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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 25 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 43.6% chance of being approved.

#302248* (?/25) ⚐Flag
You: hi
Stranger: Yes you are
You: I am?
You: A hi?
Stranger: Love bondage
You: That sounds kinky
Stranger: Tie me up
You: Okay
You: there, you're tired up
You: tied
Stranger: I'm all yours baby oh yeah
You: ooh, great
You: I can't get a refund?
Stranger: You cam refund your penis
You: Oh, how much would I get back?
Stranger: Half your penis
You: ...
You: For refunding the whole thing?
Stranger: Nope half
You: I think I'll just keep it then
You: thanks
Stranger: I'm going to plow you mother
You: Too late
You: I already did
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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