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#309630* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<znf> also, more weird is that we started from me working with credit cards (while I have a criminal record), then having sex in the spa, now we're troubleshooting font issues... |
#309982* (?/19) ⚐Flag
theahindle: Somebody in our town put methadone in a toddlers bottle for them to drink, to keep them quiet
theahindle: The world we live in
theahindle: I just give mine brandy
jtreminio: much safer
theahindle: I test it first! I'm not an animal!
jtreminio: why not a weed cookie
theahindle: I'm not a fan of cookies
jtreminio: not for you
theahindle: Who would test them?
jtreminio: toddlers
theahindle: I'll ask the neighbours kids to test them first |
#310313* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<bubuchan> well this is all pending i dont die tomorrow lol
<jrvc> You probably won't
<jrvc> Probably.
<bubuchan> :)
<bubuchan> i have to survive
<bubuchan> not for cutie music
<bubuchan> not for pens
<bubuchan> not for my students
<bubuchan> not for my waifu
<bubuchan> but for cheetos
<bubuchan> and the residue on your fingersComment: bubuchan is getting surgery and really likes American snacks.
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#310357* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<Aberius> I think that came to me when I had my arms curled around her :-))
<Diophantine> oh, arms curled around is how you say a hand in her knickers?
<Aberius> That was only for a while
<Aberius> BUT IT WAS AWESOME |
#302344* (?/19) ⚐Flag
Balsaq: but i dont bank and stuff online
Balsaq: so what else can they do
No_one_at_all: ok, good for you. How about...other things. You ebay much?
Balsaq: i assume there are holes in it
CaptainKirk|Mac: No
CaptainKirk|Mac: I put stuff I want in my Amazon wish list
Balsaq: yeah a spot of ebay here and there
CaptainKirk|Mac: And wait for someone to mistake me for someone they know and buy me stuff
No_one_at_all: lol CaptainKirk|Mac
• No_one_at_all claps his hands
No_one_at_all: Balsaq: suppose you go to a site that gets your email address, as a log-on prerequisite...
No_one_at_all: and that site also figures out that you go to ebay...
CaptainKirk|Mac: Uh-oh…
Balsaq: i dont give it out
CaptainKirk|Mac: I'd just make an alias
No_one_at_all: now they can send you a phishing email that says, "your ebay account is about to expire. Go to thislink and enter your password and user id..."
Balsaq: see. this is where i win everytime...
CaptainKirk|Mac: Handy feature of MobileMe
No_one_at_all: lol
CaptainKirk|Mac: Aliases. Just one more reason to get MobileMe
No_one_at_all: I have a separate email address for my legit stuff, and another for my junk sites...
CaptainKirk|Mac: lolz |
#302453* (?/19) ⚐Flag
okay
take a 20 a hole punch it
at the very edge
stick it in your window seal and roll up the window
All but a small crack
put a note on the window that says " If you can fish out my 20 its yours" maybe oneday someone will get it maybe you'll walk out on them and catch them fishing
but no matter what its always worth it |
#302692* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<Nvader> Jordan: we were confused how one of the girls were able to bend that way
<gusto5> oh Nvader
<gusto5> remember to use a condom
<gusto5> No one wants you breeding until your genetic mutation is fixed
[cdarr has a bit of an anger problem...]
<|cdarr|> gusto5
<|cdarr|> you act as if he only has one genetic mutation
<Orange_Cat> cdarr is walking into this one...
<Orange_Cat> (As usual...)
<gusto5> well yeah
<gusto5> the rest is from being around you, |cdarr|
<|cdarr|> fucking ban me
<|cdarr|> fucking ban me
[spams that a few more times]
* gusto5 has kicked |cdarr| from #gonintendo (NO)
<mattmagician> Again? :|
<Orange_Cat> See?
<Jordan> *waits for pm*
* gusto5 waits for pm |
#303351* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<Nafe> no speed jusrt clear mind, i got thoughts comming out my buttocks |
#304029* (?/19) ⚐Flag
* Ruriko slaps Botmon
<Botmon> Ruriko: Slaps zaennon around with wings made out of wonder woman's mouth.Comment: Botmon is an eggdrop bot with a megahal script
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#301006* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<+peer> (Operating System) Linux Ubuntu 9.10 - karmic Kernel: 2.6.31-16-generic, GNU/Linux | Xorg: 1.6.4 | Desktop: Gnome v2.2.1 | IRC CLient: X-Chat v.2.8.6
<+peer> better than mirc
<+SavageKoala> [+peer] it's not better than mIRC cos it's not scriptable
<+peer> lol SavageKoala ever hear of tcl m8
<+SavageKoala> tcl = eggdrop
<+peer> you can load tcl in xchat
<+SavageKoala> ahh
<+peer> and pl (perl)
<+SavageKoala> so in effect I could have an executable web page running as an irc client LOL |
#231151* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<TrekkerCC> Mr. Coredesat....what happens.....when a storm.....
