been idle 2min 56secs, signed on Wed Dec 15 10:59:03
Jake|GHEYFROG End of /WHOIS list.Comment: You really are.
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#305259* (?/42) ⚐Flag
* fuck
* fuck you
<Supra> me fucks fuck
<Supra> FUCK
* Supra fucks fuck
* theleft is now known as fuck_go
<fuck_go> hell
<fuck_go> to hell
<fuck_go> fuck |
#169656* (?/43) ⚐Flag
<immibis> also if this is the channel for geekissues.org as well, i would also like to point out that many of the links there are broken
<Defcon_> *** slaps immibis around a bit with a large trout
<Defcon_> i've nohting more to sayComment: #geekissues
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#284505* (?/42) ⚐Flag
1: what memory stick should I buy?
2: xD
1: what's so funny? |
#307030* (?/90) ⚐Flag
X4a1Re jbhuxmoe qtrrwmmw prsbvopdComment: X4a1Re jbhuxmoe qtrrwmmw prsbvopd
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#300657* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<TS> All right.
<TS> A few weeks ago, we - shit, five of us, that guy Nick, his girl M., and two of their friends - were with me, we were just riding around
<TS> it was intended as a half-cocked mailboxing/fucking-around run
<TS> that was the night we stole a half-dozen cones to supplement the ones in my trunk, then closed off a dirt road
<TS> anyway, we had a baseball bat, were ready to use it
<TS> but we did a bit too much fucking around - at one point there was a scarecrow in the car
<TS> right after we took off from that, a police car came 'round the corner, didn't see anything, but saw me pull away
<TS> so I sped up slightly, not enough to arouse suspicion, and the contraband - scarecrow, pumpkin or two, and the bat - went out the windows before the cop could finish turning around and catch up
<TS> We went back for the bat last night. But anyway.
<TS> On the way down there, we see a dead... something... in the opposite lane. Nick thought it was a possum; I suggested that it looked like a 'coon, from the tail
<TS> We said 'we'll get it when we come back'
<TS> So we went down, spent half an hour looking for the bat that someone presumably picked up in between
<TS> (for we didn't find it)
<TS> he got the branch instead, I ran down the reflector, he took out a few 'boxes, we headed back north.
<TS> We come to the raccoon - for that's what it was.
<TS> Stopped, put on my hazards, lit 'er up with my high beams and tossed Nick the electric torch.
<TS> Someone ran over the head. It was pretty impressive.
<TS> It had shit itself as it died, so there were a few clumps of coon shit trailing a few feet behind it.
<TS> We noticed that it'd either drooled or foamed somewhat as it lay there, though its mouth was clean. May have been rabid, then.
<TS> "Run it over."
<TS> "Hahahaha, what?"
<TS> "Run it over. Right over it."
<TS> This was nothing strange; I'd nailed a dead beaver at a good clip before. It's usually a barrel of laughs.
<TS> They decided they were standing way back.
<TS> "No, you aren't. If I'm running this bitch over, you're watching."
<TS> I lined the wheels up, got it solidly with both. Made a good crunch.
<TS> I pulled forward and stopped. Nick was busting a gut laughing. It must've been a beautiful sight.
<TS> "I should do a burnout..."
<TS> I threw 'er in reverse and carefully guided the back wheels over the slightly misshapen 'coon. Yeah. This was happening.
<TS> I eased Violet forward until the left rear tire was directly behind the partially squashed 'coon. Held down the brake pedal. Gunned it.
<TS> The tires took a second to catch, but when they did, that motherfucker flew a good ten, maybe fifteen feet backward. Less than twenty, anyway.
<TS> We didn't quit laughing for several minutes afterward. I put "Sultans of Swing" back on - it'd been paused - and we left.
<TS> Achievement Unlocked: Bitchin' Rabid Coon Burnout. |
#198069* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Surge> PSN is better than xBox live
<Mikeh> isnt it PS Home or something?
<N0valyfe> idk, but PSN isn't even in the same league tbh.
<+Tom> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<+Tom> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
<+Tom> PSN BETTER THAN LIVE?!
<+Tom> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<N0valyfe> haha
<+Tom> God surge, i thought you were a noob, now i think your a die hard cun.
<+Tom> *coon |
#251747* (?/28) ⚐Flag
# rkitect : does your professor have any better luck teaching you all anything about revit than the other kids that come in here?
