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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 23 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 43.4% chance of being approved.

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< psypete> oh shit
<%lindsay> that kid is such a head case
< psypete> i have a great joke to tell
< HackitScratchit> k
< psypete> debating on telling it, because kickban might make me productive
< psypete> probably not, but who knows
< HackitScratchit> this is IRC
< HackitScratchit> say w/e youw ant
<+Zed> The best part of the invisible mouse video is themusic
<+Zed> the music*
< psypete> HackitScratchit: i fucked your mom last night?
< psypete> she said take out the trash
< HackitScratchit> you would have had to dig her up first you bastard
< psypete> who says i didn't?
< HackitScratchit> that's really fucked up but it made me laugh
< HackitScratchit> so i want come and kill you now
< psypete> ok, so SHE didn't say it, but i moved her mouth and threw my voice
< redcell> thats were all his dates come from
< HackitScratchit> k that's taking it too far, I've decided to kill you again
< psypete> what can i say
< psypete> i like 'em dry.
< oxagast> underground?
< oxagast> embalmed
< oxagast> huffing embalming fluid while fucking
< oxagast> mmmmmmmmm
< psypete> dude gross
< psypete> i don't do drugs
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