<TrekkerCC> you know.
<Coredesat> ...no, I don't
<TrekkerCC> becomes intense, Mr. Coredesat
<Coredesat> ...it becomes intense
<TrekkerCC> yes
* TrekkerCC thanks for understanding. |
#296440* (?/36) ⚐Flag
EXvFCTComment: EXvFCT
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#299747* (?/36) ⚐Flag
DOSE THE SEARCH BOT SUCK ? VOTE THIS SHIT |
#301116* (?/36) ⚐Flag
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<poot> ass fuckin' butt suckin' cunt lickin' masturbation
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<|zero|> Mmm....
<|zero|> Can I do it to you poot ?
<poot> butt
<poot> turd
<poot> feces
<poot> shit
<|zero|> Is that what's for dinner?
<|zero|> Honey I told you
<|zero|> I don't like having the same thing two nights in a row
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#301190* (?/36) ⚐Flag
clean my bangle dear sonComment: fish for
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#305794* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<pedro3005> people already hate me
<pedro3005> even the bot hates me
<pedro3005> !8ball do you like me?
<MegBot> yerp
<pedro3005> hm.. |
#305879* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<MiX-MaN> <3 ntop && arp
<Krenum> <3 work
<MiX-MaN> yuck
<MiX-MaN> such foul language
<Krenum> Your face is foul
<MiX-MaN> i think not
<Krenum> Oh no wait
<Krenum> your lunch is foul
<Krenum> See what I did there
<Krenum> I insinuated you were eating chicken for lunch
<Krenum> ha ha
<Krenum> ha ha ha ha ha |
#306309* (?/36) ⚐Flag
== Gamerbad [webchat@1337-7C00684E.enivest.net] has joined #Toribash
<Niki-busy> my dick
<Gamerbad> is small
<Niki-busy> :(
<Gamerbad> :)Comment: #toribash@irc.toribash.com
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#306408* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<EnglishIvy> Keffiyehs are hideous.
<EnglishIvy> And anybody who wears one is a tool.
<JackMackerel> Even in sandstorms?
<JackMackerel> AND THE MIDDLE EAST~?
<Tseng> "middle east" should not be suffixed with a tilde
<GMH> ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST IS OOTACO
<GMH> ...if only.
<GMH> "Gaza is our land!"
<GMH> "No, Gaza is OURS!"
<GMH> "HEY YOU TWO, NEW HARUHI DVDS!"
<Puffin> Gaza~n |
#306698* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<Arsylian> So are those pictures on the way or are you just being lazy? d:
<Paladin> Lazy : D
<Arsylian> you suck
<Paladin> I know.
<Paladin> I suck. Hard
<Arsylian> giant black cock
<Paladin> How immature
<Paladin> Now now, It's not like you to be so immature XD
<Arsylian> I'm mixing dubstep, I'm allowed to be vulgar. |
#307025* (?/36) ⚐Flag
Alyssa: My autopilot is a blow up one like from Airplane.
DamienFox: ^this
Filter: V that
DamienFox: >> This and that
Alyssa: This > < That
Filter: PARADOX
DamienFox: :V
Alyssa: I broke time again?Comment: #EquestriaDaily on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#308146* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<Ego> Anyone remember that time that Cheerio ragequit in the second to last round of the game?
<Ego> :O
<cheerio> anyone remember that time 5 minutes from now that ego got glined for being a liar
<Ego> I-.. I don't remember that. =/
<norbert79> lol |
#303209* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<SrgSiler|AFK> red headed scottish asian who only speaks spanish and is 6'4" MAKE IT HAPPEN |
#303417* (?/36) ⚐Flag
afsdfadsfadsfasdafdfadsfdfdafsdf |
#303970* (?/36) ⚐Flag
Your mama's ass looks like a trashbag full of mashed potatoes. (-Chase Bowes.) |