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<mtrlbear> hello Sir
<Wolframm> oh look, a bear
* Wolframm pulls out the rifle and shoots you dead
<mtrlbear> yes, you like to fuck a bear? great cocksucker here
<Wolframm> no, I like to see bears dead and hanging from lampposts by the neck
<Wolframm> dead dead dead
<Wolframm> burn the corpse
<Wolframm> set fire to it
<Wolframm> steal its house
<mtrlbear> 5-10, 280, bearded, hairy all over, 8 cut you Sir?
<Wolframm> I'm a Volkswagen.
<mtrlbear> ???
<Wolframm> a Volkswagen
<Wolframm> you know, the cars?
<Wolframm> vroom vroom?
<mtrlbear> you are a man or not?
<Wolframm> what part of "Volkswagen" do you not understand?
<mtrlbear> cars do not talk
<Wolframm> no, but we type |