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#307014* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<@bradz> deo
<@bradz> if you stand underneath me whilst i piss on your head i can make it rain
<@Gham> he wants it to rain cats an dogs
<@Gham> needs a snack |
#307319* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<Yng> it is what
<Yng> 9.00 in the morning
<Yng> and I am reading about pre-islamic agriculture
<Yng> ...
<Yng> WAS READING A CAMBRIDGE HISTORY OF ISLAM SUCH A GOOD IDEA GUYS
<Yng> PROBABLY NOTComment: #isharia
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#308864* (?/25) ⚐Flag
-*- streaky dies
-*- bqscott waits for the funeral invitation
<jonathan> will there be refreshments served?
<itdock> do i get an inheritance?
<bqscott> do I have to bring a gift? |
#306938* (?/42) ⚐Flag
<Syntax__> I am an idiot.
<Syntax__> I tried to refresh the IRC by pressing r
<VK7HSE-Eee> #FAIL |
#308322* (?/42) ⚐Flag
<@LexManos> I treat furries the same way I treat gay people, I don't have a problem with them untill they start sticking there dfick in my face
<@LexManos> and you know what most furries do?
<@LexManos> They stick there 15" dragon dildo in your face constantlyComment: Lul
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#304803* (?/42) ⚐Flag
<Rena> ___
<Rena> (o.o)
<Rena> /) )
<Rena> -"-"- |
#305098* (?/42) ⚐Flag
HolyTrinity: Every religion may or may not be wrong, but Christianity got some things right.
Mixelica: They assumed you were the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost.
HolyTrinity: I was actually the Mother, WTF, and HOLY SHIT!!! |
#305099* (?/42) ⚐Flag
Zarathustra: STOP!!!
JackJack: *Bursts into Flames*. |
#301813* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<`WarpKat> hey dr7...maybe you have Epstein-Barr virus
<dr7> nah, just migranes
<lazyalt> is that when Epstein sits Rosanne Barr on y our head?
<dr7> I do have the Rosanne-Barr virus, I'm fat and annoying :)
<`WarpKat> or a midget growing in your head
<`WarpKat> or in your body contributing to the perception that you're fat and annoying
<dr7> Quite possible.
<`WarpKat> i say you should take a knife to yourself and dig the little sucker out
<`WarpKat> we'll watch from afar
<dr7> I'll pass.
<`WarpKat> no...no...that's ok - we don't mind =:D |
#301834* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<Moon_Doggy> generic, contest?
<generic> contest?
<Moon_Doggy> give up fapping for lint
<Moon_Doggy> 40 days
<generic> fapping for lint?
<toobparts> me and Hank_el-Bashir only come in two ratings: "Weakling/Pussy" and "Competition"..
<Hank_el-Bashir> lolwut
<generic> hahhahaha
<Moon_Doggy> lmao |
#301927* (?/23) ⚐Flag
* DasEi rembers laughter, chumbawumba
<ompaul> DasEi, that chumbawumba is good
* ompaul goes to get knocked down
<Seveas> but you'll get up again
<Seveas> thery're never gonna keep you down
<ompaul> Seveas, that is the whole idea
<Seveas> btw, you suck. and DasEi too.
<Seveas> I now have that song stuck in my head
<Seveas> GET IT OUT! |
#302521* (?/23) ⚐Flag
-->| megallica has joined #BoredClub
<--| megallica has left #BoredClub
<Bored> Hi megallica!Comment: bot lag
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#302834* (?/23) ⚐Flag
Hadi Farnoud: Life is not that short |
#302926* (?/23) ⚐Flag
* lactaid (~lactaid@pool-173-48-59-66.bstnma.fios.verizon.net) has joined #pimpz
* var changes topic to 'Hey Ho! U dont have 2 be a Whore anymore! | f y cn rd ths y cn gt gd jb n cmptr prgrmng :oP'
* var sets mode: +o lactaid
<Zorack> LOSTComment: radio free var topia on and on #1
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#303073* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<x_w> best email taken out of context. EVAR.
<x_w> Coop: Architect, do you still need my VM up ?
<x_w> Architect (female): Yes, can you keep it up?
<x_w> <EOM> |
#303173* (?/23) ⚐Flag
< psypete> oh shit
<%lindsay> that kid is such a head case
< psypete> i have a great joke to tell
< HackitScratchit> k
< psypete> debating on telling it, because kickban might make me productive
< psypete> probably not, but who knows
< HackitScratchit> this is IRC
< HackitScratchit> say w/e youw ant
<+Zed> The best part of the invisible mouse video is themusic
<+Zed> the music*
< psypete> HackitScratchit: i fucked your mom last night?