# rkitect : we had some in here yesterday that were on week 2 of revit and they didn't know how to make a roof or stairs...
# daivd : we dont have a proffesor you dumb s.hit
# rkitect : cute...
# daivd : yes i am
# daivd has been banned...
# iamthestones : nice
# rkitect : I'm posting that to bash.orgComment: don't mess with the powers to be...
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#295861* (?/28) ⚐Flag
If you have ever used a computer from any Pueblo City school to access the Internet, chances are good that you are acquainted with Bess. Chances are even better that Bess has hindered your research process. Because of the overabundance of school appropriate web content filtered out, Bess should take a backseat to a better monitoring system.
Bess, a brand of censorware made by Secure Computing Corporation, is used throughout the District. Its main purpose is to filter the Internet, blocking web content that is deemed inappropriate by the Bess manufacturers or local administration. In many respects, the use of this specific filtering software is justified, since much of the Internet is a wasteland of tasteless and rather lurid content that should be policed. However, there are numerous websites that have school-appropriate subject matter and are blocked. Because of such strict filtering, students cannot find the necessary information that they need for their assignment. My fellow classmates and I have wasted entire class periods staring into a Bess-restricted page instead of gathering the information that we really needed.
Among the forty-five different categories Bess filters out, the only ones that really need to be policed are: Adults Only, Alcohol, Tobacco, Drugs, Illegal, and any pornographic, tasteless, and profane material. As a result of filtering there are only a select few sites that educators and students are allowed to view: Education, For Kids, History, Medical, and Moderated, which is not a wide spectrum of web content. Ironically, Bess filters out material such as news, stocks, current events, commerce and even some educational material which would allow students to access information that they need to complete an assignment. A majority of students do not have internet access at home, so less strict filtering at school would benefit their academic pursuits.
I have personally had a great deal of trouble with this nuisance. Up until recently an extremely helpful resource, Wikipedia, was restricted due to “Advertising and Webpage Hosting.” I was searching for information on Google, one of the top search engines on the Internet. When I clicked on the link to Wikipedia, my search was interrupted by a splash screen explaining that the site I requested was blocked and gave the category(ies) that it fell under. I was very upset and rather frustrated that an online encyclopedia was blocked. I wasted the whole class period searching for material related to my project, but because of these filters, I found nothing useful and had to retreat to a workstation I have at home.
Mine is not just an isolated incident. One of the security guard here at central is an umpire for a baseball team and needed to print out his baseball schedule so he would know what was up and coming for the game and team. Once again due to these filters, he could not access what he needed when he needed it. This kind of experience happens daily to a wide variety of students and faculty.
Bess by itself is a terrible solution to this overwhelming problem. The Internet does need to be policed, and very well should be inside the walls of a school, but only to a certain extent. To help combat and maybe eradicate such a strict filtering policy, I propose some simple solutions: School staff should be allowed to bypass the filter for sites that complement the lesson plan, giving the student greater freedom to complete the given assignment. Students, on the other hand, all have a unique student identification card that also indicates what grade level they are presently in. Content for each age group should be filtered accordingly, so freshmen could not access more mature content that a senior would be able to obtain. A solution of this magnitude might not be perfect, but if someone can offer a more productive approach, I would love to be a part of that solution |
#296052* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Ichiruka> Omniversum
<Dr_Zoidberg> Omniversum?
<Ichiruka> I can't believe he beat part 15
<Omniversum> The Union
<Ichiruka> I didn't think it could get funnier
<Imaginate> PART 15 OF WHAT
<Omniversum> of Omnifox and Universum
<Imaginate> ><
<Omniversum> Ichi
<Ichiruka> You cheating bastard!
<Dr_Zoidberg> does he have right for that?
<Omniversum> this guy is awesome XD
<Omniversum> ...
