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#304480* (?/34) ⚐Flag
Quit beating yourself up. The best that can come from mistakes and failures is that we figure out what went wrong and what to do differently next time. But, everybody makes mistakes. Just learn from them and stop thinking that you disappointed us. We love you and want to see you succeed. Dust yourself off and try again.Comment: I love this quote by Teresa Kinard.
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#304495* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<Chroder> i just noticed im wearing Avatar boxers today
<Chroder> it's a little strange to be sitting on some aliens face |
#304788* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<rundata> Xd
<rundata> oops capslock
<rundata> xD |
#305018* (?/34) ⚐Flag
Somebody tell Latino-Heat that the only thing that can give a Virgin rashes is Guilt or some other Inner Demon. |
#305125* (?/34) ⚐Flag
MixieFox: The Westons and the Grays stayed well away from each other, except for the Grandparents Who Did Not Die... |
#305174* (?/34) ⚐Flag
Ass Coverage: Every other Doctor may not be retarded... |
#305322* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<reform19> ****://twitter.com/#!/recoveryinSJ
<miek|inspiron6k> from that page: I found out yesterday that I'm not responsible for my disease. I am responsible for my recovery. about 6 hours ago via web
<reform19> :D thats me!
<reform19> im going to NA now!
<reform19> no more cough syrup
<miek|inspiron6k> lol
<miek|inspiron6k> you're going to NA for cough syrup?
<miek|inspiron6k> i could swear thats a troll page
<reform19> no i'm not trolling
<reform19> yeah im going to na for a lot of things
<reform19> marijuana, alcohol
<miek|inspiron6k> you dont drink much as far as i can tell
<miek|inspiron6k> around christmas you drank some rum or something... and thats about it
<reform19> yeha i really dont but i still do enough to pee the bed a few times a year
<reform19> yeha i drank once again after the christmas rum
<miek|inspiron6k> ........ newform, thats not a problem why are you wasting NA's time
<reform19> lol
<reform19> because i like hugs
<miek|inspiron6k> lololo |
#305780* (?/34) ⚐Flag
http://qdb.us/38339
why are there still morons on the internet
maggots dont lay eggs, theyre the larval stage of fucking flies |
#305958* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<HelgeSverre> Mursalat YOUR AN OBJECT!
<HelgeSverre> of the (sub?)class human
<mursalat> let me return your Parent object then
<HelgeSverre> I will call mymommy() !
<mursalat> error: ‘mymommy’ was not declared in this scope
<mursalat> who got your now he??
<HelgeSverre> :< if (!mymommy()) { cout << "cry" }Comment: #C++ on irc.Quakenet.org
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#305988* (?/34) ⚐Flag
OnionKnight: would you rather be eddie izzard or fuck eddie izzard?
blue_tetris: Be.
OnionKnight: Quick answer.
blue_tetris: Yep.
OnionKnight: good choice
OnionKnight: but know that you're going to have to fuck dave if you're eddie izzard
blue_tetris: Wait.
blue_tetris: Why would I have to fuck Dave?
blue_tetris: Dave just wants to be me, not fuck me.
OnionKnight: Because you're Eddie Izzard?
OnionKnight: Are you paying attention?
blue_tetris: It would be funnier with multiple players.
blue_tetris: "I wanna be Eddie Izzard." "I wanna fuck Eddie Izzard, but only after you're Eddie Izzard."
blue_tetris: "I wanna be Eddie Izzard after him, and after you've finished fucking him."
OnionKnight: Hahaha
blue_tetris: It's like that movie, where they fuck John Malkovich.
blue_tetris: Ever played marry, fuck, kill?
OnionKnight: Yesterday, with Yahoozy, with relation to southpaw, Vyacheslav, and Life247.
OnionKnight: Both of us thought we had definitive answers but we were different in our responses.
blue_tetris: Marry, fuck, kill. Eddie Izzard, Living George Carlin, Billy West.
OnionKnight: Living George Carlin?
OnionKnight: D:
blue_tetris: Yeah, as opposed to the regular dead one.
