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#301647* (?/67) ⚐Flag
[2:51pm] wahjava: Deesl:
[2:52pm] Deesl: hello wahjava
[2:53pm] wahjava: long time no see, Deesl
[2:53pm] wahjava: how're you doing ?
[2:53pm] Deesl: huh??
[2:53pm] Deesl: long time no see??? we speak everyday lad
[2:53pm] wahjava: Deesl: hmm...?
[2:53pm] Deesl: we speak over XMPP
[2:53pm] wahjava: Deesl: where ?
[2:54pm] wahjava: what is that ?
[2:54pm] wahjava: oh, you mean jabber ?
[2:54pm] Deesl: yeh
[2:54pm] wahjava: When...
[2:54pm] wahjava: wtf
[2:54pm] Deesl: wtf wtf?
[2:55pm] • wahjava changes his XMPP account's password, wtf.
[2:55pm] Deesl: :-w |
#161007* (?/98) ⚐Flag
<Valtieri> Raisin Bran, Raisin Bran, friendly neighborhood Raisin Bran, give you vitamins, yes it can. tasty breakfast, yes indeed, that crunch may be, just what you need. Look out! Here comes the Raisin Bran. |
#205500* (?/29) ⚐Flag
[03:51:57] <%Robot_20003|Slayer|Blue-Drags> dont dis the latri dog
[03:52:05] <%Robot_20003|Slayer|Blue-Drags> he will get his beats out and rap u biatchhhh
[03:52:05] <@Wizard> I want to fuck on a trampoline!
[03:52:06] <%Azure> I canComment: Very. Bad. Timing.
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#248994* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<CodeBlock> duck[s]: how big == the winxppro iso?
<The_Doctor> 650 mb
<The_Doctor> I think
<The_Doctor> At least that's how big my dick is
<duck[s]> i had the actual disk
<The_Doctor> err
<The_Doctor> disk |
#282456* (?/29) ⚐Flag
PolyMon: LOL and i'm not even kidding, this is quote for quote what i told her:
PolyMon: "Alright listen, i'm gonna buy you a sex doll, one of those that talk and say "I'm getting an orgasm =D", and i'm gonna write in big letters "MOM" across it, and i'm gonna give it to you =D"
redct: And her mom just died, right?
PolyMon: lol yup
redct: well damnComment: mentioned person actually smiled at this
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#284105* (?/29) ⚐Flag
Life and everything in it is a gift from the infinite mind,
and the only way that life could go wrong is through the limited finite mindComment: Just a thought
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#294483* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<sanyd> sandy
<sanyd> how can i change my nick in the chat?
<esteele> sanyd: /nick newnick
<sanyd> :O
<sanyd> :o
<sanyd> mmmm
<sanyd> do you see my newnick? nooo really
<sanyd> i can't do it
<sanyd> :(
<sanyd> :'(Comment: #plone on freenode
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#295779* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<Doerfler> HAI
<[K4L]ThePro> hai Doerfler's Doerfler
<[K4L]ThePro> i am drunk
<[K4L]ThePro> i drinked too much.....
<[K4L]ThePro> CHOCOLATE MILK! |
#295849* (?/29) ⚐Flag
(21:59:55) mike: Yeah avery, its up and running. Building a freebsd 7.0 system on it now.
(22:00:46) homeskillit: smokin huh
(22:00:47) Insane_Daemon: real men build cars, faggots
(22:01:16) NotBobSaget: psh |
#296061* (?/29) ⚐Flag
donoteat> you people are lucky
<donoteat> wheel4hummer lives about 10 minutes from me
<crazyjoe> D:
<bjytech> :|
* crazyjoe hands dne his 12 gauge
<bjytech> ^ you might need that to keep him away
* donoteat shoots himself
<donoteat> OH
<donoteat> I see now
<donoteat> oops
<crazyjoe> dumbass
<wheel4hummer> what'd i miss
<bjytech> well I guess that way could work to but... w4h is still around
<donoteat> DUDE
<Bonehead> so
<Bonehead> fucking bored
<donoteat> WHY DID YOU TRY TO CUM IN YOUR MOUTH
<crazyjoe> ^
<Bonehead> and no funny pills
<donoteat> well
<donoteat> try some of the unfunny ones
<DT> [link removed]
<Bonehead> I already am on unfunny ones
<DT> lol
<Bonehead> DT: RoR SO needs that
<DT> cum is supposed to be a girls mouth or on one
<DT> ya lol
<DT> IN
<DT> a girls mouth
<DT> :P
<wheel4hummer> if its ur own cum its okay to eat it
<crazyjoe> :|
<Bonehead> "cum is supposed to be a girls mouth"
<DT> NO
<Bonehead> D:
<DT> NO ITS NOT
<wheel4hummer> you masturbate, don't you?
