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#307159* (?/40) ⚐Flag
Xander vista hates dual screens
nofrillz and jews
nofrillz thats its only saving grace
Xander everyone hates jews
nofrillz :D
Jarhead hahah
Jarhead vista hates jews
Jarhead i shat
Jarhead alot
nofrillz LOL
Xander you scared jew?
Xander vista gonna come for you, jew
Xander jews shat themselves all over when they found out
Jarhead hells yea
Jarhead they made vista cheap
Jarhead so jews would buy it
Jarhead then BAM
Jarhead HIT WITH 1000's OF BUGS
Xander Bill Gates is Hitler!
Jarhead fucked them up, hardcore |
#307422* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<DigiDuncan> Why are the comments en espanol?
<Mysoft> they are?
<Mysoft> O_O
<DigiDuncan> '** PREPARAR MATRIZES DAS RESPOSTAS **
<DigiDuncan> restore ACTIONS_DATA....
<Mysoft> it's portuguese btw (my mother language)
<Mysoft> oh shi
<DigiDuncan> lolComment: ##freebasic on irc.freenode.net
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#308417* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<Tabs> my penis is too large to fit in a usb port
<Tabs> ive tried |
#309677* (?/40) ⚐Flag
*on some anime channel*
<@akaseki> woah
<@akaseki> this channel sure died
<+drak0alex> seems that way
<@ReneDescartes> I'll cast a resurrection rune.
<@ReneDescartes> BY THE POWER OF LOLI
<@ReneDescartes> Goddess of underage
<@ReneDescartes> Give me strength and revive this channel from the dead
<@ReneDescartes> WOOOOSH
<+drak0alex> you're bringing it to life or giving it a boner?
<@ReneDescartes> I'm giving myself a boner to get be able to spray the purifying jizz over the tombstone |
#309768* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<GreyMaria> okay wow this is some dark ass chocolate
<GreyMaria> it tastes like i'm eating africa |
#304326* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<+Valence_Desumo> the 'guy' has to lead the relationship
<Nicole_the_Fox> wroooong
<Nicole_the_Fox> counterexample: my mother
<Nicole_the_Fox> she took my dad's balls when they got married
<Nicole_the_Fox> she bosses him around
<Nicole_the_Fox> i'm thoroughly convinced that my mom is satan |
#305042* (?/40) ⚐Flag
No comedians were harmed in the making of the 2010 Christmas Specials. I hope... |
#311473* (?/42) ⚐Flag
is it just a law of nature: the person who could most quickly complete a given project necessarily works on some other, more important project |
#305884* (?/55) ⚐Flag
» Joined: NipplesNG [nipplesng@b64dcd.171840.6808e2.fb78c5]
<!Doobies> SUP ASH
<!Doobies> WHOD YU STICK YOUR PENIS IN
<NipplesNG> Hey
<NipplesNG> Yep
<NipplesNG> Bad time
<NipplesNG> To show
<NipplesNG> People
<NipplesNG> Irc
<NipplesNG> Really bad time
<!Doobies> haha
<NipplesNG> Bbl
* NipplesNG (nipplesng@b64dcd.171840.6808e2.fb78c5) Quit (Quit: Wake up! <- Disregard that) |
#306267* (?/79) ⚐Flag
<+mack280> j #chat
<~weeble> ur in #chat
<~weeble> lol
<~escnuk3r> lol
<+Dee_> failComment: when failure is an option
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#307335* (?/53) ⚐Flag
<sad> milambar and fluffy love each other probably
<sad> such passion betwen them
<FluffyProme> jelly :P
<sad> yea my dick is jelly
<FluffyProme> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<milambar> they can fix that with viagra
<sad> na i can do that alone
<FluffyProme> yanno, there are certain pills which can make it harder
<sad> tnx any way for your experience
<sad> we dont use viagra here
<sad> na we control it here
<milambar> thats why its jelly, obviously
<sad> yeah im not gay like you both
<sad> to get a boner on chat
<FluffyProme> nice selfpwning :P
<sad> you probably both are now horny sooo ... i will leave you alone xd
<FluffyProme> we r not that lucky...
<sad> you seriously are pretending to be or you really are the dumbest creature i met
<sad> ... off
<FluffyProme> u met me? didn't notice...
<milambar> http://qdb.us/307333
<FluffyProme> I've never understood those jokes like "in soviet russia, car drives you", but now I see like "in bulgaria, I'm stupid and sad is smart, funny and makes sense" :P
<FluffyProme> hahaha
<FluffyProme> new sig :P
<sad> http://qdb.us/307334
<milambar> that quote will get deleted by a moderator
<milambar> because you didn't bother to read the posting rules
<milambar> 1) No timestamps
<milambar> 2) No joins or parts
<milambar> 3) the comment line is to be used only for stating the channel and network
<sad> you probably made the moderator a blowjob
<milambar> No need to be jelly
<sad> uh no tnx i get hard only on girlsComment: staticbox.net
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#304496* (?/53) ⚐Flag
<+Watashi> Woah :o
<@cyclone> Whoa what?