OnionKnight: Yeah.
OnionKnight: I was hoping for Corpse Carlin.
blue_tetris: Haha.
OnionKnight: It would help the Kill decision.
blue_tetris: Choosing to kill the re-alive George Carlin would be in bad taste.
OnionKnight: Marry Billy West -- Each day would be like fucking somebody new.
OnionKnight: Kill Izzard, Fuck Carlin
blue_tetris: Billy West is like the man of a million penises.
blue_tetris: I wish I could think of women for this game, but there's no famous women I care about.
OnionKnight: i wouldn't mine fucking natalie portman
blue_tetris: I wouldn't mind killing Sarah Silverman.
OnionKnight: yeah
OnionKnight: def
OnionKnight: def
OnionKnight: def
OnionKnight: i think i could marry janeane garafallolaolo because i feel like our relationship is already that of a married couple |
#306192* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<HAL9000> so orwell, I've been stealing from a charity food drive bin
<HAL9000> does that make me a bad person
<DJOrwell> yes it does
<DJOrwell> that's pretty pathetic
<DJOrwell> are you really that poor?
<DJOrwell> what have you been stealing
<HAL9000> easy macs
<DJOrwell> oh
<DJOrwell> go for it
<DJOrwell> don't get caught
<HAL9000> nothing gross like shitty popcorn or anything, i usually put that in the bin
<DJOrwell> i mean if you were stealing like
<DJOrwell> actual canned food
<DJOrwell> that would be pretty shitty
<HAL9000> ew no
<HAL9000> why the fuck would i do that
<DJOrwell> but I don't think poor people should get easy macs
<HAL9000> i only take the good stuffComment: #mindprobe on esper.net
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#306660* (?/34) ⚐Flag
[hmcd] ✡ ✈ ▋▋: YOU'RE TALKING TO ME ON OSX
[hmcd] ✡ ✈ ▋▋: CAN YOU FEEL THE MAC
[hmcd] ✡ ✈ ▋▋: YEEEEEEAH
[hmcd] ✡ ✈ ▋▋: RUB IT DIRECTLY ON YOUR EYES AND MOUTH
codespace: explains your inability to spell, at least.
[hmcd] ✡ ✈ ▋▋: It's still a dell keyboard
[hmcd] ✡ ✈ ▋▋: turdgoblin
codespace: yeah, but now it's operated by a mac userComment: oh god did that render right
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#306758* (?/34) ⚐Flag
(fahadsadah) I think in the formal accent
(fahadsadah) How do you do, good sir?
(fahadsadah) Good afternoon, Gower Micros. How may I help you? HAVE YOU FUCKING TRIED FUCKING REBOOTING IT CUNT?! HAVE YOU?! |
#306802* (?/34) ⚐Flag
• Octavia hugs Atom~~~~~
BlacklightShining: oh gee—d'awwwwww
BlacklightShining: [/obligatory d'awwwwww]
DannySwish (~DannySwis@protectedhost-432D62F9.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) left the chat room. (Quit: Colloquy for iPhone - [link to Colloquy website] )
BlacklightShining: […that more than likely caused DannySwish's departure]
DannySwish (~DannySwis@protectedhost-432D62F9.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) joined the chat room.
DannySwish was promoted to half-operator by ChanServ.
• BucketBot hands DannySwish a free bucket!
BlacklightShining: […or not]Comment: #BucketOfHolding on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#307128* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<Azazel> auigh
<Azazel> dick fuck shit cocks
<Azazel> That's it, screw the bubbler, I'm using a good old blithering pipe 8v
<Azazel> Knocked the thing onto my lap after packing a bowl D:<
<Azazel> Now my shitty leaf is freshly shredded and all over my shirt :x
<Azazel> The other day the stupid thing tipped all over my nice messy sandwhich >_>
<Azazel> And that was kush, not shakes D8Comment: another stoner does something stupid
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#307239* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<MiniatureMurder> im eating a big ass McRib right now!!!
<brohemia1> you are not
<MiniatureMurder> i am in spirit
<brohemia1> the fuck does that mean?
