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#306908* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<@mrds> I love how google labels holidays
<@mrds> September 11, 2011 Grandparents' Day & Patriot Day or September 11th |
#306932* (?/29) ⚐Flag
* Oot plans colllege work
* ryll plans more beer
<Valtieri> Six of one, half-dozen of another, ladies. |
#306965* (?/29) ⚐Flag
Topic in #ubuntu-offtopic was set by rww
<djskidd> Hey I just saw RWW in #ubuntu
<idleone>djskidd: Yeah we just can't get him to leaveComment: #Ubuntu-Offtopic in Freenode, happened to also be on #Ubuntu
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#307099* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<dak> hey can anyone recomend a good media libery app that can handle round 100k mp3's ? banshee just craps out around 5-6kComment: in #ubuntu on freenode
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#307207* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<ldooks-work> youre worreid someone will walk by and think "gee, i should go see what tom is doing on his computer" and get right up behind you and read the head line on your IRC window?
<Zophim> if you looked at someones random screen and say a window with "I love penis" on the top what would you think of that person
<ldooks-work> id think they wre in #CSLUG |
#307234* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<extrip> I talked to God while on LSD once
<extrip> then I spammed the motherfucker with my thoughts
<extrip> LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLO LLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL OLOLLOLO LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOL OLOLOLOLLOLOL OLOLOLL OLOLOLOLOL
<extrip> that's what I spammed God with
<extrip> the bastard
<extrip> making life like this
<extrip> what a jerk you know?
<extrip> but I guess a perfect world would be too boring |
#307557* (?/29) ⚐Flag
Vegge: im friggin capped -_-
HelgeSverre: Handy......capped *YEAAAAAAH*Comment: OverTheGun.com
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#309222* (?/29) ⚐Flag
11:53:13 < weebl> so far not dropped my cbr600 either
11:53:15 < weebl> *knock on wood*
23:35:08 < weebl> Nevada: remember how i said i hadn't dropped my bike yet
23:35:09 < weebl> ;-(Comment: Same day
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#309735* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<%barbeque> now kiss
<Sixtyfour215> Barbie, no, I'm about to get to bed
<Parzival_> Sixtyfour215 *porno music*
<Sixtyfour215> :I
<%barbeque> oh my :3 |
#309748* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<@BBC> My face is dry as fuck.
<@BooBoo_KiTTiE> ^
-!- Kirsteh [~UPP@Rizon-57CC539D.zone12.bethere.co.uk] has joined #uk
-!- mode/#uk [+h Kirsteh] by NHS
* mazzle moisturises it
-!- Kirsteh [~UPP@You.are.your.choices] has left #uk []
< mazzle> I'm sorry Kirsteh had to see thatComment: Context
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#309780* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<@Taryn> really, the concept of a "gay agenda" is the most absurd thing ever.
<@Treeki> the gay agenda is a book
<@Treeki> LGBT people use it to write in the dates and times of which straight marriages they will destroy every day
<@Treeki> like an agenda, but it's GAY
<@YelseyKing> Treeki: How many straight marriages have you destroyed this week? =P
<@Treeki> five
<@YelseyKing> That's it? You're slipping. You used to be able to destroy at least seven by Thursday. =P |
#309912* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<Fatalnix> Oh emacs.. My favorite Operating system. If only you had a good editor! :)
<ogamita> Fatalnix: you can write your own editor in emacs. Some weren't satisfied with the default one, and wrote M-x viper.Comment: Write your own editor in Emacs!
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#310148* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<@NWH> My neighbor has a very barky chihuahua, and sometimes she says actual words, like "bathroom".
<@NWH> Yes, I'm aware it was really "Bark! Grrrroooorrrr..." but it sounded a *lot* like bathroom. |
#301815* (?/29) ⚐Flag
This is the time
This is the place
I'm gonna unzip and just
Fap on your face |
#301876* (?/29) ⚐Flag
[03:10] *** RaggedDruid has joined #7chan
[03:11] <@Super_Buick> RaggedDruid: Give away any Rapidshare info lately?
[03:11] <RaggedDruid> Super_Buick: be a gigantic faggot lately?
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#301878* (?/29) ⚐Flag
Angela sasquatches live in the woods
marsbar007 the ydo
Angela do they have those where you live?
marsbar007 ask some of my neibours out in the woods out of town here
marsbar007 the yhave a miles range hearing
marsbar007 and can talk
Angela do they speak english?
marsbar007 and grow extra ordinarily fast
marsbar007 the speak what ever they hear from the fmaily they r listening to
marsbar007 ricky listened to my family so he was English
Angela have you seen one yet?
marsbar007 i must of seen one i am telling u what he told me
Angela what did he say
marsbar007 quit a lot
marsbar007 we were friends for a while, until he told me he was getting to huge, and would um rape me so he had to leave. Guess they r rather sexual
Angela wow
marsbar007 that is the only time he let me see the whole him from behind the bush when he walked away up the horse stable
marsbar007 he needed a friend as bad as i did, i just had to move 1000 miles away into the woods
marsbar007 i really don't care what anyone thinks, i am quit sane
marsbar007 Jesus has a way with me making me look mental or something, great, and i find a haggis, and everyone calls it somethingComment: a lively discussion with a Korsakoff's syndrome sufferer
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#301978* (?/29) ⚐Flag
I'm Slim Anus
Yes, I'm the real Anus
All you other non-Anus
Are just imitAnus |
#302590* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<zagarus> it's often hard to tell satire fromextremism
<zagarus> there's supposed to be a space there
note: incorrect reference on last quoteComment: #sd on irc.mibbit.net
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#302654* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<AcquaCow> Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city
<AcquaCow> Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty
<AcquaCow> How can you lose?