<Universum> ... o.o
* Ichiruka throws omni out of his apartment and starts tossing his stuff out the window |
#297206* (?/28) ⚐Flag
Mpledzep2 (8:03:46 PM): u hear about David Carradine
shane not robot (8:05:06 PM): yeah, he was alot older then I thought he was
Mpledzep2 (8:05:25 PM): thats what i thought too
shane not robot (8:09:38 PM): I bet David carradine and me could have had alot of fun in Bangkok
shane not robot (8:10:11 PM): after losing all our money in cock/dog fights, we'd go back to our hotel and bang children |
#300191* (?/28) ⚐Flag
NOTE: Preparing runqueue
NOTE: Executing runqueue
NOTE: Running task 8 of 17 (ID: 8, /home/lim/oe/openembedded/recipes/MPICH/mpich.bb, do_install)
NOTE: package mpich-1.0-r0: task do_install: started
ERROR: function do_install failed
ERROR: see log in /home/lim/oe/tmp/work/armv7a-angstrom-linux-gnueabi/mpich-1.0-r0/temp/log.do_ins tall.6966
NOTE: Task failed: /home/lim/oe/tmp/work/armv7a-angstrom-linux-gnueabi/mpich-1.0-r0/temp/log.do_ins tall.6966
NOTE: package mpich-1.0-r0: task do_install: failed
ERROR: TaskFailed event exception, aborting
ERROR: Build of /home/lim/oe/openembedded/recipes/MPICH/mpich.bb do_install failed
ERROR: Task 8 (/home/lim/oe/openembedded/recipes/MPICH/mpich.bb, do_install) failed
NOTE: Tasks Summary: Attempted 7 tasks of which 7 didn't need to be rerun and 1 failed.
ERROR: '/home/lim/oe/openembedded/recipes/MPICH/mpich.bb' failed
NOTE: build 200910171617: completed |
#300393* (?/28) ⚐Flag
* TheCruelBstard has left #yunor
<Z`> GREETS
<Sarig> He left
<Z`> ...i knew that |
#300653* (?/28) ⚐Flag
comment4 <a href="firstmailer.ru">êðóïíûì ïëàíîì ãîëûå çíàìåíèòîñòè</a>Comment: comment4 <a href="firstmailer.ru">êðóïíûì ïëàíîì ãîëûå çíàìåíèòîñòè</a>
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#301479* (?/28) ⚐Flag
[06:24:40 PM] <d> Lyrai, for once can't just just behave like a proper English woman?
[06:25:25 PM] <Ryu> No
[06:25:25 PM] <Ryu> :D
[06:25:27 PM] *** Ryu is now known as XP-tan
[06:25:27 PM] *** XP-tan is now known as Sakura
[06:25:27 PM] *** Sakura is now known as CE-tan
[06:25:28 PM] *** CE-tan is now known as Ryos
[06:25:28 PM] *** Ryos is now known as Vanilla
[06:25:28 PM] *** Vanilla is now known as Worms_And_Plastic_Minnows
[06:25:28 PM] *** Worms_And_Plastic_Minnows is now known as Tama-Chan
[06:25:28 PM] *** Tama-Chan is now known as Osaka
[06:25:29 PM] *** Osaka is now known as XP-tan
[06:25:29 PM] *** XP-tan is now known as Angel_Rock`n`Roll
[06:25:29 PM] *** Angel_Rock`n`Roll is now known as SSJ99NekoBillCosby
[06:25:29 PM] *** SSJ99NekoBillCosby is now known as Sephiroth
[06:25:29 PM] *** Sephiroth is now known as Win2000-tan
[06:25:30 PM] *** Win2000-tan is now known as RIDE_THE_LIGHTNING
[06:25:30 PM] *** RIDE_THE_LIGHTNING has quit IRC: Excess Flood |
#305682* (?/28) ⚐Flag
copiga now thinks he is too small... only 20.2 inch...Comment: talking about screens
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#305762* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<burningrose_85> how is Jew?
<FxChiP> Jew's okay, economy's been rough so he hasn't been getting much food down there in the basement..
<FxChiP> oh, you meant me. |
#305785* (?/28) ⚐Flag
-!- grape [user@118-169-215-49.dynamic.hinet.net] has joined #SecondAge
-!- mode/#SecondAge [+b *rape*!*@*] by W
-!- grape was kicked from #SecondAge by W [(Derrick) Bye.] |
#305791* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<@Vainglory> just got paid today
* @Vainglory fights BILLS and wins!!
<@Vainglory> die!!!!!
<@Freyberg{STB}> u r lucky
<@Freyberg{STB}> when i fight those things
<@Freyberg{STB}> they tend to win
<@Vainglory> I keep some savings, so as to be more war rdy
<@Vainglory> plus...
<@Vainglory> always good to know your enemies' weakness
<@Vainglory> and mine is money!
<@Vainglory> thus half the battle was over before it started |
#305905* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<inequation> hey, how about a "your mum" joke?
<'dr1an> shoot
<inequation> your mum is so stupid she confuses pedophiles with PDF files! |