QDB: Quote #302184
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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 27 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 43.8% chance of being approved.

#302184* (?/27) ⚐Flag
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: .. mom?
You: ..son?
You: I AM DISAPPOINT
Stranger: ;___________________;
You: GOING ON THE AOL AT THIS HOUR AND DOIN UR INTNET JOKES
You: YOURE GOING TO GET LONG DISTANCE CALLING BILLS
You: AND WHAT IF GRAMPS WANTED TO CALL
Stranger: mom go away youre embarrassing me...
You: wHO ELSE IS ON HERE/ IM CALLING THERE PARENTS TO
You: ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE IN BED
Stranger: =( he doesnt live with his parents mom...
You: WWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAT?? THEN THERES A PEDO FILE HERE
You: IM CALLING THE FUCKING COPS ON THE SICK FUCKO
Stranger: MOM HE CAN HEAR YOU GOD I HATE YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Comment: Omegle
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