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#301985* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<pitz> I like Johnny Gill. My favorite song is "Rub Poo The Right Way" |
#302015* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<Homework> heh heh, if people vote these up you're gonna get a ton of weirdos on here :)
<Jinx> yayyy we love weirdosComment: #Random_Room on irc.random-irc.net
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#302174* (?/27) ⚐Flag
##SnoFox and fahadsadah know each other##
* SnoFox (~SnoFox@unaffiliated/snofox) has joined #emacs
<fahadsadah> SnoFox: Hi
<SnoFox> fahadsadah: Hi.
<fahadsadah> fahadsadah_ is emacs
<fahadsadah> I think I just broke it
<SnoFox> Hm.
<fahadsadah_> SnoFox: I'm emacs!
<SnoFox> Can emacs multitask or do you have to run multiple instances of emacs to do more than IRC and edit text? :p
<fahadsadah> You can run as many things as you like.
<fahadsadah> It's a full-featured OS
<SnoFox> Does it have a good text editor?
<SnoFox> I sure like to edit my text.
<fahadsadah> Err...
<fahadsadah> #vim is that-a-way
<SnoFox> Ah, I'll be on my way, then.
* SnoFox (~SnoFox@unaffiliated/snofox) has left #emacs ("Poof") |
#302184* (?/27) ⚐Flag
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: .. mom?
You: ..son?
You: I AM DISAPPOINT
Stranger: ;___________________;
You: GOING ON THE AOL AT THIS HOUR AND DOIN UR INTNET JOKES
You: YOURE GOING TO GET LONG DISTANCE CALLING BILLS
You: AND WHAT IF GRAMPS WANTED TO CALL
Stranger: mom go away youre embarrassing me...
You: wHO ELSE IS ON HERE/ IM CALLING THERE PARENTS TO
You: ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE IN BED
Stranger: =( he doesnt live with his parents mom...
You: WWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAT?? THEN THERES A PEDO FILE HERE
You: IM CALLING THE FUCKING COPS ON THE SICK FUCKO
Stranger: MOM HE CAN HEAR YOU GOD I HATE YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Comment: Omegle
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#302932* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<Efreak> I hear you can use twinkies instead of tampons
<Tyler> hm?
<Efreak> is this true?
<Tyler> that's where they get the strawberry onesComment: Tyler is on irc.mugglenet.com in #random and on irc.random-net.org
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#303137* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<Ice_cube> ARRRRGH!!! I had a horribal nightmare of a bilion suicidal, magma covered lepers and a helsih butcher rending the flesh of each other on a blood covered aftarlife of copper :< |
#303361* (?/27) ⚐Flag
< noobiesnack> are we there yet?
<!cQuaid> no, shut up and have a beer
< noobiesnack> are we there yet?
<!cQuaid> we'll get there when we get there!!
< noobiesnack> are we there yet?
<!cQuaid> we'll be there in 2 fucking hours
< noobiesnack> are we there yet?
<!cQuaid> !!
* cQuaid throws noobiesnack out of the car
< noobiesnack> are we there yet?
* noobiesnack jumps back into the car.
< noobiesnack> are we there yet?
* cQuaid jumps out of the car.
* noobiesnack drags cQuaid back into the car.
< noobiesnack> are we there yet?
* cQuaid grumbles and drives
< noobiesnack> are we there yet?
<!cQuaid> NO
< noobiesnack> are we there yet?
* cQuaid stops the car, pulls noobiesnack out and shootes him in the head with a shotgun
* noobiesnack is immune to shotgun.
< noobiesnack> are we there yet?
* cQuaid ,infuriated, slams noobiesnack's head into the pavement until it bleeds
* noobiesnack is immune to pavement.
< noobiesnack> are we there yet?
<!cQuaid> damn
* cQuaid drives on
< noobiesnack> are we there yet?
<!cQuaid> ... you must be *really* bored
< noobiesnack> hehe. im waiting for you to say something other than no.
< noobiesnack> are we there yet?
<!cQuaid> yes, we are there
< noobiesnack> good
< noobiesnack> where are we?
< noobiesnack> who are you?
< noobiesnack> what is this place?
< noobiesnack> this place is scary
< noobiesnack> what is that?
<!cQuaid> this is hell
< noobiesnack> thats a cookie
<!cQuaid> I am you're reaper
< noobiesnack> i want a cookie
< noobiesnack> go get me a cookie.
<!cQuaid> there are no cookies in hell
< noobiesnack> go get me a cookie.
* cQuaid throws noobiesnack out of hell for some peace and quite
< noobiesnack> lol. at least I know I wont rot in hell. I will annoy it so bad they will throw me out.
<!cQuaid> yeah
<!cQuaid> and I'll be there all nice and aloneComment: Sometimes it's better for some people to stay out of hell...
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#303368* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<Nad> everythings so damned easy in windows
<Nad> and life's too short
<Nad> i could be dead tomorrow
<Nad> in fact i pretty much don't feel that much alive right now
<Nad> maybe i'm dying
<Nad> :(
<eleddy> deep
<eleddy> I had this tshirt once
<eleddy> you only got it if you completed a series of long distance runs in one season
<eleddy> it was god aweful and tie dye
<eleddy> and on the back all it said
<eleddy> was "no whiners"
<eleddy> life IS short. learn linux |
#303378* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<~Ves> where's my game
<~Luke> up ur butt
<~Ves> it arrived
<~Ves> delivery man frisbied it throught the letter boxComment: #dirt
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#303423* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<sunabozu> HOTEL CALIFORNIA!
