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#304709* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<doomed> mcm must be quite old already if he remembers a series from the 50/60's from when he was young
<Fax> he's not, he's about my age
<UglyPanda> He just had basic cable as a child.
<Kaze> like i watched Lost in Space as a kid
<Kaze> basic cable
<Fafnir> <Fax> he's not, he's about my age
<Fafnir> so he's old
<Fax> ...
<Fax> maaan
<afroakuma> XD
<jen|dreaming|of|wolves> id say thats worthy of a foot assisted launch fax |
#304878* (?/36) ⚐Flag
t3htapedcrusader: did you see MaSu's AMA?
fissure256: yeah, reading right now
t3htapedcrusader: I spotted a comment that asked a handful of questions, one of which being "what characters do you play in Smash Brothers Melee"
t3htapedcrusader: laughed, started to tell john on vent
t3htapedcrusader: then noticed it was his post lol
fissure256: XD i just read that one
fissure256: and had the exact same reaction
fissure256: i literally just switched to the pidgin window to start talking about it |
#304987* (?/36) ⚐Flag
Do you guys live in my laptop? If so, why did my laptop die? |
#305000* (?/36) ⚐Flag
Mixelica: How is the internet dating scheme going?
BehavioralEconomics: Not so well... I miss Jewish Matchmakers.
Mixelica: Perhaps they should be brought back.
*Pandorica Closed*.
BehavioralEconomics: That's an idea...
Anthropology: SnowMan? Are you still alive?
SnowMan: Barely... Should I shoot myself again?
Anthropology: No, not this time.
*BANG!!!*
Anthropology: I thought I told you not to shoot yourself!
SnowMan: Wasn't me...
Anthropology: Damn... I can never stop Kurt Cobain.
SnowMan: What the fuck ever. Are you ever going to make yourself useful, or are you just here to drive me insane?
Anthropology: I really wouldn't know. How would you like to run a business?
SnowMan: Are you insane?
Anthropology: Probably.
SnowMan: I'm a Wiccan who bites the heads of hot girls! Can't you see I'm a liberal?!
Anthropology: You may be, but I'm not.
SnowMan: You have political opinions?
Anthropology: I live to study politics.
SnowMan: What's your political orientation then?
Anthropology: Apolitical.
SnowMan: Not buying it.
Anthropology: Red Cat Republican then.
SnowMan: That name is so gay...
Anthropology: Not my fault. I can't name things. Mixelica names all of my ideas. Every name she comes up with is gay. Deal with it. |
#305010* (?/36) ⚐Flag
Apparently my living room is haunted by Martha Stewart. |
#305064* (?/36) ⚐Flag
Kindly Animate my Spoofs and Upload them to YouTube. Please. If the Trained Monkey King has Actual Telepathy, this should be in the Realm of Possibility. |
#305079* (?/36) ⚐Flag
Heavenly Father died the day I was born and Raised Me. |
#305081* (?/36) ⚐Flag
According to my calculations, Weird Al and I were raised by Zombie Jesus. |
#305317* (?/36) ⚐Flag
It is difficult to share a good friend with someone else..Comment: my own thinking
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#305363* (?/36) ⚐Flag
Notoria: HUH
Notoria: Where did those banners for Wikipedia go? :o
McKain: Notoria, all the major browser companies pushed patches to remove them
Notoria: Whot, forreal?!
Notoria: D:
Notoria: BUT WIKIPEDIA NEEDS HALP!@#$
McKain: IE was losing too many users to Chrome because Chrome because it could hide the banner
McKain: So Microsoft was all "D:<!"
Notoria: D:< |
#251231* (?/37) ⚐Flag
Please Look further in this great site,Comment: Please Look further in this great site,
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#300452* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<pitz> Doctor, doctor, gimme the news
<pitz> I gotta bad case of loving poo! |
#305956* (?/49) ⚐Flag
SUICIDALBRO • HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN
<this was repeated ad nauseam every 2.5s or so>
Strijela • It's really not as effective when you only send one line every three seconds.
