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#285372* (?/27) ⚐Flag
YamiYugiGabriel: I blinder than most senior citizens! :D
YamiYugiGabriel: I rule that much! |
#296101* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<> the shangri-la girl is in moe prison
<> her prison uniform is a seifuku
<Nakar> “You’ve been sentenced for crimes against good characterization. How do you plead?” “uguu~” “LOCK HER UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.” |
#300316* (?/27) ⚐Flag
njoxXQ Cool Adult Site for U,Comment: njoxXQ Cool Adult Site for U,
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#300388* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<Ilya-mechanic> artymen: ebta
<artymen> Ilya-mechanic: :)
<Ilya-mechanic> from russia wits love ))) and balalaykas
<artymen> Ilya-mechani: don't bully or we'll be kicked =)
<Ilya-mechanic> artymen: ÷óäî èíæøåíåðíîé ìûñëè
<artymen> sorry for my crazy friend. he is drunken and danced with bears
<Ilya-mechanic> artymen: werry funny
<haploid> russia has the highest per capita rate of alcoholics in the world, and yeah it's mostly from vodka
<artymen> yeah :( |
#300651* (?/27) ⚐Flag
comment3 <a href="katalogue.ru">ñåêñ ïîä íàðêîòèêàìè âèäåî</a>Comment: comment3 <a href="katalogue.ru">ñåêñ ïîä íàðêîòèêàìè âèäåî</a>
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#238971* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<yanquiUXO> still, sail.
<yanquiUXO> fail
<yanquiUXO> fuck. |
#295373* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<G-Flex> the internet is a series of rubesComment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org:6660
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#306837* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<snarf> When I took chinese in high school, that is what we learned.
<HackingXVIII> @s [aeiou] ching
<zbot> <snarf> Whchingn ching tchingchingk chchingnchingsching chingn hchinggh schchingchingl, thchingt chings whchingt wching lchingchingrnchingd.
<HackingXVIII> ^ chinese. |
#307105* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<@aedinius> ah shit
<@aedinius> the sriracha
<@aedinius> it burns
<@aedinius> the beer
<@aedinius> it does nothing |
#304960* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<Bear> Egoist which stats are important
<Bear> I know int is
<Bear> I'm guessing con is
<Bear> wis
<tallstaff> Uhhhh
<tallstaff> in 3.5?
<tallstaff> Int is the only stat
<tallstaff> that you need
<ALT-F4> cool story bro
<~helpful_comrade> CHA here, INT is a nerd
<~helpful_comrade> and a virgin
<ALT-F4> Just like helpful_comrade :3
* ALT-F4 was kicked by helpful_comrade (helpful_comrade)Comment: #DnDOOC on suptg
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#305179* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<wormi> I don't know who to turn to for advice
<wormi> on this subject
<wormi> I want to hear someone from California speaking in English... maybe a video in youtube
<wormi> but I don't know how to search
<`WarpKat> ...
<wormi> could you give me some key words to search in youtube?
<`WarpKat> california |
#304014* (?/44) ⚐Flag
tyson: hahaha
tyson: guess what!
ness: what the fuck do you want
tyson: you're still at work
tyson: and i'm not
ness: guess what
ness: tomorrow is my thursday
ness: suck on that metaphorical dick
tyson: well i only have to work 4 days
ness: well i only have to work a total of 2 hours a week because i watch youtube all mothafuckin day
ness: suck on that loverboy
tyson: you win this time batman
ness: 8 : - )
ness: 8 : - )
ness: 8 - ) deal with it |
#304486* (?/44) ⚐Flag
< Ferrus> I'm on the second mile of the three mile walk to the grocery store for bacon
< Tamber> Now /that's/ dedication to the almighty cause of Bacon!
< Ferrus> I want a fecking bltComment: The almighty Bacon requires it.
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#304746* (?/44) ⚐Flag
Nitya: I EAT DIFFICULTY AND SHIT SEGFAULTS |
#304939* (?/44) ⚐Flag
<Scouto2> I must admit now saia
* Scouto2 takes off the mask
<Scouto2> I...
<Scouto2> am...
<Scouto2> not your brother Ernest.
<Saia> No shit.
* Scouto2 just felt like adding dramatica tension
<Vikar> I am Earnest
<Scouto2> No, I am Ernest!
<SquiRoFL> IM SPARTICUS
<+Kitashi> I'M SPARTICUS
<dynv> I AM SPARTICUS.
