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#303808* (?/25) ⚐Flag
23:06 Tekps Dude i wrecked that toilet.
3:06 Tekps Dude i wrecked that toilet.
23:06 halomonian its a sport
23:06 Tekps It got severely owned by my ass.
23:06 Tekps It is a sport.
23:06 Tekps It's going nationwide soon if i have anything to say about it.
23:06 halomonian i clog my toilet 8 out of 10 times i go to shit
23:06 Tekps I will be the michael phelps of shitting.Comment: ircnet #worldchat
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#303862* (?/25) ⚐Flag
* Now talking on #inportb-talkshow
<Moon_Doggy> lol
<iConfused> Wait
<iConfused> why did you enter this like a channel?
* Moon_Doggy has changed the topic to: PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS |
#304259* (?/25) ⚐Flag
< Juerd> Where was I originally defined, when did I get redefined, what wraps around me and what am I wrapping, am I pure, what's the meaning of life? |
#304461* (?/25) ⚐Flag
-> #64- faggots
<Laura> wut?
<Laura> wtf was that?
<Laura> HOW YOU DO THAT?!
<Laura> TELL ME NAO BITCH
-> #64- exactly what it looks like, bitches.
* Laura smacks joey
<Laura> ;(
<Laura> how do i do that
<Laura> halp
<Laura> xd
<Laura> xD*
* Laura smacks hubs
<AFinalDate> WUT
<Laura> hubba hubba
<Laura> lmao
<Laura> xD
<Laura> i've been to a gas station called that
<Laura> hubba hubba
<Laura> ;D
<Laura> lmao
<Laura> ;( are you annoyed joey
<Laura> halp
<Laura> i sorry
<Laura> <3333
* Laura makes happi pie for joey
<Laura> EAT IT NAO
<Laura> DO IT
* AFinalDate vomits
<Laura> WTF BITCH
<Laura> NO HAI2U
<Laura> NO FUCKING HAI2U
* Laura cries
<AFinalDate> Notice #channel text
<Laura> oooh
-> #64- faggots
<Laura> oh wtf
<Laura> do you have to type a /?
-Laura:#64- hi bitches
<AFinalDate> lol yes
<Laura> oh dere we go
<Laura> i typed in #channel
<Laura> <.<
<AFinalDate> LMAO
<Laura> SHUT UP
<AFinalDate> LMFAO
<Laura> FUCKING SHUT UP
<AFinalDate> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<Laura> YOU FUCKING
<Laura> SHUT
<Laura> UP
<Laura> NOW
<Laura> IHY!
<Laura> </33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
<Laura> lmao
<AFinalDate> HI IM LAURA AND IM A RETARD AT IRC
<Laura> ;(
<Laura> lmao
<Laura> shut up
* Laura diesComment: HellsWinter / #64
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#304482* (?/25) ⚐Flag
10:41 Mafaioz and /quote pass youruser:password
10:41 Mafaioz voila
10:41 Mafaioz ur in
10:41 Mafaioz sounds good layzkat
10:41 layzkat in like flin
10:41 Mafaioz i dont care, but good
10:41 Tazen ahhhh i get ya
10:41 Mafaioz finally it sinks in
10:41 Mafaioz wheres my money for a case of beer?
10:41 Mafaioz :p
10:41 Tazen so instead of using port 26911 (my currect znc port) change it to something lower and more likely open
10:41 Tazen I'm broke dude :P
10:41 Mafaioz change it to something thats open
10:41 Mafaioz yes
10:41 Mafaioz ddos comin
10:42 Tazen lmfao |
#304507* (?/25) ⚐Flag
Xhu • You gave yourself a migraine by screaming?
Xhu • That's a kind of magic, right there.
Kumi • yes, I did.
Kumi • a good hour and a half ago.
Empireth • Clearly, incentive to stop associating with Xhu.
Xhu • You want to break free of me?
Empireth • You want a worse migraine.
Kumi • ...why did I mention Queen again?
Xhu • Because you're going slightly mad.
Kumi • I just can't get no release :<
Xhu • It's a hard life.
Empireth • To love? Can't help you there.
Kumi • Xhu, you're a boy
Kumi • make a big noise
Xhu • But it's late.
