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#303257* (?/29) ⚐Flag
* ProblyHuman chugs the flat, disgusting, month-old Pepsi as fast as his little ferret stomach will take it. Said stomach then proceeds to explode. |
#303292* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<@redubious> newman's own makes pet food now
<@redubious> only saw it as a bread brand before
<p_g_p> they make wine too
<p_g_p> you can construct a whole jesus from paul newman products
<@cortex> Newman's Own is basically Jesus Voltron
<p_g_p> Feeling extravagant? Try adding Newman-O's cookies for eyes! |
#303364* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<TheM-netbook> yeah, "god" is a concept more than an actual thing or state of being
<chaosisorder> Like Duke Nukem Forever?
<TheM-netbook> haha
<TheM-netbook> god is vaporware |
#303671* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<an0n> I worry constantly abort my barn tremor. |
#303782* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<@suravad> Spelling is irrelevent... Communication is the important part.Comment: Spot the "typo"
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#303882* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<@Knask> fffffff
<@Knask> piss
<@Knask> everywhere
* @Knask (Knask@ti0024a380-0631.bb.online.no) Quit (Quit: Client Exited)
<@g0m> What the fuck? |
#303937* (?/29) ⚐Flag
When you’re doing well in life, you’re visible to everyone… When
you’re not doing well in life, you’re invisible to everyone... |
#304690* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<ClaireBear> eargasm
<Wei> lolwut
<ClaireBear> lol when I was younger I used to think little people were in my ears drilling away the earwax o-o |
#304833* (?/29) ⚐Flag
* Yamato (Yamato@dongs-37D59E56.hsd1.ct.comcast.net) has joined #wtfpwnt
<Jake|E5400> oh whatever
<~tidux> >fails at fibonacci sequences
<Jake|E5400> My whole county
<miek|shop> no
<Jake|E5400> .Comment: What happens when you join #wtfpwnt
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#305469* (?/29) ⚐Flag
(2011-02-02 00:40:12) ElTimo: I have to be the dumbest person on earth
(2011-02-02 00:40:26) Winnah9000: Dumber than Lindsay Lohan?
(2011-02-02 00:40:27) Franoculator: hey everybody, it's George W. Bush!
(2011-02-02 00:40:31) danl: ElTimo: I vote my customers areComment: #cyanogenmod @ freenod
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#305470* (?/29) ⚐Flag
DekuLink: I'm setting a minimum age requirement for registration here at PTH.
Potter: Set it to "Potter"
DekuLink: Then we'd have a bunch of 3 year olds posting spam.
Potter: True. |
#302217* (?/48) ⚐Flag
nupanick: on a related note, I have decided it is bad form to submit one of your own jokes to qdb.us
nupanick: I will only submit funny things that someone /else/ said
PickYerPoison: I never submit things I say to quote databases on the reasonable assumption that I will find what I say a lot funnier than everyone else 80% of the time. |
#305202* (?/48) ⚐Flag
Nate U: yo
Nate U: beck song
Nate U: "I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me"
Nate U: what the fuck
Nate U: IS that song
one2many20: ...
one2many20: loser
Nate U: FUCK |
#205696* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<pitz> Put me in, coach
<pitz> I'm ready to play
<pitz> And be gay
<pitz> Way gay |
#214401* (?/48) ⚐Flag
Mr. Owl says: If you want to be my lover, you've got to something something.
Mr. Owl says: Something something something something never eennnds.
Mr. Owl says: if you want to be my lover, you've got to something something
Mr. Owl says: something
Mr. Owl says: something
Mr. Owl says: smsdf
Mr. Owl says: sdffffffffffffffffffffff
Asmo says: D: |
#300177* (?/48) ⚐Flag
My friend came over today.
He admitted to having never seen a zombie movie before.
I knew, right then and there, that I could not let him leave without him seeing a zombie movie.
So we watched 6.
After that he said to me, quite enthusiastically; "BRING ON THE NEXT ONE!".
I replied solemnly with "Dude, I don't have a next one."
We thought for about five seconds before we looked at each other and simultaneously cheered "TO THE VIDEO STORE!"
And what an epic moment it was. |
#305616* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<itsnotabigtruck> right now though, the need for another module for every input device type sucks
<itsnotabigtruck> which includes but isn't limited to
<itsnotabigtruck> accelerometer
<itsnotabigtruck> touchscreen
<itsnotabigtruck> joystick
<itsnotabigtruck> gamepad
<itsnotabigtruck> keyboard
<itsnotabigtruck> mouse (possibly even multiple mice)
<+bartbes> well good thing we don't support most of those then |
#305886* (?/27) ⚐Flag
< Tarkaan> Fucking last time I did this, I used a floppy dick
< Tarkaan> disk |
#306544* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<Stranj> "Pentastomids live in the upper respiratory tract of reptiles, birds, and mammals, where they lay eggs"
<Catweasel> This is horrifying and arousing at the same time. D:Comment: #lulz
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#306582* (?/27) ⚐Flag
* db81 puts his interest on
* db81 is now interested |
#307115* (?/27) ⚐Flag
Furbylicious: I'm gonna have to check the pronunciation manual for "penis".Comment: OverTheGun.com
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#307867* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<Little_Death> my penis is good for lengthy processes that involve death |
#308157* (?/27) ⚐Flag
acidBurn:climate change denialists are now using bin laden, charles manson, and the unabomber to disprove global warming
acidBurn: or something.
snerd: needs more prince phillip
Voct: acidBurn: that, plus the spermjacking discussion from a few minutes ago, gave me a brief concept of Osama/Manson/Unabomber slashfic
Voct: snerd: I am *so* glad you said "needs more prince philip" *BEFORE* me instead of after |
#308300* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<stkr> i saw my mate get 25 kills no deaths with just a knife
<stkr> won the match with it
<stkr> was amazing
<gcheat> hax
<stkr> no really
<stkr> some kid added him after it and was like "oh mog your amazingg can you teach me ur tricks"
<stkr> had a cage match with him
<stkr> done it again
<stkr> i was like wtf
<gcheat> LOL
<stkr> then he started smoking weed too much
<stkr> had to steal just to get a dimebag
<stkr> ended up in prison
<gcheat> wah?
<stkr> he was never the same since then
<stkr> tried to do it again
<stkr> got 25 kills and 1 death
<stkr> i cut him off after thatComment: talking about cod4
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#309856* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<workweaver> 99 backups on the wall...
<kg6jay> take one down, crash it around.. |