<FuzzyPlushroom> It means he has a dick in his mouth.
<MiniatureMurder> the McRib is soul food
<MiniatureMurder> its good for your soul
<brohemia1> no it's not you shrimp dick
<brohemia1> no it's not you shrimp dick
<FuzzyPlushroom> The reply so nice you made it twice.
<old_dog_child> MM is lying
<old_dog_child> mcribs don't have a spirit
<old_dog_child> they are soulless entities that thrive on the suffering of humans
<FuzzyPlushroom> They did once.
<brohemia1> you're making a bold assumption that they contain meat
<FuzzyPlushroom> A spirit that went 'oink'. And probably 'neigh' and 'woof'.
<MiniatureMurder> uhhh
<Haschel> Don't forget "coo". |
#307248* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<Evil_Pinki> h t t p://oi51.tinypic.com/mwvbj7.jpg
<Evil_Pinki> That's my layout. List seperate from the chats and consoles.
<Izumi_kit> ah
<Evil_Pinki> Aaaaaand I just realised that that was a personal chat. o////o;; |
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< dann123_1> tere
<&Talia> Good day and welcome to #help. Please state the nature of your IRC emergency
dann123_1 has left IRC (Connection reset by peer)Comment: #help on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#307436* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<@Kenny> going for my dinner now¬
<@Kenny> ! *
<@{unimatrix}> still not got that KFC Kenny ?
<@Kenny> not yet :(
<@{unimatrix}> that was like an houre ago
<@Kenny> I know
<@Kenny> Phlunk3 needed convincing to join
<@Kenny> stubborn bastard ¬.¬
<@{unimatrix}> show him penis?
<@nolezy> ffs
<@nolezy> stop eating KFC you fat fuck
<@Kenny> I HAVEN'T HAD ONE IN A MONTH
<@{unimatrix}> thats what she said
<@nolezy> a period?
<@Kenny> hehComment: meow
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#307556* (?/48) ⚐Flag
terpin: im releasing my own brand of beers
terpin: called terpintine
terpin: cheap, strong and guarenteed to fuck yo shit upComment: OverTheGun.com
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#308684* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<sigmund> I got stuck having to go to my damn family reunion
<sigmund> 6 hours of pure hell
<sigmund> it was hilarious though when my little cousin, 4 year old girl, kept saying she wanted hot dogs
<sigmund> but when she said hot dogs, it sounded more like hung dongs
<sigmund> "I want hung dongs! I want hung dongs!"
<sigmund> poor girl didn't have a clue why I was laughing so hard |
#308940* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<Gobiner> I just realized queer and queen are almost identical words and they're both slang for a homosexual
<Gobiner> god hates quee*s |
#309984* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<kerin> yeah in addition to being many times stronger, with bows you SLOW DOWN TIME WHILE AIMING
<kerin> i mean, holy shit, what
<jrvc> With a perk
<jrvc> I've got the perk to zoom in
<jrvc> Not to slow down time yet.
<kerin> well, the destruction tree doesn't have perks to slow down time OR scale your damage meaningfully
<jrvc> Exactly.
<kerin> you need to spend 6 perks to augment all three damage types by 50%
<kerin> with bows, 5 perks DOUBLES your damage for ALL elements
<kerin> AND that base damage scales with your archery skill, AND enchants that augment archery improve damage, AND you can't even run out of mana, AND you can crit + stagger + paralyze errybody for just 5 more perk points, AND if you switch to bows Emeril will come to your house to deliver a box of CinnabonsComment: On Skyrim's skill trees
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#310457* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<Brainderailment> I just started noticing pain and got paranoid and started doing everything I can to postpone my visit to the doctor
<Brainderailment> open enrollment starts mid november
<Brainderailment> then I can get on that sweet government teet for my basic health needs
<RobotBebop> god, what a parasite
<RobotBebop> look at me, a rich white person, i never leech off of the government |
#184426* (?/35) ⚐Flag
birrychrist: TOTALLY not gunna happen
commie628: it makes you suck his dick
birrychrist: it HAS to be blueberry |