Empireth • C'mon man. Take on the world, someday.
Xhu • I can't. I'm under pressure to breakthru.
Xhu • It's enough to cause a sheer heart attack.
Kumi • somebody better put you back into your place!
Xhu • Well, now I'm here.
Kumi • the show must go on?
Empireth • Clearly. We're princes of the universe.
Xhu • Damn right, and we're gonna tear it up.
AB3JU • I'd tend to think of Kumi as more of a killer queenComment: Yep, they're Queen songs.
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#304558* (?/25) ⚐Flag
psycho9x : gonna be home tonight
vivalavolvo: prolly
psycho9x: im going to bestow some angry birds upon you
vivalavolvo: i killed my battery the other day marathoning on it
psycho9x: i meant the parakeets but lol
vivalavolvo: oh hahaComment: he's giving me some bird he does not want.
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#304926* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<E8newallm> I can go see real life anime characters! :O
<atari2600a> E8newallm: contrary to popular belief little girls do not want to make love to you or catch pokemon
<E8newallm> :(
<atari2600a> just making sure you know this before you disappoint yourself
<atari2600a> I know it's hard
<atari2600a> D:
<E8newallm> IT ISN'T ANYMORE :'(
<E8newallm> Oh god
<E8newallm> I have to go out into the cold again :(
<atari2600a> also, though there do exist arcades that use IRL trading cards
<purrdeta> wellll
<atari2600a> they haven't gotten down the whole holigraphy thing yet, so no monster cards either
<E8newallm> But how do I play Duel Monsters without holograms? :O
<atari2600a> コナタちゃん
<atari2600a> *is a fictional character BTW
<E8newallm> That contains katakana, I can't read that :O
<atari2600a> just making sure we get all the hurt out in the beginning here
<atari2600a> oh
<E8newallm> All I can read is the chan bit :P
<atari2600a> こなたちゃん
<E8newallm> なるとちゃん
<E8newallm> Konata-chan :O
<E8newallm> 3 minutes and I'm going :P
<atari2600a> the police boxes are real, but the veterinary hospitals with free room & board are not
<Athenon> パンツ下さい
* rootnode (~rootnode@dslb-188-100-199-143.pools.arcor-ip.net) has joined ##japanese
<E8newallm> :(
<atari2600a> はい
<atari2600a> はい
<E8newallm> I swear, half the stuff said in this channel is just random Japanese gibberish :P
<atari2600a> 喜びを殺すさま
<E8newallm> GTG
<E8newallm> BYE :o
<atari2600a> also that's the idea
<atari2600a> it's ##japanese
<atari2600a> bye
<E8newallm> Haha :P
<atari2600a> brb, I'm gonna cut up this & submit it to qdb.usComment: ...& not a single fuck was given that day
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#305191* (?/25) ⚐Flag
EnglishSpeakerAdvice: Don't just ogle your favorite person. If you want to meet them, work your ass off. |
#305208* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<Efreak> guest_60: is it windows?
<guest_60> yes
<guest_60> i think windows vista
<guest_90> VIRUS!
<guest_90> Vista is a Trojan. By Microsoft.
<guest_90> No wonder Apple says their PC's are 'virus free' :P
<HandBanana> Amen guest90. Crippleware.
<guest_90> Vista comes with a Virus.
<HandBanana> Vista is the largest data mining tool ever dreamed of.
* guest_90 Beats on Bill Gates drumsComment: #computerhope on mibbit. guest 60, 90, and handbanana are here for help.
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#305482* (?/25) ⚐Flag
* @Caspar hits bill rather hard
* @Bill48105 slaps Casper around a bit with a rancid carp
* @Caspar kicks bill in his n*ts
* @Bill48105 says thank you sir may I have another!?!?
<@Caspar> No you may not
* @Bill48105 kicks himself in his nuts & likes it |
#253334* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<Moogy> +k = key <-- any girls who join the channel die tragically :( |
#255356* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<Jamie> Shut up!
<Jamie> :(
<Ryan> *hugs* Is that better?
<Jamie> Yea
<Ryan> If only life was that easy
<Jamie> Ur tellin me!