<DT> lol
<DT> yes
<wheel4hummer> but you surely wouldn't let another guy stroke your cock
<crazyjoe> you would
<DT> but i dont want it in my moyth
<wheel4hummer> so what
<crazyjoe> your gay
<Jerald> ^
<Jerald> ^
<Jerald> ^Comment: part 2 of nasty shit in #rigsofrods @ quakenet
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#296617* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<Xerxes> i don't think it'd be legal for me to offer to fix computer problems in return for sex
<Arq> Just don't get it in writing
<Drakky> well, on the other hand I dont think "I was fixing her puter" would suffice if you were charged for fiddling with her mouse ;P
<Xerxes> "but officer, i was fixing her computer and she OFFERED to give me a blowjob!"
<Drakky> "oh, well, carry on then citizen. But do not forget the webcam!"
<Xerxes> hahaha
<Xerxes> "oh shit, i forgot to disconnect it. sorry!"
<Drakky> "No worries, I have saved all materials, just in case"
<Xerxes> "so you can jack off to it later with your buddies?"
<Drakky> "Its called internal ejacu... uhm, education!! Internal Eductaion!!"
<Xerxes> *disconnects phone call* "it's ok baby, he's gone. you can continue now"
<Drakky> "AH, the joy of lawful citizens. Now boys, prepare the clenex!!" |
#297062* (?/29) ⚐Flag
super man would kill batman because superman is SUPER and bats r BATS!!!!!!!!! |
#297416* (?/29) ⚐Flag
best for you,Comment: best for you,
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#300222* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<another2>i hate these functional programming people
<another2>i'll give them a "state" of a black eye |
#300633* (?/29) ⚐Flag
ÐB says:
i have invented a new game
u know the count the jelly beans in the jar game
?
Nick says:
yeah
ÐB says:
well we should play count the dead muslims at mecca in the stampedes!!!
now its bed time
Nick says:
lol
thanks for leaving me with that one |
#300840* (?/29) ⚐Flag
* RichardG (i=IceChat7@187.15.88.116) has joined #68kmla
<helf|laptop> This statement is true.
<helf|laptop> The above statement is false.
* RichardG has quit (Client Quit)
<Aquaraptor> zing!
<helf|laptop> dude, it made richardGs head explode
<joshc_> lmao |
#300980* (?/29) ⚐Flag
A: Why does a down-vote lower the numerical score of the quote AND increase the number maximum number of quotes for the vote at qdb.us?
B: I don't know, doesn't that doubly penalize a quote for each down-vote?
A: It sure seems to...
Seriously, wtf? |
#301558* (?/29) ⚐Flag
.:00:04:07:. <+segin> FxChiP: and the fact that you have those weird 'roles'
.:00:04:19:. <+segin> FxChiP: it's legacy crap no modern arch has
.:00:04:23:. <+segin> FxChiP: x86 is crap
.:00:04:33:. <+segin> give me PowerPC or ARM or something
.:00:04:40:. <~FxChiP> then use PowerPC or ARM or something
.:00:04:47:. <~FxChiP> Seriously, Pegasus makes desktop PPC
.:00:04:48:. <+segin> FxChiP: I have only one PowerPC machine
.:00:04:52:. <~FxChiP> So did Apple
.:00:04:58:. <+segin> ...
.:00:05:03:. <+th33unkn0wn> >.<
.:00:05:06:. >>> segin kicks FxChiP in da nutz |
#306062* (?/29) ⚐Flag
Amr: Am I a master? I thought that I'm an Underground Warlock Wizard (UWW)? .. ooh well, I shall forgive whoever made that mortal sin!
