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#305722* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<PJ> For every time somebody calls me "peejay" or "peejee", I will kill a puppy.
<ElDark1> peejay
<ZhaneX> Peejee. |
#306018* (?/30) ⚐Flag
* OzoneNerd isn't here. PlagueRat should feel free to talk about his books.
< nathan7> OzoneNerd: I read that as 'PlagueRat should feel free to talk about his boobs.'
< monoprotic> that too
< OzoneNerd> I'd like that too.Comment: ##chemistry @ freenode
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#306070* (?/30) ⚐Flag
Ginger starts to take her pants off
<Ginger> i'm taking pants off
<Nandrew> that wasn't really gonna be awkward but now it is.
<Ginger> Nah it won't
<Nandrew> Yea it is
<Giner> okay "I'm not taking my pants off" |
#306686* (?/30) ⚐Flag
Cassy_Zzz: Poni: Related to this, how big is your head around, and are you allergicto latex rubber or silicone?
Poni: Yes.
Cassy_Zzz: Which
Poni: Porkus-Felinus aren't allergic to latex rubber or silicone.
Poni: My head has a radius of 4 inches wide.
Poni: 8 long.
Cassy_Zzz: Is that metric?
Poni: Nope.
Poni: Metric doesn't use inches.
Cassy_Zzz: sorry nvm plan isn't going to work, thanks for answering, we'll figure something else outComment: Poni is also known as BaconCat | #brony on irc.geekshed.net
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#306897* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<Fawksie> BT Glazing, windows for all for a flat fee of £130, or £30 if you agree to take an 18 month supply of Windolene
<blueskin> ...and you can only use the windows to look at specific types of object that BT approve of.
<Fawksie> well, you can look at other types, but they'll be blurry
<Fawksie> unless you look at them after 12am |
#306952* (?/30) ⚐Flag
slow: portal co-op?
slow: I have to mow today and I'm probably going to a party this evening so it's a pretty narrow window of time
nova: don't forget to use ass condoms
slow: I'll take that as a no |
#308646* (?/30) ⚐Flag
daijitsu: usoy estando el color-os
Bran: was hast du gerade gesagt
daijitsu: ich weiss nicht
daijitsu: weist
daijitsu: kjadkfj
Bran: it's weiss
Bran: oder weiß
daijitsu: yeah. Wait what's 'white' then
Bran: weiß
Bran: :v
daijitsu: CURSES
Bran: You just assume based on the context
Bran: I WHITE WHAT THAT MEANS
daijitsu: so hitler was just saying knowledgeable people are good and everyone just went apeshit with the wrong message |
#308914* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<MrGurns> <body> where should i hide the body? </body> <footer> Nevermind </footer> |
#199635* (?/30) ⚐Flag
So make no mistake and fap up the channel
I'm Fappy Rich when I fly off the handle
What could it be? It's a mirage!
I'm fapping on your face it's sabotage! |
#296077* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<&EskimoBOB> crack_ what kinda math?
<&LoneWolf367> nah i dun know math
<crack_> claculus
<&EskimoBOB> never done calc
<&LoneWolf367> lol #marijuana is useless |
#296861* (?/30) ⚐Flag
(Dardasaba|) Maor Mesika is Kissing you. kiss back | kiss other friends. 3 seconds ago
(Dardasaba|) FFS
(Dardasaba|) That's a GUY
(Dardasaba|) fuck facebook. |
#300268* (?/30) ⚐Flag
I am, they are happy to find a soul mate! ,Comment: I am, they are happy to find a soul mate! ,
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#300355* (?/30) ⚐Flag
wtf mate |
#300403* (?/30) ⚐Flag
I JUST TOOK A HUGE SHIT |
#300649* (?/30) ⚐Flag
comment6 <a href="firstmailer.ru">êðóïíûì ïëàíîì ãîëûå çíàìåíèòîñòè</a>Comment: comment6 <a href="firstmailer.ru">êðóïíûì ïëàíîì ãîëûå çíàìåíèòîñòè</a>
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#300708* (?/30) ⚐Flag
testsfafd |
#300856* (?/30) ⚐Flag
i love my mom... :)
Bilal Bhatti |
#301584* (?/30) ⚐Flag
deesine_h: suck my willy
FuzzYspo0N: HURR
deesine_h: xD
FuzzYspo0N: how do i shot comeback
FuzzYspo0N: OH GAWD
FuzzYspo0N: thats even more gross.
FuzzYspo0N: what an epic fail context to use that in |
#301868* (?/30) ⚐Flag
Supes loves his Sharon~! says (2:31 AM):
*I'm now on irc.prison.net
Supes loves his Sharon~! says (2:31 AM):
*This is scary.
Supes loves his Sharon~! says (2:31 AM):
*Well, I'm here.
Supes loves his Sharon~! says (2:32 AM):
*Now just to find a channel...
General "Types with fingers" Derangement says (2:32 AM):
*Go to #dropsoap
General "Types with fingers" Derangement says (2:32 AM):
*I dare you.
Supes loves his Sharon~! says (2:32 AM):
*...omigod it's an actual room.Comment: Turns out it wasn't a real room, he was just putting me on. But it was funny anyhow.
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#303184* (?/30) ⚐Flag
Bharath: Hey
u there?
see this log
"<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall
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Sent at 10:45 PM on Friday
Bokka: music related huh?Comment: What can you say about that!
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#303291* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<jcp> IT'S A FREAKING BOT YOU MORMONS |
#303943* (?/30) ⚐Flag
xen: <chanoxx> @eightball
xen: <xen> NO.
CaptainKirk|Mac: lol |
#304103* (?/30) ⚐Flag
_Arthur: Acer's CEO thinks that Apple products are a virus that has taken over the market,
_Arthur: but at some point the PC companies will come up with a cure
_Arthur: like, say, coming up with good products
tanuki: They're a virus, and the symptoms of infection are improved productivity and raw sexual magnetism.
tanuki: Oh no, don't throw me in *that* briar patch. |
#304415* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<@shortcircuit> Let's see. There's mee, mwn3d_phone, mikecb. Anyone else in here?
<@shortcircuit> *me
< waldwolf> not me
< Coderjoe> I'm Spartacus
< mikecb> Did he say the island of lesbos?
-!- shortcircuit changed the topic of #rosettacode to: Rostta Code: Coding in ((inf - 1) langauges. Pop a tab and stick around. This channel is logged, and occasionally published. |
#304772* (?/30) ⚐Flag
HIS NAME IS JULIAN ASSANGE AND
HE EATS A LOT OF HAM |