<Ryan> O.O hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<Jamie> What?Comment: It took her two mins to figure that one out
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#300213* (?/25) ⚐Flag
Nathan: shooooot me in the heaaad
Nathan: i'm talking to people while writing my paper
Nathan: and i went to tell someone dell would support the transition while typing a comment about basaltic andersite
Nathan: and i said basaltic andersite would do the transition and typed that the volcano was made of dell. |
#300342* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<Yehoodi> who knew that amelia aerhart was so filthy?
<darkwise> How so?
<darkwise> Wtf are you talking bout?
<darkwise> did she do porn movies or something?
<Yehoodi> yeah dude
<darkwise> out of the blue you say some outlandish shit.
<darkwise> excuse me for questioning you.
<Yehoodi> im serious
<darkwise> what?
<darkwise> c'mon
<Yehoodi> im fuckin serious
<darkwise> she did porn flicks?
<darkwise> they had porno flicks back then?
<Yehoodi> underground shit man
<darkwise> rough
<darkwise> she is ugly
<venusNmars> of a sort
<darkwise> well she was ugly
<Yehoodi> like burlesque
<Yehoodi> you never knew?
<odawg> amy adams played her in the night at the museum 2.. and she (well amy adams) was sexy as hell in that
<Yehoodi> linkage *link to rickroll song*
<darkwise> fuck you asshole
<Yehoodi> rickrolled XDComment: URL removed as asked on submission page
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#301466* (?/25) ⚐Flag
* shortcircuit wakes up to dance music pumping through the stereo, and a subwoofer under his bed.
<+holyduck> BOOOM BOOM BOOOM?
<@shortcircuit> Rhythm is a dancer
<@shortcircuit> It's a sure comapnion
<@shortcircuit> You can feel it everywhere...
<@ENKI-][> i can't
<@shortcircuit> ENKI-][ apparently hasn't been with rhythm. I suppose he won't attract the worm. :) |
#305719* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<%nettocash> i don't care if people think i'm a pervert as long as it gets me on bashComment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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#305756* (?/25) ⚐Flag
copiga: IM DOWNLOADING THE ALBUM
copiga: want a copy?
Twitchkins: ...
Twitchkins: ima go to bed now
copiga: nini
Twitchkins: and pretend you never asked that
Twitchkins: niniComment: on the subject of S club 7 sunshine
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#305972* (?/25) ⚐Flag
== Redundant [xxxxxx] has joined #outside
<Redundant> hoyo
<Serithi> Redundant, you missed it
<Redundant> missed what
<Serithi> puberty
* Serithi trollface.png
<Redundant> you are an idiot. |
#305997* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<robin> I suppose new rules will need to be derived mathematically.
<Methofelis> I suppose your ... I'm not going to do it, sn0wfl, you do it.
<robin> 1) Let P = "Your"
<robin> 2) Let Q = "Mom"
<robin> 3) Axiom If P then Q
<robin> 4) Axiom P
<robin> 5) Therefore Q |
#306168* (?/25) ⚐Flag
< mac_newbie> to view hex, i recall PCTOOLS in DOX
< mac_newbie> DOS
< mac_newbie> this is the only tool i know that can view HEX |
#306317* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<Nic> Wo, BlockBuster is closed!
<someone> Its been closed for ages, were have you been?
<me> OnDemand |
#306489* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<toast> oh my Bob Ross this wikipedia article
<toast> Tom and Vic are military technicians, and video game freaks, smuggle a top-secret, virtual warfare program in a disused prison, there to experiment with them. But what should first be a cool thrill, becomes a deadly reality, a vengeful nature has manipulated the software and kidnapped all acting in the real world.
<toast> too many commas
<bbot> I, don't know what you're, talking about, that seems perfectly, fine, to, me |
#306682* (?/25) ⚐Flag
guzzles: .slogan scores
Wadsworth: scores makes me hot.
guzzles: .slogan SCO
Wadsworth: The queen buys SCO.
guzzles: .slogan ex-girlfriend
Wadsworth: Play ex-girlfriend, start living. |
#306834* (?/25) ⚐Flag
< DrSulfurious> SENIX KNOWS
< mang0> lmao
< DrSulfurious> HOW TO SUCK DICK
< Senix> DrSulfurious: ORLY!?
* mang0 winks at Senix
< DrSulfurious> YRLY
< Senix> ;) |