<AcquaCow> The lights are much brighter there
<AcquaCow> You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares and go
<AcquaCow> ____ _____ ___ _ _____ _____ ___ _ _ _
<AcquaCow> | _ \ / _ \ \ / / \ | |_ _/ _ \ \ / / \ | | | |
<AcquaCow> | | | | | | \ \ /\ / /| \| | | || | | \ \ /\ / /| \| | | |
<AcquaCow> | |_| | |_| |\ V V / | |\ | | || |_| |\ V V / | |\ |_|_|
<AcquaCow> |____/ \___/ \_/\_/ |_| \_| |_| \___/ \_/\_/ |_| \_(_|_)
<AcquaCow>
<AcquaCow> things'll be great when you're
<AcquaCow> ____ _____ ___ _ _____ _____ ___ _ _ _
<AcquaCow> | _ \ / _ \ \ / / \ | |_ _/ _ \ \ / / \ | | | |
<AcquaCow> | | | | | | \ \ /\ / /| \| | | || | | \ \ /\ / /| \| | | |
<AcquaCow> | |_| | |_| |\ V V / | |\ | | || |_| |\ V V / | |\ |_|_|
<AcquaCow> |____/ \___/ \_/\_/ |_| \_| |_| \___/ \_/\_/ |_| \_(_|_)
<AcquaCow>
<AcquaCow> now finer place for sure
<AcquaCow> ____ _____ ___ _ _____ _____ ___ _ _ _
<AcquaCow> | _ \ / _ \ \ / / \ | |_ _/ _ \ \ / / \ | | | |
<AcquaCow> | | | | | | \ \ /\ / /| \| | | || | | \ \ /\ / /| \| | | |
<AcquaCow> | |_| | |_| |\ V V / | |\ | | || |_| |\ V V / | |\ |_|_|
<AcquaCow> |____/ \___/ \_/\_/ |_| \_| |_| \___/ \_/\_/ |_| \_(_|_)
<AcquaCow>
<AcquaCow> everything's waiting for you... |
#302729* (?/29) ⚐Flag
< Shadowwolf> O-o
< CoJaBo-Aztec> =0 |
#302961* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<champi0n> hello
<Efreak> hello
<Efreak> so I hear you can use twinkies instead of tampons
<Efreak> is this true?
<champi0n> im not sure
<dbgi|> how could a girl shove a twinkies in her pussy? heh
<champi0n> seems very unsanitary
<dbgi|> to say the least
<dbgi|> and wouldent it just get smashed and fall apart?
<champi0n> indeed
<champi0n> seemz ridiculous
<dbgi|> yep heh, stupid reallyComment: #me0w on EFnet
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#303104* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<WellDigger5> Huh. So far I've submitted - and had rejected - 99 quotes to bash, qdb, etc.
<randolph> Oh?
<WellDigger5> Yah. Thing is, most of them were actually decent. Stuff that'd be at least moderately amusing to pretty much any casual reader not inside the joke, and not a total dweeb or geek.
<randolph> That may actually be the problem.
<WellDigger5> Kinda what I figured, too. Do me a favor and post this:
<WellDigger5> Fuck fuck fuckity fuck, bash bash fuck fuck bash bash bash fuck fuck norwald's ass bash fuck fuck bash your mother bash McDonalds bash NOT FUNNY AT ALL. Bash. Fuck.
<leeb> oooo-kay.... |
#303174* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<BOMBO> if only the kin worked well with a mac, you could OWN starbucks with the amount of douchness you'd oozeComment: #droideris on irc.andirc.net
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#303179* (?/29) ⚐Flag
GIVE ME BACK THAT FILET-O-FISH
GIVE ME THAT FISH
GIVE ME BACK THAT FILET-O-FISH
GIVE ME THAT FISH
WHAT IF IT WERE YOU HANGING UP ON THIS WALL?
IF IT WERE YOU IN THIS SANDWICH,
YOU WOULDN'T BE LAUGHING AT ALLLLL |
#303204* (?/29) ⚐Flag
* Now talking on #pharyngula
<the_leif> I remind you, I rather do adore engaging in intercourse, however I am preferential to recieving oral stimulation.
<pastafarian> really?
<pastafarian> that is indeed surprising
<RokiB> the_leif, man or woman
<pastafarian> a man, obviously
<the_leif> Word.
<RokiB> why would you prefer oral to sweet sweet vag
<the_leif> Well, in the event that either instance occurs, an african male must achieve ejaculation
<pastafarian> and an asian one?
<the_leif> I don't think Three Six Mafia afforded for that.Comment: Verbose rap lyrics in a science chat.
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