SUICIDALBRO • HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN
SUICIDALBRO • i should really flood faster, should i
SUICIDALBRO • im sorry
SUICIDALBRO • is this faster
SUICIDALBRO • HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN
<more spamming>
Strijela • SUICIDALBRO: Actually, that's a little slower at times. But keep at it.
SUICIDALBRO • is this faster
SUICIDALBRO • HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN
SUICIDALBRO • HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN
SUICIDALBRO • HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN
SUICIDALBRO • HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN
• Boxxy [Boxxy@4chan.org] has kicked SUICIDALBRO [Stop flooding!]
Strijela • Yep.
Strijela • Thanks for playing.Comment: He didn't return.
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#307802* (?/49) ⚐Flag
(09:17) < Ezca> someone is flippin double
(09:17) < Frontcann> BEATGRID
(09:17) < Ezca> damn
<Frontcann> flippindouble is for NOOBS
<Ezca> i was like beatgrid no flippin double no beatgrid
<Ezca> your mom is for noobs
<gws> ...it's great to be a noob |
#311663* (?/61) ⚐Flag
<Guest> you don't just saw your girlfriend in half |
#230073* (?/50) ⚐Flag
<SquidMan> no, C is bettar
<TehRoger> (C++ FTW)
<SquidMan> (C FTFW)
<SquidMan> lol, owned
<TehRoger> (C++ FTSTFU)
<SquidMan> (C FTNO U)
<neimod> ok stop it you twoComment: (lulz)
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#307132* (?/60) ⚐Flag
By any chance, do you know any free HTML5 compilers? |
#308472* (?/17) ⚐Flag
<@Nanobot> Huh... the Sierra Mist tastes off, too. Maybe I'm getting sick.
<+Hakase> don't get sick ;c
<@Nanobot> Yeah, something's off with my taste buds.
<@Nanobot> I went to the state fair on Friday. I could have easily picked up something there
<@Nanobot> I watched little girls singing and nearly crying on stage
<@Nanobot> Super nervous
<@Nanobot> I wanted to give them a hug. But then I'd be arrested |
#309946* (?/17) ⚐Flag
<@GeekDrew> fuck wells fargo. payment is due, and their system says my account information is invalid.
< Logos01> ' I refer to them as "The people that treat the words "urgent" and "critical" like a white trash wife on an episode of COPS." |
#302622* (?/17) ⚐Flag
Rask: rodney?
Rodney: who are you?
Rask: does the term egox mean anything to you?
Rodney: NO and who are you?
Rask: fuck
Rask: you're not the man I'm looking for, rodney.
Rask: how do I get an operator on this thing?
Rask: do I press 0?
Rask: 0
Rodney: ok well I still want to know where I know you from?
Rask: 0
Rask: hello, operator?
Rodney: look I am about making money. All of this stupid shit you need to leave for someone else
Rask: whoa pal
Rask: relax
Rask: I'm all about making money too
Rask: I'm just trying to get a fucking operator here
Rask: I don't like this textphone shit
Rask: I remember when touch tone came out
Rodney: lol, this is aim
Rask: I don't know what that means
Rodney: you dont have any operators around here
Rask: then how do I make another call?
Rask: look
Rask: wheres the directory?
Rask: clearly I have the wrong rodney
Rodney: yes you do
Rask: ok
Rask: understand me here
Rask: normally what I'd do is call the operator and get him to direct me to the proper number
Rodney: go away
Rask: I just want to do that
Rask: dude
Rask: don't be a dick
Rask: I'm trying to make a call
Rodney: man look I dont give a shit what you are trying to do. Quit being stupid and pick up a phone if you want to make a call. This is a fucking chat box. No beat it
Rask: listen
Rask: my partner rodney told me to call him on this thing
Rask: and he set it up
Rask: so don't get all sassy with me because he messed up
Rodney: wrong rodney
Rask: I gotta make a call here, it's fucking urgent
Rask: listen
Rask: I can't tell you what it's about
Rask: but this call is more important than any single thing you'll ever do in your life
Rask: so if you could help me place it
Rask: there'd be some good karma coming your way
Rask: definitely
Rask: rodney?
