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#304845* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<Xe0n> suddenly~ punctuation, capitalization, and spelling!
<Xe0n> you sobered up well.
<HairyFruitofPassion> yeah
<HairyFruitofPassion> I just needed an OJ
* Xe0n puts on gloves.
<Xe0n> Yes? |
#305065* (?/30) ⚐Flag
MixieFox: Yay I caged Nanny McPhee!
Crispy: This is not legal... |
#305104* (?/30) ⚐Flag
The Venice Academy Sector: Whoniverse:
Mixelica: I'd totally date this guy if he didn't seem extremely dangerous...
Moot: Wait a minute...
Mixelica: Dangerous?
*SCANNING FOR QUOTES, PARAPHRASES, AND/OR MISQUOTES*
FINDINGS: 'Perfect Angel to his Co-stars' 'Resembles Saturday Morning Children's Show Host' 'Does not swear'
*FACT CHECKING...*
FINDINGS: Has a history of swearing...
*ACTOR-CHARACTER AFFECT COMPARISION*
FINDINGS: Exact Match.
*UNUSUAL AFFECT SEARCH*
FINDINGS: Eyes of Medusa.
FINDINGS: Angelic Cover Up of Eyes of Medusa.
Mixelica: Something is very wrong here... |
#305269* (?/30) ⚐Flag
* king_crimson (king_crims@dongs-DC61F8C6.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
<~miek|shop> wat..
<Analog|D600> lol
<[Syntax]> DONGLY
<Analog|D600> when one of your own machines goes pingas, you know something's fucked
* miek|gatewayP3 (mike_gatew@dongs-DC61F8C6.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
<~miek|shop> WAT
<Analog|D600> wolololololol
<Analog|D600> looks like the internetz at your house went down
<~miek|shop> inb4 miek|IBM5150 ping timeout
* miek|IBM5150 (~miekIBM51@dongs-DC61F8C6.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
<Analog|D600> BAHAHAHAHA
<~miek|shop> }:|Comment: #wtfpwnt on irc.rubbermallet.org
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#305490* (?/30) ⚐Flag
Ryan: the internet is retarded and died
chelsea: just like helen keller |
#305517* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<SnowGryphon> "Losing space in the billions - three point six/Now I'm feeling so wide - IPv6!"Comment: Like a G6 too?
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#305538* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<@AnnonSSI> we need to setup uStream and livetweeting for teledrinks
<@AnnonSSI> the future of getting drunk on a thursday night(tm)
<@dav3_> fill the nations tubes with beer
<@feral> national beer network?
<@dav3_> conroy would still filter it |
#304733* (?/31) ⚐Flag
10:41 PM - Sgt AJC: Do you like rape?
10:41 PM - [B#] Devan: Not really, no. >.>;
10:41 PM - Sgt AJC: ok
10:42 PM - [B#] Devan: I AM GLAD WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION.
10:42 PM - Sgt AJC: me too, so you don't like rape right?
10:42 PM - Sgt AJC: what about murder?
10:43 PM - Sgt AJC: LOL
10:43 PM - Sgt AJC: I'm just kidding. I personally only like watching the weather channel
10:43 PM - Sgt AJC: on sundays at 12:00AM :)
10:44 PM - [B#] Devan: `-`Comment: Best Steam chat ever
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#218058* (?/31) ⚐Flag
dxIns6 ligh29d9F4CsjK0AComment: dxIns6 ligh29d9F4CsjK0A
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#231034* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Alex>laurei ishot
<Alex>fcreppy i hand cplay ffr good
<Alex>WOW
<Alex>that was f*cked up |
#284340* (?/31) ⚐Flag
why is orgasm a 6 letter word |
#308546* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<gunning4u> hahaha
<gunning4u> will be worse when we have kids.
<jenn> ew
<gunning4u> you're supposed to humour me
<gunning4u> not dismiss it :(
<jenn> you have to do everything for a baby
<jenn> no way
<gunning4u> gives you an excuse to stay off work for a year!
<jenn> yes this is true
<jenn> and get load of money from the government
<gunning4u> and it gets me two weeks off, too
<gunning4u> so do it
<Militant> just keep having kids until you can't
<jenn> can we pretend to have a baby
<Militant> then have a 'tragic accident'
<gunning4u> lmao
<gunning4u> i wonder if you could realistically do that
<jenn> i'll fake pregnancy
<gunning4u> have a child every year for say 20 years
<gunning4u> and claim the maternity leave
<Militant> only with the most careful planning
<Militant> oh
<Militant> you mean without the homicide portion
<jenn> LOL
<gunning4u> lmao |
#308818* (?/13) ⚐Flag
06:45 <@XiX> holy shit
06:45 <@XiX> wouldnt it be
06:46 <@XiX> a great idea
06:46 <@XiX> to like
06:46 <@XiX> stencil over your 'Caps Lock' key
06:46 <@XiX> so it reads
06:46 <@XiX> 'Bat Man'
06:46 <@XiX> then whenever you wanna go batman mode on someone
06:46 <@XiX> you hit the Bat Man key
06:46 <@XiX> and start yelling at them |
#309310* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<nexus_alexis> Hey peoples
<nexus_alexis> Who here plays Minecraft?
