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#299979* (?/31) ⚐Flag
sally says: What's a dickfore?
tom says: What do you think?
#300028* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<sergio> fag
<Katie> ?
<sergio> ur a fucking faggot
<sergio> ur fucking bisexual
<sergio> and u tried to rape me
<Katie> hmm first 2 lines r correct last one is not correct
<sergio> wtf
<sergio> u said u were a girl
<sergio> :-O
<Katie> hmmm
<Katie> lol i told you several times a time ago the truth
<sergio> fuck
<Katie> then you got messed up :| and then you came up with this
<sergio> u
<sergio> sl is for fags
<Katie> p.s you tried to rape me not the other way
<sergio> wtf
<sergio> !
<sergio> sergio wants your attention!
<Katie> lol
<Katie> you really did not know i was male until now or just came up with it again? lol out of no-where you come up with 'fag' then you say stupid stuff then you say false things then you claim that i'm altering the truth
<sergio> fag
<Katie> lol
<sergio> u said u were a girl :/
<Katie> 1 year ago
<Katie> in start 2009 i said that i was a male
<Katie> everyone knew
<sergio> why are u gay anyway
<sergio> ?
<Katie> i told you several times
<Katie> but you never listen
<Katie> lol
<Katie> now you noticed
<Katie> after
<Katie> 9-10 months
<sergio> why ?!!
<Katie> why what
<sergio> y are u gay
<Katie> that is just a question not all people can answer, like people ask other people why there insane or a rapper or rape people etc. its just something people cant answer directly
<sergio> no reason
<sergio> then answer it indirectly
<Katie> how i am going to say that to you without speaking allot of long words that you don't understand
<sergio> lol
<sergio> lmao
<sergio> hahah
<Katie> :/
<sergio> ill google them
<sergio> lol
<Katie> LOL
<sergio> rasist
<sergio> :(
<Katie> LOL WTF
<Katie> I RASIST?
<Katie> LOL
<sergio> yea
<Katie> YOU GOTTA LEARN MORE ABOUT ME KID
<Katie> LOOOOOOL
<sergio> or u just hate me cause im not gay
<sergio> :/
<Katie> LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<sergio> dont call me kid
<Katie> I DONT HATE YOU
<Katie> <sergio> fag
<Katie> ?
<sergio> ur a fucking faggot
<sergio> ur fucking bisexual
<sergio> u said u did
<sergio> wtf
<sergio> lol
<Katie> i actually read the stuff people write
<Katie> and yes i am racist on idiotic street rappers
<sergio> y is ur email katie
<Katie> an alt email
<Katie> :|
<sergio> gay email
<Katie> haha
<sergio> katie is a girl name
<Katie> :|
<Katie> my main email is for family and real friends
<sergio> u had to make a gay email to keep ur self sane
<Katie> i have 5 e-mail addresses after this
<Katie> lol seriously you think that
<Katie> i have autism ever noticed?
<sergio> wtf
<sergio> sl fag
<sergio> sergio wants your attention!
<Katie> LOL
<Katie> dude
<sergio> ({)({)
<Katie> get a life
<sergio> i have 5
<Katie> no one really cares if someone is gay or not these days
<sergio> i do
<Katie> and if someone does its some idiotic person with a bible on there chest
<sergio> im satanic
<Katie> that actually means that you like metal, and breaks everything in the bible
<Katie> including
<sergio> i do
<Katie> gay
<sergio> wait wtf
<Katie> I read the bible
<Katie> lol
<sergio> >:-O
<Katie> Laying with a other man in bed is a abomination, satanic is to break everything in the bible
<sergio> im partially satanic
<sergio> LOL
<sergio> fag
<sergio> sergio wants your attention!
<Katie> yap yap yap yap don't have anything better to do in one of your 5 lives
<sergio> one just died
<sergio> :/
<Katie> good for you
<sergio> yea
<Katie> dude wake up no one cares about you or me
<sergio> do u still play sl
<Katie> if someone cares its case they hate you for some reason
<Katie> and no i dont
<sergio> lol
<Katie> i got bored of it
<sergio> k
<sergio> noone cares
<sergio> :/
<sergio> noob
<sergio> ur sad
<Katie> says the person what does not know what a minge is, btw your going to look that up on google
<Katie> +
<Katie> i am not sad
<Katie> no sir i am everything but sad
<Katie> ever since i left sl my life got better
<sergio> ur a fucking nerd
<sergio> u probably got into other gay game
<Katie> yes sir i am a nerd
<Katie> no sir i got not in a other gay game
<sergio> i knoe
<sergio> what do u do host a gay porn webpage ?