< psypete> she said take out the trash
< HackitScratchit> you would have had to dig her up first you bastard
< psypete> who says i didn't?
< HackitScratchit> that's really fucked up but it made me laugh
< HackitScratchit> so i want come and kill you now
< psypete> ok, so SHE didn't say it, but i moved her mouth and threw my voice
< redcell> thats were all his dates come from
< HackitScratchit> k that's taking it too far, I've decided to kill you again
< psypete> what can i say
< psypete> i like 'em dry.
< oxagast> underground?
< oxagast> embalmed
< oxagast> huffing embalming fluid while fucking
< oxagast> mmmmmmmmm
< psypete> dude gross
< psypete> i don't do drugs |
#303205* (?/23) ⚐Flag
[21:05:56] <resuni> if i ever start my own irc server, i'm gonna use either unreal or that other one you hate
[21:06:51] <mike> well, youre a faggot that couldnt even listen long enough yesterday telling about you would hate debian stable before you went and installed it and complained like a little whiney OMG I CANT GOOGLE BITCH
[21:06:59] <mike> NOW WHAT
[21:07:03] <resuni> D:
[21:07:06] * resuni cries in a corner
[21:07:17] <mike> "OMGIEZ MY FIREFOX IS SO OLLLD"
[21:07:32] <mike> fucking crybaby pussy that doesnt listen.
[21:07:50] <mike> afk, new show on.
[21:07:54] <resuni> ok cya. enjoy your show.Comment: irc.sindustries.org #troll
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#303206* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<Moon_Doggy> @urban yiff
* GameOver licks Moon_Doggy
<Little_Death> Moon_Doggy: yiff (1/15+): 1) (noun) Sound supposedly made by mating arctic foxes. 2) (acronym) (or more backronym) YIFF or Y. I. F. F. - "Young Incredibly Fuckable Furry" 3) (proper name) YIFF sound server. Program for Linux to help handle audio. 4) (noun) More or less (usually more) sexual act. Commonly used by furries, usu... 1) I heard foxes making the "yiff" noises. 2) He's a Y.I.F.F. 3) I've upgraded the yiff server. 4)
<Little_Death> ...
* GameOver licks Little_Death
<GameOver> =^_^=
<Moon_Doggy> Bwaah, what did you highlight on that
<noms> furry
<noms> obv
<Bwaah> So I don't miss hawt yiffage
<Annabear> bye Bwaah
<Moon_Doggy> lol |
#303240* (?/23) ⚐Flag
* ihalip got his card 3 hours ago :D
<h4xordood> ihalip: congrats
<h4xordood> :)
<ihalip> [link to photo on facebook removed]
<ihalip> <3
<carols> ihalip: maybe not something you want to be posting with your full card number
<ojwb> ihalip: can you photo the CVV code on the other side for us too?
<ihalip> :|
* ihalip didn't think it all the way throughComment: Google branded pre-pay card arrives for a Summer of Code student
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#303279* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<cotton> http://www.qdb.us/80430 LOL
<Godwin> Because I plucked an ingrown pube with a pair of pliers?
<Yeloazn> lol got caught with animal porn
<vrex> what
<Yeloazn> read cotton's last linkComment: #pcsx2 on Efnet
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#303843* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<Lawwy> pic won't upload
<Lawwy> hold on
<B-Rad> phew
<B-Rad> close one |
#303892* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<Cinefast_Mobile> I hath tricked thou!
<DigalySoftware> D:
<DigalySoftware> Then the wise man said to the little child, 'You shall not eat cookies, until your mom is no more pregnant', upon which the child said, 'Yes, I will, wise man.'. The child left the castle house and started eating vegetables like mommy did.
<DigalySoftware> I have writing talent, right? xD
* Cinefast_Mobile (cinefast@55.123-84-212.ippool.ndo.com) Quit (Remote host closed the connection)
<DigalySoftware> Is it that bad? :(
<DigalySoftware> I spent 30 seconds on writing that :(
<DigalySoftware> Nobody will like my storywriting :(Comment: Sigh :(
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#304600* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<vininim> hi, i'm jacques derrida and I propose methods for text analysis, but it's not text analysis, ok? lol
<vininim> hi, i'm baudelaire I smoke opium and write non-sense, I'm a poet. lol
<vininim> hi, i'm deleuze and i have buttseks with foucault, gave me some spotlight. lol |
#304658* (?/23) ⚐Flag
%Anthony: man I love ipod Touches, you can't touch them
%Anthony: err... |
#305570* (?/23) ⚐Flag
Gaгы (RUS): i love being covered in piss
Mr. Asplundh (OA): who doesn't?
Toby Asplundh (OA): Me
Gaгы (RUS): normal people? |