== CuriousInTexas has quit
== AutumnLily has quit
<nexus_alexis> ... |
#310942* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<Letrune> Well, I think I'll tear this thing apart now, because it is NOT C++.
<Letrune> It is some mutant what he uses.
<Kawa> No shit it ain't! Class totally isn't a valid keyword there!
<Letrune> Well... Aruduino or what.
<Kawa> Arduino can suck fortyseven dicks.
<Kawa> In a row.
<Letrune> ....Why 47?
<Kawa> Literally. Make a dick-sucking robot and control it by Arduino. |
#311263* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<madpotter> - -- - - - -- - - - - -people below this line make no sense - -- -
<Iceflame> There is no line.
<madpotter> - -- - - - -- - - - - -people above this line make no sense - -- - |
#311422* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<F2> "I can suck the JSON now" sounds like my AWS life experience
<-- F2 has quit (Quit: NO CARRIER) |
#302751* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<Fogge> I let petty revenge get in the way of getting laid and I haven't looked back |
#302912* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<@grivas> wow, walmart has a $3000 video card <link to vid card>
< MrHacks> Micro Center FTW
< MrHacks> Fuck walmart
<@grivas> thanks MrHacks
<@grivas> I would've bought that one if not for your well spoken
criticism/recommendation
< Bin|ux> lol
<+OnO_> MrHacks is going to be mean to his kids
<@grivas> with a little study, you'd go a long way
< Bin|ux> "daddy, my dinosaur is cool" FUCK YO DINO... Pirates are better
<@grivas> and I wish you'd start now |
#302925* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<Flickerdart>Hm.
<Flickerdart>Tablet driver crashed again...
<Flickerdart>Is it Standby that does this?
<Flickerdart>restarting...
|<--Flickerdart has left irc.gamesurge.net (Quit)
-->|Flickerdart (~pavel@CPE001109d21af1-CM0012c923adde.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #giantitp
<Fax>Hey flicker
<Fax>you know you can restart drivers without restarting right
<Flickerdart>Not when it does this
<Flickerdart>It goes all COULD NOT LAUNCH
<Flickerdart>SUCK MY DICK
<Fax>I'M A TABLET
<Fax>I'M A TABLET
<Fax>SUCK MY DIIIIIIIICK
<Fax>I'M A TABLET
<Fax>?
<Flickerdart>Pretty much.
<Fax>interesting
<Flickerdart>This thing is as capricious as a woman, and nowhere near as sexy.
<Fax>your tablet is michael phelps
<Flickerdart>Not quite
<Fax>oh right
<Fax>it drowns if you throw it in a pool |
#302928* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<CtrlAltDestroy> I desperately pleaded to my boss to let me have off the evening of May 23rd since I had no idea I was scheduled
<CtrlAltDestroy> He goes "get lost."
<CtrlAltDestroy> Dammit, he KNEW. |
#303090* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<bishnu> gizmodo managed to liveblog this thing somehow, hah
<lumy> bishnu: I assume they sent some else in.
<bishnu> yeah
<LoneGamer> i wonder when security guards wearing black turtlenecks and armed with iBatons will start combing the seats, looking for gizmodo people
<doviende> bahahaha
<hochoboi> see that
<hochoboi> that I would pay to be present for
<doviende> nothing like a well designed telescoping iBaton
<doviende> except with no USB port
<LoneGamer> the iBaton is a 4g bluetooth wifi device
<LoneGamer> it charges using an internal spring mechanism
<LoneGamer> and they can be bought in 16, 32, and 64gb configurations
<lumy> I must say. Apple does make good hardware.
* Boose applauds lightly |
#297900* (?/52) ⚐Flag
<anbu_yuki> so i had a black person on the phone trying to have me send my unwanted gold into this gold place, so my response was oh, so now you people are to lazy to come into my home and steal it |
#307153* (?/63) ⚐Flag
• CompanionCube is waiting for thunder-colt's loev...
• thunder-colt loevs CompanionCube
CompanionCube: :D
• CompanionCube is happy.
• thunder-colt is happy CompanionCube is happy
• CompanionCube is happy thunder-colt is happy that I am happy.
• thunder-colt is happy CompanionCube is happy that thunder-colt is happy that CompanionCube is happy.
• CompanionCube is happy that-
• CompanionCube is just happy.
CompanionCube: <3
• thunder-colt settles for just happy
• BlacklightShining grabs the mic from thunder-colt. “Yo, thunder-colt, I'm real happy for ya, and I'mma let you finish, but FREEZE POP IS THE BEST PONY OF ALL TIME.”
CompanionCube: (BlacklightShining ROFLMAO)
• thunder-colt laughs
BlacklightShining: :D
CompanionCube: (that was genius.)
thunder-colt: ^Comment: #EquestriaDaily on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#305981* (?/41) ⚐Flag
Nazaryn: So I am sitting here
Nazaryn: Just reading the net
Nazaryn: I hear PFHHHHHHHGHT
Nazaryn: Then I look up
Nazaryn: Victor has his ass sticking out from the side of his bed
Nazaryn: Farting
Ilya: LMFAO
Nazaryn: Now he's laughing his ass off, and so am I
Ilya: rofl
Nazaryn: Fucking random |