<Sir_Leto> California is a horrible place. |
#303957* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<IceBox> eat 1 hole glass of pain pills that helps lolo
<AlienDK> Yeah
<AlienDK> but cutting your throat will do pretty much the same
<AlienDK> and you'll die faster too
<IceBox> ya indeed |
#304664* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<+php_nick> hello anybody knows the formula for increasing chance? for example, i have 3 marbles: red, yellow, green. now lets say I have this function called pick() that when i call will randomly pick a marble. how do i tell my function to increase the chance of red by 10%
<+i_c-Y> wha
<+i_c-Y> are you asking how to draw from a certain distribution?
<+Jazzdude> just call math.statistics.chance.increase(0.1)
<+Jazzdude> it's obvious, isn't it |
#304787* (?/27) ⚐Flag
18:05 < SpaceGhostC2C> altoid: Sorry, I'm too busy being face deep in init's menstrual cycle. |
#304792* (?/27) ⚐Flag
* ClaireBear palm hits lahwran
<lahwran> no, that's faceslap
<Kimmeh> Slap^
* ClaireBear strap-on hits Kimmeh
<lahwran> O.o
<Kimmeh> ....
<Kimmeh> oh Claire
<sonicrules1234> Kimmeh: I'm getting one for christmas :> |
#304820* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<Ives> so who is on for tonight?
<Deimos> I am
<Ponce> me
* Ives (Someone@8cdd0f0d.sip.ags.828b38f5.net.hmsk) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
<Me-me> XDComment: #darkling on irc.sorcery.net
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#304846* (?/27) ⚐Flag
* sdaffer_1 has quit (Quit: Lost terminal)
* sdaffer_ has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
* sdaffer__ has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
* sdaffer has quit (Remote host closed the connection) |
#305038* (?/27) ⚐Flag
WizardOfOz: So you want to Defy Gravity?
Elphaba: Yes!
WizardOfOz: Then take these voodoo dolls, and position them in a gang bang...
Elphaba: Excuse me?
WizardOfOz: You heard me...
Elphaba: Okay, they're in position, now what do I do?
WizardOfOz: First take the Voodoo Doll with Hair of Darkness--
Elphaba: Yes?
WizardOfOz: And grope it.
Elphaba: Excuse me?
WizardOfOz: You heard me.
Elphaba: Okay that's done. Ew... What next?
WizardOfOz: Replace the Voodoo Doll in its previous position in the gang bang.
Elphaba: Yes?
WizardOfOz: Now squeeze the Gang Bang from both sides. The positions of the Voodoo Dolls should reverse.
Elphaba: Wow.. That's amazing... And disturbing. Uh oh!
WizardOfOz: What's wrong? Your only floating! I thought you wanted to Defy Gravity!
Elphaba: How do I get myself down from here?!
WizardOfOz: Crap... |
#305128* (?/27) ⚐Flag
DonnaSimpson: There ought to be a new season of Phineas and Ferb in which Ferb does all the talking. |
#305168* (?/27) ⚐Flag
BritishGirl#1: You are *staying in Africa or months at a time?* That sounds so scary?
BritishGirl#2: I know, but I should get through it...
MixieFox: *You guys could always just summer in your favorite places...*
Disclaimer: I don't recall exactly how long she was planning to stay, or whether she was staying in Africa. |
#305284* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<Sudos> still alive
<Analog|Phenom> nowai
<Analog|Phenom> inb4 /kill Sudos not anymore
* You have been kicked from #wtfpwnt by tidux (this is a triumph)
* Disconnected ().
* Analog|Phenom sets mode +i Analog|Phenom
* Analog|Phenom sets mode +w Analog|Phenom
* Analog|Phenom sets mode +x Analog|Phenom
* Now talking on #wtfpwnt
<Analog|Phenom> oh lol
<tidux> it's hard to overstate my satisfaction
<tidux> #wtfpwnt trollin
<Analog|Phenom> yeah
<tidux> we post ascii dongs because we can
<tidux> for the good of all of us
* tidux has kicked Yamato from #wtfpwnt (except for those who are b&)Comment: #wtfpwnt on irc.rubbermallet.org
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#305500* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<YaManicKill> hmmm
<YaManicKill> right...taking out the logs!
<yaMatt> rm -rf /var/logs ?Comment: #linuxoutlaws
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#200897* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<fester64> look its the pansy boy
<segin> its josh fagboy from colorado sucks, co
<fester64> i dont live in colorado you fucking moron
<segin> fester64: where you live? Bangkok?Comment: fester's realname is josh
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#222039* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<~Nadare> BAH
<~Nadare> I iz so szzzzleeepyu
<~Nadare> I'm half asleep on my desk at work
<@Thyrfing> :o
<@Thyrfing> So.. what do you do at your work?
<~Nadare> Talk to people
<~Nadare> :3
<@pwet> about lolis ?
<Thyrfing> XdComment: Talk about lolis?
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#226724* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<EddieWork> MATT AFSLIJPINGSGRENS PLOX
<Matt> OKOK
* Matt AFSLIJPINGSGRENS'S
<EddieWork> Matt geneukte schapen
<Matt> OKOK#
* Matt geneukte schapen's
<EddieWork> !g translate:nl en Matt geneukte schapen
<Julie-Su> [google] [translate: nl | en ] Matt fucked sheep
<Matt> yopComment: Matt doesn't speak Dutch...
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#272063* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<Byt|A64> gaping vigag i'm sure doesn't smell good.
<matt-0-rama> gaping? gapers smell good most of the time
<matt-0-rama> a huge gash is usually a busy place |