<+Twipply> What woah?
<@cyclone> ^
<+Watashi> Woah, woah!
<+Watashi> left the room (quit: ).
<@cyclone> ...bastard left us hanging |
#302418* (?/21) ⚐Flag
* @darkex (darkex@anger.to.headshot) Quit (Killed (Steak (You've grown out of your diapers!! Happy birthday!)))
<&Carbon> too much pink, Steak
<&Blake> FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
<&Blake> just heard my dog fart
<&Carbon> OMG
<&Carbon> EAT IT
<&Carbon> EAT IT GOOD
<&Carbon> :>
<&Blake> waiting any second to get a wif of it
* darkex (darkex@anger.to.headshot) has joined #chan
* Chat sets mode: +o darkex
<&Blake> going to pass out
<&Carbon> hot
<&Blake> fu jew
<&Carbon> I'll take my chance and rape your body
<&Carbon> OwO
<&Blake> :(
<artypig78> lolComment: (from irc.rizon.net/#chan)
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#302739* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<ninjalulu> no fucking carrots.
<Lance> I never use veggies though, I hate them
<Efreak> why would you fuck a carrot anyhow?
<Efreak> that just sounds wrong
<Efreak> if you're not going to use a man, at least use a dildo
<NekoSniper> Nobody said anything about fucking Pineapple, why bring it up now when it's carrots?
<Domh> I think I lost track of this conversation somwhere around when EF showed p
<ninjalulu> E----I swear to god i sometimes hate you.
<Efreak> :)
* ninjalulu shakes her head.
<ninjalulu> well, at least i got some good advice first.
<Efreak> i always give good advice
<Efreak> ty
<ninjalulu> i try not to listen to anything you might have to say.
<Domh> EF, I think that might very wildly based on your definition of good advice. :/
<Efreak> :)Comment: What do YOU use carrots for?
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#302818* (?/21) ⚐Flag
Andreas sa:
Blurgh?
Sjums säger:
you just threw up ? ^^
Andreas säger:
In a questionable way.
Hence, the question mark
Sjums säger:
interesting
Andreas säger:
Indeed.
Sjums säger:
some conversations just never should leave its window ^^,
Andreas säger:
That is so true. |
#302905* (?/21) ⚐Flag
=-= Mode #gekinzuku +h B-Rad by irc.gekinzuku.com
<GeekyLink> why does everyone abuse samode?
=-= Mode #gekinzuku -h+v B-Rad B-Rad by irc.gekinzuku.com
<B-Rad> no I don't
<GeekyLink> LOL |
#304682* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<Nijikokun> I LOVE RAP
<Nijikokun> ... considering that i don't listen to any of it :L |
#304765* (?/21) ⚐Flag
* lee loves 69
<Sparky[iPod]> nothing to lose
<Sparky[iPod]> and its your and me
<Sparky[iPod]> you*Comment: shows how Sparky always has wanted me!
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#311054* (?/21) ⚐Flag
< Derek> Guys
< Derek> how do you put thermal paste on?
<+exor> put some on
<@tw> rub it on your skin.
<%lbft> squeeze the whole tube on top of the heatsink
<@solar> you insert the tube into your urethra
<@solar> and depress the handle
<@solar> then just jizz on your heatsink
<+exor> that's about all there is to it |
#311073* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<derp_commander> anyway, thank you for your help. I gotta go before my "client" gets herself stuck in a filing cabinet... again |
#311287* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<gnol> idk i never really notice height?
<gnol> i mean i dont date ppl under like 6'2" but thats just a coincedence probably |
#311307* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<blooperreel> everyone seems to be playing that new demo that came out
<blooperreel> pokemon S&M
<blooperreel> sounds so R-rated
<Sakori> safe word is pecha berry
* Shiro-- used bind ( ???? ???? ????)
<blooperreel> 50 shades of pokemon
<Bobbo> *squirtle squirtle*
<blooperreel> definitely did not see that one coming bobbo
<Bobbo> And that's how you get pink eye, blooperreel.
<blooperreel> and that's tmi |
#311538* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> I think you should be able to get extra votes for every person you manage to kill on election day |
#243163* (?/39) ⚐Flag
Triented: 8=D
SkyEye: 8 != D
SkyEye: 8 = 8
Triented: 8=>7
SkyEye: return true;Comment: Hell Yeah
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#300949* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<+normalboy> HI
<@tradition> if you have to ask, you'll never know
<+normalboy> I've had champaigne on me golden grahms
<+normalboy> i
<+normalboy> am
<+normalboy> steaminnnggComment: #wtfux
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