<Katie> wtf
<Katie> why the fuck do you ask ME
<sergio> i dont know
<Katie> i'm not a perverted type of guy that watches porn every single day
<sergio> dou ?
<sergio> no ?
<sergio> hentai ?
<Katie> hentai is anime PORN i don't watch PORN. i am trying to read here..
<sergio> u draw it tough
<sergio> that means u still watvh it
<sergio> watch*
<Katie> yes i draw stuff but not porn
<sergio> its not porn its art
<Katie> still art pornography
<sergio> ur a gay nerd
<Katie> lol no
<sergio> what could be worst
<Katie> i am a ner
<Katie> d
<sergio> bi ?
<Katie> im not a gay or bi
<sergio> eww
<Katie> lol :
<sergio> lol?
<sergio> no
<sergio> not funny
<sergio> :/
<sergio> sad
<Katie> i am attracted to noone
<sergio> to ur self
<sergio> ?
<sergio> :-O
<Katie> dude i cant fuck my self... and no i am not attracted to my self
<sergio>  u can!!!!!!!!
<sergio>
<Katie> uh..
<Katie> im getting tired of this
<sergio>
<sergio> lol
<sergio> of fucking ur self ?
<Katie> please just go away im trying to read
<sergio> :/
<Katie> no fucking shit fucking poop licking minge
<sergio> i gope u kill ur self soon
<sergio> hope*
<Katie> im trying to read something here
<Katie> and i hope you will get shot in the head
<sergio> lol
<Katie> now goodday sir
Comment: i am katie (i use many different alt accounts for spam and things like this)
#300192* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Veovis> Hey, you wanna kill all humans?
<Veovis> ~Bender
<mpi_> upload the maps you bender
<Veovis> I am
<Veovis> my server is actually, but still
<Veovis> let me open PuTTY again to check on it
<mpi_> ok
<Veovis> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Veovis> must remember that ^C is bad to use in bash
<Veovis> bad
<Veovis> badbadbad
<mpi_> ?
<Veovis> restarting lol, ETA: 199:46
Comment: #kilo-tango @ efnet
#300466* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<spacejunk> Interesting response.
~   spacejunk is now Diablo-D3
<Diablo-D3> I hate women. They're all teasers and manipulators. The world would be better off if we just tied all the women to posts and raped them silly.
<chi> !grab Diablo-D3
<Kylin> It has been done.
~   Diablo-D3 is now spacejunk
<spacejunk> !quote Diablo-D3
<Kylin> <Diablo-D3> I hate women. They're all teasers and manipulators. The world would be better off if we just tied all the women to posts and raped them silly.
<chi> teehee
<chi> !lq diablo-d3
< spacejunk> It's like framing someone in real life, with 1/10000 the effort.
<Kylin> #353: <Diablo-D3> I hate women. They're all..., #323: * Diablo-D3 tries to mix nix's and..., #320: <Diablo-D3> Yes, even awesome people like..., #319: <Diablo-D3> I feel sorry for that kid,..., #315: <Diablo-D3> Foreskin: no one wants to..., #313: <Diablo-D3> nix_chix0r: does your husband..., #312: <Diablo-D3> ..!, #311: <Diablo-D3> ...?, #310: <Diablo-D3> formode fails, as usual, #309: <Diablo-D3> (2 more messages)
<chi> !gq 353
<Kylin> <Diablo-D3> I hate women. They're all teasers and manipulators. The world would be better off if we just tied all the women to posts and raped them silly. (Said by: Diablo-D3!n=spacejun@ool-43515265.dyn.optonline.net; grabbed by chi!n=chi@unaffiliated/chi at Tue 2009-11-10 14:26:43+0000 (02:26 PM PST))
<chi> fail
<spacejunk> Slightly.
<chi> hrm who is spacejun ?
<chi> >.>
~   spacejunk is now not_spacejun
<chi> hehe
<shardz> haha
#300666* (?/31) ⚐Flag
Cumbria left IRC. (Quit: excess flood)
#300790* (?/31) ⚐Flag
* TsundeRay is now known as YandeRay
#300824* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Valtieri> It's the morning of December 7.
<Valtieri> It's a mere 23 F/-5 C.
<Valtieri> One could say, then, that just as there was 68 years ago today... there's a Nip in the air.
#300993* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<pitz> I tried to say 'I love poo'
<pitz> But your cock got in the way
#300999* (?/31) ⚐Flag
(SightUp) anyone here?
