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OnionKnight: would you rather be eddie izzard or fuck eddie izzard?
blue_tetris: Be.
OnionKnight: Quick answer.
blue_tetris: Yep.
OnionKnight: good choice
OnionKnight: but know that you're going to have to fuck dave if you're eddie izzard
blue_tetris: Wait.
blue_tetris: Why would I have to fuck Dave?
blue_tetris: Dave just wants to be me, not fuck me.
OnionKnight: Because you're Eddie Izzard?
OnionKnight: Are you paying attention?
blue_tetris: It would be funnier with multiple players.
blue_tetris: "I wanna be Eddie Izzard." "I wanna fuck Eddie Izzard, but only after you're Eddie Izzard."
blue_tetris: "I wanna be Eddie Izzard after him, and after you've finished fucking him."
OnionKnight: Hahaha
blue_tetris: It's like that movie, where they fuck John Malkovich.
blue_tetris: Ever played marry, fuck, kill?
OnionKnight: Yesterday, with Yahoozy, with relation to southpaw, Vyacheslav, and Life247.
OnionKnight: Both of us thought we had definitive answers but we were different in our responses.
blue_tetris: Marry, fuck, kill. Eddie Izzard, Living George Carlin, Billy West.
OnionKnight: Living George Carlin?
OnionKnight: D:
blue_tetris: Yeah, as opposed to the regular dead one.
OnionKnight: Yeah.
OnionKnight: I was hoping for Corpse Carlin.
blue_tetris: Haha.
OnionKnight: It would help the Kill decision.
blue_tetris: Choosing to kill the re-alive George Carlin would be in bad taste.
OnionKnight: Marry Billy West -- Each day would be like fucking somebody new.
OnionKnight: Kill Izzard, Fuck Carlin
blue_tetris: Billy West is like the man of a million penises.
blue_tetris: I wish I could think of women for this game, but there's no famous women I care about.
OnionKnight: i wouldn't mine fucking natalie portman
blue_tetris: I wouldn't mind killing Sarah Silverman.
OnionKnight: yeah
OnionKnight: def
OnionKnight: def
OnionKnight: def
OnionKnight: i think i could marry janeane garafallolaolo because i feel like our relationship is already that of a married couple |