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#300654* (?/32) ⚐Flag
comment2 <a href="katalogue.ru">ñåêñ ïîä íàðêîòèêàìè âèäåî</a>Comment: comment2 <a href="katalogue.ru">ñåêñ ïîä íàðêîòèêàìè âèäåî</a>
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#300685* (?/32) ⚐Flag
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Vornicus
<Serah> Oh boy newcomers a plenty.
<Tarinaky> That's not very nice. Vorn's an oldbie
<ASCII> almost everyone here looks like a newbie to me>.> |
#300967* (?/32) ⚐Flag
sadf |
#306333* (?/32) ⚐Flag
Stranger: where u from?
You: Earth, of course.
Stranger: almost like et
Stranger: util he found his real home
Stranger: intil**
You: hm
Stranger: until*
You: 'cept ET wasn't born here :P
Stranger: interesting, but he may have been dazed upon his collision with earth to the point where he wood second guess himself and question wut is real and wut isnt, fact or fiction.
You: sort of like getting drunk and going "holy shit i think i'm in the matrix"
Stranger: or some good drugs and ur actually in the matrix
You: or the matrix IS the drug
You: oh damn, got some deep thinking here
You: it's like, totally the Matrix maaaaan
Stranger: wut if et was in th matrix? :o
You: wait
You: even better
You: what if the Matrix was in ET?
You: damnit, we could be living inside ET!
Stranger: then he wood need some serious medical attention
You: even as we speak!
Stranger: is matrix et?
You: wait no
You: ET is a drug which is the Matrix
Stranger: et tabs?! :o
You: my god, friggin, we gotta tell scientists this
You: they'll be all "Mind=Blown"
You: entire research labs will explode from the realization of the truth
Stranger: or go underground and sell to al the regular druggies and re-inforce our own policy that they now have to purchase there fix from us, and with a catchy name like et everybody will be hooked
Stranger: i gtg get this idea moving bye!
You: hell yeah
You: good luck, my good man!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Comment: Omegle
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#306552* (?/32) ⚐Flag
Kakarrot: y r u on the chat when u could be doin stuff with yer gf, man ?
MykeGregory|Xu: lol, she's downstairs. I want to be down her stairs! KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
Kakarrot: rofl
MykeGregory|Xu; highfive?
Kakarrot; yes :P
[exact same time]
MykeGregory|Xu highfives Kakarrot!
Kakarrot highfives MykeGregory|Xu
MykeGregory|Xu: YES!!!
MykeGregory|Xu: did you see the timing on that? epic
Kakarrot: ALL RIGHT!Comment: epic timing
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#306659* (?/32) ⚐Flag
icemanx: pay no atteniont to me
icemanx: I just
icemanx: can't
icemanx was kicked from the chat room by IceMane. (IceMane)
IceMane: finish
IceMane: sentanes
IceMane: sentances*Comment: #brony on irc.geekshed.net
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#306753* (?/32) ⚐Flag
Beatline (~Beatline@protectedhost-3F323564.tampfl.fios.verizon.net) joined the chat room.
Beatline was promoted to operator by ChanServ.
• BucketBot hands Beatline a free bucket!
Beatline: Umm... Whoa
Beatline: A bucket in a bucket in a bucket
Beatline: Mind = blown
BlacklightShining: …no?
BlacklightShining: just a bucket in a Bucket
BlacklightShining: the bucket it handed you in #BucketOfOOC
BlacklightShining: unless that bucket was full of buckets?
BlacklightShining: anywho, here's something that'll REALLY blow your mind:
Octavia: there be buckets eeeeerverywhere.
BlacklightShining: what if you had a bucket like BoH
BlacklightShining: you fall in, and you end up in a room
BlacklightShining: and in that room is a bucket
Paul_McColtney: I'm on omegle.
Paul_McColtney: And these people are idiots!
BlacklightShining: if you fall into that bucket, you end up in a second room
BlacklightShining: that second room has a bucket
BlacklightShining: if you fall into that bucket, you end up in the first room
BlacklightShining: WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT?
• BlacklightShining sits back and watches everypony
• Paul_McColtney sits back as well with some popcorn.
BlacklightShining: what? no!
Paul_McColtney: Want some?
BlacklightShining: you're supposed to be all ‘mind = blown’ like everypony else!
BlacklightShining: …except that everypony else appears to be ignoring this
BlacklightShining: :(
BlacklightShining: v.v
• Octavia mind: pudding/
Octavia: err .
Octavia: oh, no wonder. i didnt take my meds. heywow, no wonder i cant see anything tonight.Comment: #BucketOfOOC on GeekShed (irc.geekshed,net)
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#306772* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<Ruska> lemony
<Ruska> why do you fuck dogs?
<Lemony> Ruska I train dogs, I don't fuk them
<The_Vole> that´s what they all say :o
<Lemony> The_Vole dog fuckers dogs are never well trainned
<The_Vole> and you´re looking to change that, I see :DComment: #lulz
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#306773* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<xwd> Then again I can't tell the difference between like, black metal and death metal
<RainbowDash> Black metal is high shrieking, lengthy, repetitive music.
<RainbowDash> Death metal tends to follow a slightly more traditional song structure, has death growls, and lower guitars.
<xwd> Oh, black metal is high pitched screaming and death metal is guttural growling?