Rask: just tell me how to get to the fucking manual
Rodney: how the fuck can I block you? What a strange person you are
Rask: why won't you help me?!?
Rask: I'm confused
Rask: I don't understand this internet shit |
#301581* (?/34) ⚐Flag
"Sometimes we tend to regret the things we always wanted once we have them but if you stop and think about it you come to realize that that thing you regret might be what you always wanted"Comment: for a special person
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#302806* (?/18) ⚐Flag
Wilhiam Hydraconis: i did not do this
Wilhiam Hydraconis: they got banned by lindenlab
Wilhiam Hydraconis: and that's MY fault ?Wilhiam Hydraconis: they did
Wilhiam Hydraconis: Heh!
Wilhiam Hydraconis: i spit on their dislikes rly
Wilhiam Hydraconis: ppl still come here
Wilhiam Hydraconis: wether that elite likes me being here or not
Wilhiam Hydraconis: and there are more that think like me
Wilhiam Hydraconis: i am not alone i found
Wilhiam Hydraconis: that is what is happening here
Wilhiam Hydraconis: i control nobody
Wilhiam Hydraconis: and i'm no bullying nazi
Wilhiam Hydraconis: those in question took my RL pic
Wilhiam Hydraconis: smeared it with a swastika
Wilhiam Hydraconis: and carried it in here on a plaque
Wilhiam Hydraconis: just because my opinion differs
Wilhiam Hydraconis: is that better than a brash ?
Baloo Uriza: Wow, fully spun like a tweaker on the CB radio...Comment: lolzorz @ Bear Infohub... what a whopper!
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#303844* (?/34) ⚐Flag
Kalun Baneseeker: !!!!!!! KAMELOTS NEW ALBUM COMES OUT THE SAME DAY AS HALO REACH
Psi: lol
so i take it you'll be reaching it up with kamelot
Kalun Baneseeker: lmao
Psi: (get it? it's simultaneously a halo and masterbation joke)
Kalun Baneseeker: yeah i got it...
Psi: i bet you did
Kalun Baneseeker: wait, masterbation joke? i didnt get the masterbation joke
Psi: 'reaching it up'
Kalun Baneseeker: what am i reaching for
Psi: penis
Kalun Baneseeker: ohhhhh |
#304307* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<Serge> Hehe <3....
<Serge> That was a friendship heart, btw.
<Serge> Nothing more >=P
<Daev> I know, I know
<Serge> Gack! I'm so awkward aaaaaaaaaaghh... *runs off*
<Daev> heheh
<Daev> Spots, you should be more like serge
<Daev> ashamed of your awkwardness rather than embracing it
<Spots> Awkward?
* Serge hugs Spots*
<Serge> I'll embrace your awkwardness, Spots..
<Spots> I AM DAMN PROUD TO BE AWKWARD.
* Spots pulls Dave into the gayhug
<Serge> ITS NOT A GAYHUG ITS A FRIENDHUG GAAAAGH!
<Daev> Hey, which one of you sent me the yes dance video
<Serge> wasn't me
<Serge> but
<Daev> It was some gay guy from some IRC channel
<Serge> <Serge> but
<Serge> Fuck!
<Serge> I had copied a link damnit not a text!
<Serge> ...and now it looks like I'm saying buttfuck! damnit!Comment: awkwardness at its finest
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#304416* (?/34) ⚐Flag
Nothing Special Have came in to my Life Until God Send To me a Guardian Angel.. Thank you God .. Help us.. Open Our Eyes And Bless Us All.. |