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Stranger: where u from?
You: Earth, of course.
Stranger: almost like et
Stranger: util he found his real home
Stranger: intil**
You: hm
Stranger: until*
You: 'cept ET wasn't born here :P
Stranger: interesting, but he may have been dazed upon his collision with earth to the point where he wood second guess himself and question wut is real and wut isnt, fact or fiction.
You: sort of like getting drunk and going "holy shit i think i'm in the matrix"
Stranger: or some good drugs and ur actually in the matrix
You: or the matrix IS the drug
You: oh damn, got some deep thinking here
You: it's like, totally the Matrix maaaaan
Stranger: wut if et was in th matrix? :o
You: wait
You: even better
You: what if the Matrix was in ET?
You: damnit, we could be living inside ET!
Stranger: then  he wood need some serious medical attention
You: even as we speak!
Stranger: is matrix et?
You: wait no
You: ET is a drug which is the Matrix
Stranger: et tabs?! :o
You: my god, friggin, we gotta tell scientists this
You: they'll be all "Mind=Blown"
You: entire research labs will explode from the realization of the truth
Stranger: or go underground and sell to al the regular druggies and re-inforce our own policy that they now have to purchase there fix from us, and with a catchy name like et everybody will be hooked
Stranger: i gtg get this idea moving bye!
You: hell yeah
You: good luck, my  good man!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Comment: Omegle
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