<RainbowDash> That's one way to look at it, yeah.
<RainbowDash> I much prefer black metal to death metal, but I'll listen to either.
<xwd> Not to be confused with glam metal which also has high pitched screaming
<RainbowDash> Haha, no.
<RainbowDash> Burzum != Sex Pistols. |
#306904* (?/32) ⚐Flag
BlacklightShining: chat is dead
BlacklightShining: implementing revival plan A
BlacklightShining: !shpi
BucketBot: No !shpi for you~
BlacklightShining: !ship *
BucketBot: Our lucky couple of the moment: Freeze_Pop x BlacklightShining!
Freeze_Pop (Freeze_Pop@protectedhost-D25B26EF.sgyl.cable.virginmedia.com) joined the chat room.
Freeze_Pop was promoted to half-operator by ChanServ.
• BucketBot hands Freeze_Pop a free bucket!
BlacklightShining: …OMG
BlacklightShining: /)^3^(\
BitZero: What timing.
BlacklightShining: I know, right?Comment: #BucketOfHolding on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#306978* (?/32) ⚐Flag
*** Tinerius is now known as Bacon_TornadoWatch. ***
*** Bacon_TornadoWatch is now known as Bacon_TomatoWatch. ***
<@Bacon_TomatoWatch> ...Don't ask about this.
<~ObsidianWorking> don't worry
<~ObsidianWorking> I won't
*** Bacon_TomatoWatch is now known as Mistipulate. ***
<~ObsidianWorking> I'll just wait until somepony quotes it and then retweet the quoteComment: #BucketOfOOC on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#307303* (?/32) ⚐Flag
< BombedCarnivore> I'd rather have a Super V
< dorknexus_> who wouldn't want a super vagina
-!- Model192 has joined
<+aedinius> Speaking of.
< dorknexus_> haha
< Model192> suck it |
#307450* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<Kleykyle> dmf put doors on my dick
<Kleykyle> *DOCK |
#308314* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<@Nanobot> If it doesn't have traps, it isn't an anime |
#308468* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<+murfoid> and just out of curiosity, what are those elements
<+Sweden> Honesty, Kindness, Laughter, Generosity, Loyalty and Autism
<+Sweden> I mean Magic.
<+Cepheus> Sweden: horses and friendship and it's... supernatural qualities?
<+Sweden> yes
<+Cepheus> just please stop masturbating to magical ponies in channel
<+Sweden> never
<+Cepheus> it's disturbing the rest of us
<+Cepheus> on many indescribable levels
<+Sweden> oh la la fancy british words
<+Cepheus> Sweden: i know anything longer than 8 letters oodles your noodle
<+Cepheus> but please, let's be civil |
#304769* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<tgies> "I'm about to do a 9/11 on this bitch" -my new catchphrase, holy shit
<FireKing> whoa
<FireKing> a 9/11 is when you take two shits on the girl's stomach and then punch them with both of your fists
<tgies> no idiot a 9/11 is when you get both her nipples hard and then crash a plane into them |
#259236* (?/33) ⚐Flag
haxpwnhax: penis
dongsftw: lol |
#300374* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<humpel> is it bad that if you're saying something to yourself (as in "*sign* I hate that")
<humpel> you immediatly go "Yeah me, too"?
<yodat> mhm i dont know
<yoday> me neighterComment: #games
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#300675* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<mtrlbear> hello Sir
<Wolframm> oh look, a bear
* Wolframm pulls out the rifle and shoots you dead
<mtrlbear> yes, you like to fuck a bear? great cocksucker here
<Wolframm> no, I like to see bears dead and hanging from lampposts by the neck
<Wolframm> dead dead dead
<Wolframm> burn the corpse
<Wolframm> set fire to it
<Wolframm> steal its house
<mtrlbear> 5-10, 280, bearded, hairy all over, 8 cut you Sir?
<Wolframm> I'm a Volkswagen.
<mtrlbear> ???
<Wolframm> a Volkswagen
<Wolframm> you know, the cars?
<Wolframm> vroom vroom?
<mtrlbear> you are a man or not?
<Wolframm> what part of "Volkswagen" do you not understand?
<mtrlbear> cars do not talk
<Wolframm> no, but we type |
#301898* (?/56) ⚐Flag
comment2,Comment: comment2,
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#305209* (?/43) ⚐Flag
<A-KO> "What is a MAC address?"
<@Kodiack> LOL IT'S WHAT APPLE USES
<@solocommand> It's where you go to get it on
<A-KO> "I dunno, but mac and cheese is awesome!"Comment: #wowtech @ freenode
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#305424* (?/43) ⚐Flag
<ThisGuy> I'm doing twenty things at once.
<lpeake> you're a guy...
<lpeake> you're as good at multitasking as the iPad.Comment: irc.p2p-network.net / #zomgwtfbbq
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#301513* (?/43) ⚐Flag
Hello its a very nice site!Comment: Hello its a very nice site!
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#307958* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<ram> pre meeting foods?
<mutantmonkey> ram: sure
<mutantmonkey> not macados
<ram> lol
<ram> yeah, fuck kids night...
<ram> that reads badly...
<mutantmonkey> hahaComment: Tuesdays are kids night at Macados.
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#305608* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<SnoFox> Starburst: An orgasm of fruit in your mouth. |