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<HAL9000> so orwell, I've been stealing from a charity food drive bin
<HAL9000> does that make me a bad person
<DJOrwell> yes it does
<DJOrwell> that's pretty pathetic
<DJOrwell> are you really that poor?
<DJOrwell> what have you been stealing
<HAL9000> easy macs
<DJOrwell> oh
<DJOrwell> go for it
<DJOrwell> don't get caught
<HAL9000> nothing gross like shitty popcorn or anything, i usually put that in the bin
<DJOrwell> i mean if you were stealing like
<DJOrwell> actual canned food
<DJOrwell> that would be pretty shitty
<HAL9000> ew no
<HAL9000> why the fuck would i do that
<DJOrwell> but I don't think poor people should get easy macs
<HAL9000> i only take the good stuffComment: #mindprobe on esper.net
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