(SightUp) a channel full of 52 bots
(SightUp) retarded
#306302* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<strace> haha the girlfriend is watching the girl next door for the first time. she loves it so far
#306352* (?/31) ⚐Flag
Kota is soaking wet
Kota is still in the pond! in her clothes.....o.o
Jack avoids Kota
(@Nebil) *struggles as Kota holds him under water*
Kota takes off her clothes so that she just have her purple bikini on o.o :3
Kota holds Nebil underwater o.o
Jack proactively stops Kota holding Nebil underwater
#306542* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<@tony311> i just made a typo, anal_beards
<+The_Vole> but tony, I have a anal beard :(
Comment: #e621
#306887* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<@t0r> haha oh wow
<+mamacita> i don't know that person honestly they're on a friend's facebook  LOL
<+mamacita> i was just snooping
<@t0r> post her name
<@t0r> someone will PM it to her
<+mamaciaa> LOL
<+Underdose> post it on your wall, tag her in it
<+monsterwizard> who you all talking about?
<+Underdose> the doomed girl
<+Underdose> <+mamacita> t0r: i.imgur.com/bRfNr.jpg
<+Underdose> <+mamacita> jesus christ
<+Underdose> <+mamacita> talk bout armpit boobs
<+Underdose> <+Underdose> lol
<+Underdose> <@t0r> rofl
<+Underdose> <+Underdose> does she have the plague?
<+Underdose> <+Underdose> mamacita: i made something for you
<+Underdose> <+Underdose> but if you're to see it, you _have_ to share it
<+Underdose> <+Underdose> i.imgur.com/TzPcC.png
<+Underdose> monsterwizard: ^
< monsterwizard> I see
< monsterwizard> HOLY SHIT
Comment: Images are SFW
#306911* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<hi117> i should have keept looking at that damn dick so i could get the html source code to look over
#306971* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Ben64> what changed in prerelease v2
<Zerim> respawn :P
<Togra> ben, they fixed a few of the big bugs and shoved a 2 on it
<Atomizer> "a few"
<Dazuro> and added new bugs
#307087* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<istar> but the main distinction between weenies and sausages is the size
#307389* (?/31) ⚐Flag
Fluwmlock: Bourne&#65279; ultimatum =/=best movie ever, sorry to burst your bubble
PSPRYANPSP: Bubble &#8800; burst
#308128* (?/31) ⚐Flag
Ryu: so you mean no one told Syntax that his mommy is a computer and his daddy is a programer?
Saturn: it's just a given
Saturn: ;)
LeBrony: Syntax, you were adopted as a little codeling.
Comment: eggdop adoption
#308446* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Moose> o em gee
<Moose> idmin ban pls
* Kev sets ban on idmin!*@*
<Kev> Where is your god now
#308635* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Jaz> this chan sucks
<Lonnie> why?
<Jaz> mainly cuz kimmi isnt here
<Jaz> but shes talking to me somewhere else so meh
<Lonnie> Jaz you got a thing going with Kimmi?
<Jaz> Mhm
<Jaz> gf
<Lonnie> is it serious?
<Jaz> Idk it might get serious
<Jaz> we'll see
<Lonnie> so you guys are like together?
<Lonnie> wow
<Jaz> shes awesome
<Lonnie> so how long have you guys been talking?
<Teepul> 5 minutes
<Lonnie> wow
<Lonnie> thats deep
#302024* (?/50) ⚐Flag
<@dreamghost> cant believe u guys use vi
<@lysol> vim not vi
<@lysol> vi is for beardos
<@dreamghost> emacs is what alllah intended
<@lysol> emacs is for richard stallman and other hydrophobes
#304023* (?/50) ⚐Flag
<HappyGoLumpy> I read BBC all the time and I always notice that they refer to African Americans as "Blacks".
<HappyGoLumpy> it sounds racist to me
Comment: the BBC, you say?
#304838* (?/50) ⚐Flag
CoJaBo: No, you cant. Cuz, even if you do, someone will use it to go back in time and invent it themselves to steal all the gory.
#199381* (?/32) ⚐Flag
Nick:  So
How's the peg like?
I just woke up... and that was supposed to be how are you doing
lol
me:  omg. go to bed
#237673* (?/32) ⚐Flag
Gleeb> We should do a shirt:
Gleeb> try{
Gleeb>     bed = catchGirl();
Gleeb> }catch(Exception e){
Gleeb>     cry();
Gleeb>     jerkOff();
Gleeb> }finaly
Gleeb> {
Gleeb>     GotoSleep();
Gleeb> }
Maverick42> you should add at the bottom:
Maverick42> public Sex catchGirl() throws SlapInTheFace{...};
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