Negm: Just introducing the dragon to the kiddos.
Amr: haha .. that sounds cool. Oh and I forgive you, mortal ;-)
Negm: i am immortal :P
Amr: Bold statement mister! hmm ... code an ASM code snippet that is 10 instructions max that will get the syscall table pointer from memory, or write a shellcode that executes a shell in 24 bytes total. And I shall announce you immortal ;-)
Negm: ok may be i am semi immortal :P happy now :D
Amr: hehe, that was fun :-P
Negm: Hell yeah :]Comment: Kids are amusing, don't you think?
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#306238* (?/29) ⚐Flag
Er00: The best sausages I've ever had are veggie ones >.>
thatbloke: tho cumbria sausages with chilli in em are good
TheDon: HEATHEN
spicypixel: wat
spicypixel: WAT
spicypixel: oh god
thatbloke: WHAT
thatbloke: :/
Er00: Cauldron Foods Lincolnshire ones
spicypixel: someone get her some real sausage
Er00: they're zomgawesome
thatbloke: ahahahahaha |
#306303* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<Ricky> but my penis feels a bit weird just from telling you the worm storyComment: #a
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#306325* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<Claire>she was given up for adoption, i mean
<Claire>her name, i think it was Mila Jo-something
<Claire>Joultipass? ...sounds close...
<Claire>Oh, now I remember!
<Claire>It's Jovovich!
<Claire>She was adopted by russian immigrants
<epidemic>Mila Jovovich is a legalisation campaigner, btw
<ME-tan>multigrass
<Claire>?
<epidemic>you can tell because she was high ALL THE WAY through the fifth element
<phoebe>> ME-tan2: multigrass
<phoebe>I lolled
<ME-tan>:)#
<epidemic>oh now I get it
<epidemic>lol...
<epidemic>I have to admit, calling a mmj card your multigrass would be so much win
<epidemic>but australia doesn't have mmj, and even the left-as-fuck green party are against legalisation
<phoebe>Or breeding a strain and calling it Lilu Dallas Multigrass
<phoebe>er
<phoebe>Leelu
<phoebe>whatevs
<phoebe>leeloo, as well
<phoebe>because I'm thorough
<ME-tan>heh
<ME-tan>i hereby dub the mmj card a "multigrass"Comment: irc.420chan.org
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#306653* (?/29) ⚐Flag
11:24 -!- mode/#intelminer [+pie Sabur!*@*] by intelminer
11:24 <~intelminer> ...
11:24 <~intelminer> DAMN YOU IRSSI
11:24 <~intelminer> STOP BEING IRSSI
11:24 <~Maff> what
11:24 <~Maff> YOU SET MODE +PIE
11:24 <~Maff> ARE YOU THAT FATComment: I'm not good with irssi
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#306697* (?/29) ⚐Flag
Miazu: Miazu aquires poptart powerup
Miazu: I MUST GO MY PLANET NEEDS ME
Kangaroo with a Stapler: Kangaroo with a Stapler notes that Mizu has turned into Nyancat
Miazu Nyanyanyanyanyanyanyan..
Kangaroo with a Stapler: Which explains everything
Kangaroo with a Stapler: THAT'S why he shits rainbows
Nazaryn: Lmfao
Kangaroo with a Stapler: He's turbopowered on his way to save his home planetComment: We've finally figured it out
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#306835* (?/29) ⚐Flag
* N-Spade has quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds)
<Vaelstrom> N-Spade was here?
* N-Spade (~Beetlejui@c-24-60-107-191.hsd1.ct.comcast.net) has joined #metconst
<zbot> Hello! ^.^
<Vaelstrom> N-Spade!
<zbot> N-Spade
<zbot> N-Spade
<zbot> N-Spade
<zbot> N-Spade
<@squishy_ichigo> <_<;
<Vaelstrom> /completelyneeded
* zephyrtronium lookin up whos spammin
<zephyrtronium> vael what the hell
* squishy_ichigo sets ban on *!*Pony@*.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com
* squishy_ichigo has kicked Vaelstrom from #metconst (THATSWHATIFIGURED)
* zephyrtronium was the one who did it c: |