<Vikar> I'm Spartacus!Comment: the sparticus lines happened at the same exact time. #furaffinity on FurNet
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#300716* (?/44) ⚐Flag
<Indogutsu> A few days ago I got a spam post from a Mexican pharmacy, advertising cheap Amoxicillin.
<Indogutsu> I wanted to reply with "But if you take Mexican pills with Mexican water, won't you only end up even sicker?" but I just deleted the post altogether. |
#265202* (?/45) ⚐Flag
gotsomemadmoves: one comment said trajon horse found in the crack what does that mean?
VulcanJaded: means you gotta google a new crack for it
VulcanJaded: not too hard
gotsomemadmoves: oh ok thats not to bad.
gotsomemadmoves: i tought it ment nudey girls would pop out. =] |
#303239* (?/26) ⚐Flag
iKiddo ([K]): Manly has gone silent in private chat .. >_>
SeedotTiger: Were you cybering with him?
iKiddo ([K]): Oh hell yes
ThursdayNext: He's probs just finishing off then.
Manly_McBeeferton: Hey
Manly_McBeeferton: I was getting peanut butter toast.
Manly_McBeeferton: and taking the garbage out.
Manly_McBeeferton: I'm about to rub one out soon, though.
Manly_McBeeferton: Don't worry.
ThursdayNext: I am relieved that soon you will be relieved.
Manly_McBeeferton: :|
iKiddo ([K]): Doesn't it just make you feel hard? XD
Manly_McBeeferton: I'm relieved I'm not relieving myself to you.Comment: Steam
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#301585* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<Orochi> You know it dawns on me that getting a foot-job from a Basitin has got to be just about the most taboo banned porn you could find in the Twokinds universe.
<kaiser> that clever finding deserves a quote
<kaiser> though there's no chance of success at QDB or bash
<Orochi> Of course not, nothing gets on Bash unless its about sucking bash's cock
<kaiser> hm, now it has a chance of being approvedComment: #twokinds@irc.nightstar.net
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#301894* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<dirk103> Kniht: i don't get this void append_child(const node% child)
<dirk103> what's the % all about? i've never seen that before?
<Kniht> dirk103: void append_child(const node& child)
<Artifice> It's not C++
<Kniht> I just copied the typo
<dirk103> ohhh
<dirk103> okay good the earth was shaking there
<FOXX> Haiti? |
#302248* (?/25) ⚐Flag
You: hi
Stranger: Yes you are
You: I am?
You: A hi?
Stranger: Love bondage
You: That sounds kinky
Stranger: Tie me up
You: Okay
You: there, you're tired up
You: tied
Stranger: I'm all yours baby oh yeah
You: ooh, great
You: I can't get a refund?
Stranger: You cam refund your penis
You: Oh, how much would I get back?
Stranger: Half your penis
You: ...
You: For refunding the whole thing?
Stranger: Nope half
You: I think I'll just keep it then
You: thanks
Stranger: I'm going to plow you mother
You: Too late
You: I already did
Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
#302975* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<HappyBear> would johnsons lotion be alright for sunburn ??
<Honey-Bee> yah
<mikeybee> it would help
<mikeybee> but dont go out in sun with it on
<HappyBear> good saves a trip to morrisons then :)
<Scott> it will take the itchy ness out n stop ur skint from flaking
<HappyBear> i wont it hurts as it is lol
<JoJo> sudocreams gd
<mikeybee> its oil based so u go out in sun with it on your effectively gunna fry
<HappyBear> aye
<JoJo> or cocoa butter
<Slasher> sudo apt-get install cream
<mikeybee> linux geek
* Dead-Mutley trys that to protect her vps
<Slasher> sudocream!
<Dead-Mutley> Dnt want it getting sunburned now do weComment: irc.ukmadzone.co.uk #madzone
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#303075* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<_Digital> it's been 21 days
<_Digital> and I need to reboot my server
<_Digital> well I don't need to, but I want to test a new kernel...
<i_c-Y> haha
<i_c-Y> the gentard's dilemma! |
#303267* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<Crowley> it's a europe thing
<Pryoidain> >europe thing
<Pryoidain> so is the black plauge
<Crowley> we pay for calls outside our own carrier, we pay for SMS messages outside our own carrier...
<Crowley> black plague = immigration?
<Pryoidain> no, the disease that killed millions of people in the middle ages
<Crowley> yeah, immigration? |
#303721* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<Kyoukipichi> and I was looking at his ass |