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HACK BY Su1c1deR it`s my first hack :P ;D:DComment: fddj
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#296098* (?/34) ⚐Flag
< withnail> you know when i was at my grans a while back, and my cousins who were like 9 and 6 were playing a game i said to them "when i was a kid we didn't have any of these 3d graphics" |
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8Nenpk ghUnxCczpf72ndOqi20gComment: 8Nenpk ghUnxCczpf72ndOqi20g
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<h4ck> this album screams NYC to me for some reason
<h4ck> Cowboys and Aliens by Kitchens of Distinction
<h4ck> so good.
<FxChiP> your mom screamed NYC to me for some reason
<FxChiP> last night |
#300478* (?/34) ⚐Flag
As long as we have trust we have strength...As long as we have strength we have a bond...As long as we have a bond we have each other-DeLisa Richmond |
#300595* (?/34) ⚐Flag
* TheAdmiester sets mode +b on [~chatzilla@cc853457-b.mp1.dr.home.nl]
<+Dennis-Way> you wish
<TheAdmiester> Jacob!
== mode/#RoRExpress [+b *!*@cc853457-b.mp1.dr.home.nl] by Jacob1029
<@Jacob1029> i dont need to wish
<TheAdmiester> :) |
#300646* (?/34) ⚐Flag
comment1 <a href="firstmailer.ru">êðóïíûì ïëàíîì ãîëûå çíàìåíèòîñòè</a>Comment: comment1 <a href="firstmailer.ru">êðóïíûì ïëàíîì ãîëûå çíàìåíèòîñòè</a>
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#301244* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<scgtrp> ?
<solemnwarning> ¿
<scgtrp> ¡
<solemnwarning> !
<solemnwarning> ☃
<Love4Boobies> take the time to read what solemnwarning is trying to communicate to us
<scgtrp> Love4Boobies: snowmen are asking exclaimed questions in spanish. |
#258226* (?/35) ⚐Flag
vtiqjoxfk skzdjtcf mptdixak tkxmubw ivgdb kzysnf vyrzComment: ptyxkm mhxug
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#294879* (?/35) ⚐Flag
Arch_Laughter: i got it!
Arch_Laughter: hack her ipod touch!
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: how wud that help???
Arch_Laughter: i have no clue
Arch_Laughter: i got it!
Arch_Laughter: buy her a movie she likes!
Arch_Laughter: then watch it with her!
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: oh and have sex during it like usual??
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: lolol
Arch_Laughter: like usual?!
Arch_Laughter: lawl thats not what i was going for
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: and get her lingeri
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: i no
-AgA- VaRoflRaptor: i'm jokin lol
Arch_Laughter: no
Arch_Laughter: you arnt |
#301096* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<+Cloudstrike> Okay, so my girlfriends asleep right, and I was feeling kinda horny. I thought to myself, hai, why would I fap when I can just rape this bitch.
<+Cloudstrike> So, I started taking off her panties, etc and started goin at it. I don't know how many of you have ever actually tried this but rooting a sleeping bitch is pretty hard, I feel empathetic for those necropheliacs out there.
<+Cloudstrike> I positioned her ontop of me so it was easier to thrash it, but I guess that didnt prepare me for what was about to happen next.
<+Cloudstrike> I was just about to blow and the bitch starts pissing all fucking over me.
<+Cloudstrike> I was like WHAT THE FUCK
<+Cloudstrike> I couldnt MOVE
<+Cloudstrike> I was stuck underneath this bitch while she pissed all over me in her sleep
<+Cloudstrike> I eventually rolled her off me and had a shower. |
#310534* (?/47) ⚐Flag
< FireKing> you could put california in front of any word and make it a specialty food item at a rundown small franchise
< FireKing> the California War is a pasta with avocado in it served at the mcdonalds inside the ACE hardware store
< FireKing> the California Comptroller is a shitty sundae you get at the snack bar at city hall
< FireKing> California Shelter is one of those boxes with a stick propping it up with a bowl of shelled pistachios as the bait |
#304286* (?/35) ⚐Flag
Mark Morrison - Return of the Fap |
#304548* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<pharazon> ffff google books!!
<pharazon> Pages 51 to 463 are not shown in this preview.
<BlKereb> it's okay
<BlKereb> that part was just john galt's monologue |
#302381* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<ImaDino> ew quantman physics x3
<ImaDino> wow what a bad typoi just had x.x
<B-Rad> 2 for 2
<B-Rad> go for three! |
#302598* (?/15) ⚐Flag
-> From Nala, to kids, rant:
- what's the legality of chloroform?Comment: RPI lily
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#302657* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<CyrixWork> i wonder if im admin of this data store
<zaius> bla, bla, bla...
* CyrixWork tasers zaius
<CyrixWork> it would appear that I am |
#302871* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<sab> if george clooney said “let’s kill all the jews” i might be tempted
<sab> but hitler? |
#302876* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<- JaYaRe` (Jay@I.can.has.cookies) has quit (Connection reset by cock up ass)Comment: #sporks
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#302927* (?/15) ⚐Flag
* Fafnir does the secret Spinzaku jutsu, and kicks somebody at random!
=-= Fafnir was booted from #bvs-colbertnation by Fafnir (Fafnir)
-->| Fafnir (chatzilla@ViSiON-ABC9DADD.retail.telecomitalia.it) has joined #bvs-colbertnation
=-= Mode #bvs-colbertnation +ao Fafnir Fafnir by Discovery
<Fafnir> well, that didn't work out as expected |
#303077* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<ElSantos> if #paforums_pax transcripts were made into a book, the title would be From God to Bras in Five Minutes |
#309593* (?/15) ⚐Flag
20:50 <@Maff> man I love my phone
20:50 < cITs> k
20:50 <@Maff> 17% battery left
20:50 <@Maff> after 1 day 15 hours
20:50 < cITs> stick it up your butt and let it vibrate
20:50 <@Maff> I tried that once before with a really old phone I didn't want
20:50 <@Maff> it was not that great |
#309899* (?/15) ⚐Flag
(@somasonic) I signed up for ramnode
(@somasonic) it looks good etc
(@somasonic) kinda wish their instant activation was instant tho
(@somasonic) as opposed to non-instant |
#310559* (?/3) ⚐Flag
<@dreamreal> i just don't want anybody to think that I'm soulless.
<@dreamreal> I HAVE decent shoes.
<MagneticDuck> I just don't want anybody to think that I'm soulless.
<MagneticDuck> It's there, somewhere, beneath the hardened scar tissue of emotional disaster and trauma.
<MagneticDuck> some part of me
<MagneticDuck> some part of me know it's wrong, what I do
<MagneticDuck> but the world ...
<MagneticDuck> ... so cold and indifferent ...
<@dreamreal> MagneticDuck: thanks, that's enough |
#310569* (?/3) ⚐Flag
< SirBeowulf> Lol people are freaking out about the storm
< SirBeowulf> "WE'RE GOING TO BE SNOWED IN FOR DAYS"
< SirBeowulf> "If the power goes out I heard you can use your phone as internet"
< SirBeowulf> "I think its called a hotspot"
< SirBeowulf> "How do I hotspot my phone"
<&Ipsum> lol
<&Ipsum> isn't that when you put your phone in the microwave |