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#300970* (?/21) ⚐Flag
shortc|desk: It's funny.shortc|desk: I live here in Michigan.
shortc|desk: People online keep thinking I'm in Central. We're just that close to the Central TZ, and the Eastern TZ is one wide mofo of a TZ.
shortc|desk: Actually, *part* of Michigan is in Central, but everone who lives there supports Green Bay. |
#306014* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<Bushmills> they should make null devices on sockets, so you can easier replace them when they have filled up |
#306076* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<oliverbrix1> i got a weird feeling yakbot is controlled by theY4Kman!
<theY4Kman> !unload CleverBot
<yakbot> theY4Kman: Error: There was no plugin CleverBot.
<theY4Kman> Damn it
* theY4Kman runs |
#306436* (?/21) ⚐Flag
BlueProtoman: What happened in Canada?
WizardStan: Hockey, of course. And beer.
BlueProtoman: Do they have Canadians in Canada?
WizardStan: Canadians come from Canadia. Canada is full of Canadans.
BlueProtoman: Are you Canadian?Comment: #openpandora on freenode, for the OpenPandora handheld gaming computer!
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#308352* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<%Jan> You guys know that comic from xkcd about the guy who got a blocky image fetish because of how slow dialup is?
<%Jan> And you know firefox's bug with bicubic filtering; how larger images have pixely lines/curves?
<%Jan> Well...Comment: Here's the mentioned comic: https://xkcd.com/598/
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#308378* (?/21) ⚐Flag
< MisterX> I bought a 3DO.
< MisterX> Goldstar variety.
< sney_> gonna play need for speed
< sney_> and
< sney_> need for speed
< MisterX> Yes, I have NEED FOR SPEED
< r4v5> and alone in the dark?
< MisterX> Pfft no
< MisterX> Just NFS and.....
< MisterX> uhhh |
#308394* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<&o11c> random related note: I hate phpBB: <snip>
<&Frost> o11c: phpBB confuses me. I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one. ;)
<&o11c> well, you have access to the SQL database
<&o11c> so you can edit things the easy way
<&Frost> o11c, some day you and I should discuss definitions of terms like "easy way" :p
< Mrgrey> did someone say easy? *perks up*
<&o11c> oh, I'm just quoting Freeyorp
<&Frost> LOL
<&o11c> Mrgrey: not easy enough for you
< Mrgrey> oh, nvm.
< Mrgrey> :P
< Mrgrey> ha
<&o11c> and I mean that both ways
<&Frost> I've learned to respect and sometimes outright fear Freeyorp's idea of "easy" tasks |
#309102* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<Jess> they have had 100% uptime because I have never done any sysadmin
<Jess> and now they are going to get 100% downtime because the server is pwned
<Jess> swings and roundabouts really :P |
#309113* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<basstard> i have had emails looking for many other [real name]s
<basstard> usually to do with setting up wills, church repairs and buying a house
<basstard> i respond sarcastically, normally
<basstard> "buy ALL THE HOUSES" |
#306313* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<Tanjoodo_iPod> I used to use mIRC
<Tanjoodo_iPod> But I realized once the trial was over that paying for IRC is worse than paying for sex. |
#306768* (?/38) ⚐Flag
*following a discussion on how to explain sex to hypothetical children*
<Aurali> Ippiki's child: "Daddy? what's sex?" Ippiki: "Why let me show you *unzips*"
<ippiki> :\
<ippiki> more like "son, I need to talk to you about sex" "Ok, what do you need to know?
<Draynik> maybe in 50 years that'll be the case.
<Aurali> age 3
<Draynik> ughComment: #e621 at furnet
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#307020* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<@bradz> your asian '
<@James|Afkkkk> lmaoooooooo
<@James|Afkkkk> irl
<@bradz> expected |
#308796* (?/38) ⚐Flag
* Barnaby (Barnaby@70-2-246-157.pools.spcsdns.net) has joined #420chan
* FBI gives voice to Barnaby
<+Barnaby> guys
<+Barnaby> im stuck in rural arkansas
<+Barnaby> help
<+Barnaby> i just got out of a church of christ service
<+Barnaby> i dont have muych time
<+Barnaby> oh gosd theyreer making em eat wiht more christianns
* Barnaby has quit (Quit)Comment: We sacrifice for the ones we love, don't we?
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#309305* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<melstav> accelerate a beam of cows at the target.
<goekesmi> No, pigs. We were attempting to make pigs fly.
<thebug> a pig beam with a smoker target
* melstav envisions a smoker attempting to withstand a beam of near-relativistic pigs
<thebug> get a tour of FRIB if/when they finish it. that will be pretty crazy impressive size-wise
<thebug> it's an N-story tunnel, folded linac
<Bunsen> But yeah, it's good enough to approximate the bovons' environment as frictionless.
<Bunsen> Pigs, though... Pronouncing "bacon" in the particle style doesn't come across in text.
<myself> bacion? baconion? bacicle? bacork?
<melstav> porcon
<Anoria> somewhere I still have a stuffed cow named boson. bovon would have been even more appropriate.
<myself> strange pork, charm pork.
<melstav> upside-down pork
<Anoria> outside of town pork
<melstav> pork pork pork
<myself> inside a box pork
<myself> mama, mama, I went to market..
<Anoria> this little piggy went to fermi, this little piggy went to cern
<pjustice> This little piggy went oual oual oual, all the way home. I think you're doing this backwards. Smoke accelerator, pig target.
<myself> and the big bad gasket huffed and outgassed...Comment: Nerrrrrrrds!
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#304988* (?/38) ⚐Flag
Kindly obtain subconscious consent before brainspawning. |
#305059* (?/38) ⚐Flag
Kindly re-focus English Professor Part 2 on Fox's New Version of ''The Simpsons''. Please. Unless... Am I English Professor Part 2? |
#305067* (?/38) ⚐Flag
Error404: I am not Mixelica. Mixelica cheated off my midterms... |
#305577* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<look> I fell asleep in a bowl of mashed potatoes :C
<metaflossy> LOL
<look> they were fresh potatoes, just mashed and i didn't want to eat them
<look> so i just let them sit there
<look> then i woke up in them
<look> karma got me goodComment: seriously karma why?
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#227570* (?/38) ⚐Flag
[℮ďđįễ]: i'm failin
[℮ďđįễ]: g
Two Point Oh: Obviously |
#296790* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<Hex> !dehop
<Hex> !dehalf-op
<Hex> !de-halfop
<Hex> !de-hop
<Hex> wtf
<Hex> !dehop bitch
<Hex> !dehop
* Hex sets mode: +e -hop!*@*
<Hex> >.<
<Hex> wtf |
#305531* (?/39) ⚐Flag
< DragonMinded> go back to minecraft you are useless here |
#305187* (?/52) ⚐Flag
<deose> I had mirc, but it said I needed to pay for registration so I just got icechat
<poolshark> lol pay for registration
<deose> I'm poor D:
<poolshark> deose, you must be green
<deose> I'm colorblind if that means anything |
#304499* (?/51) ⚐Flag
<Joh> I've had a genius idea for a business!
<Joh> Children's funeral care in Africa. |
#305116* (?/51) ⚐Flag
(Skype Quote)
dogs are...cute
not....sexy
you know?
man's best friend, not man's fuck-buddy |
#307800* (?/62) ⚐Flag
"It is better to be good most the time than to be great some of the time" Jesus Alejandro Cisneros |