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#255356* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Jamie> Shut up!
<Jamie> :(
<Ryan> *hugs* Is that better?
<Jamie> Yea
<Ryan> If only life was that easy
<Jamie> Ur tellin me!
<Ryan> O.O hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<Jamie> What?Comment: It took her two mins to figure that one out
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#255127* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Josh says:
heya
Zach says:
hey
Josh says:
turns out that girl rachel total slag
Josh says:
anyway
Zach says:
lol what happened?
Josh says:
she came on and said well i just wanted some dick and i found some sorry you weren't fast enough |
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[00:27] <dk> VanDyke: that's all right you have it in Raid-16, right?
[00:27] <VanDyke> nope
[00:27] <VanDyke> raid-18
[00:27] <VanDyke> barely legal |
#254714* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
axoren123: I think I can control plumbing with my mind.
axoren123: I point a finger and random bathroom things and all of a sudden you hear the sound of running water, and the nearest toilet flushes.
Jeffry_Jew_: Liar, toilets don't work that way. |
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axoren123: did you know that 1 in 4 women get raped anally?
stealthipodnano: ...
axoren123: annually*
stealthipodnano: wow. |
#254673* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
VaatixGanon: Hell, he didn't even know how to ask for help apparently.
VaatixGanon: /cs help
VaatixGanon: OH GOD HOW HARD.
Silverhawk79: Some days, I wish I could punch people over the internet.
VaatixGanon: Too bad you wouldn't know the command.Comment: #nsider
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#254635* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@perpie4yrold> i had a Down Syndrome sweetie girlfriend in high school. She was like a 5 year old but we got along great
<@perpie4yrold> i miss her |
#254616* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
VulcanJaded: what are you doing halloween?
InfernalTempestX: emma is coming over and we're gonna scare little ones
VulcanJaded: im considering downloading halo and having HALOween
InfernalTempestX: ...
InfernalTempestX: you're a fucking nerd
InfernalTempestX: i gotta submit that
VulcanJaded: last year
VulcanJaded: i laid in bed and watched spiderman 3
VulcanJaded: year before that
VulcanJaded: i was sick and played gta vice city stories
VulcanJaded: before that i was sleeping
VulcanJaded: i havent done anything for halloween in a while
InfernalTempestX: and all of that. |
#254582* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<JME> wow
<JME> im starving
<JME> i just ate a packet of crisps and forgot i ate them
<JME> and just started looking for them
<JME> i guess ill eat this sauce
<JME> from mc donalds
<JME> on its own
<JME> it tastes niceComment: #zomgwtfbbq irc.p2p-network.net
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#254430* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
lordhelmet: just got back from DC
lordhelmet: I took nearly 500 photos
HWF13nd: haha sweet
HWF13nd: I’m going to Vegas in January
lordhelmet: Yeah I got to see memorials for dead people all you're going to get to see is strippers
lordhelmet: wait
lordhelmet: dammit |
#254110* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<FliesLikeABrick> mar77a is like an argentinian version of me and elephanthunter, except a couple years younger and still learning
<Chakra> or in other words, instead of fecking around with linux, he's stitching together addidas footballs for $.50 an hour and smoking grassComment: #soldat.forums on quakenet
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I Think You SHould See ThisYou Would Be interested in thisJust look Here for more Samples,Comment: I Think You SHould See ThisYou Would Be interested in thisJust look Here for more Samples,
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<Moogy> +k = key <-- any girls who join the channel die tragically :( |
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Have you seen this site?,Comment: Have you seen this site?,
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(20:53:51) * `Jesus (~Davidwei0@Swift-C381D58B.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #rshelp
(20:53:56) <%liz_heart_narf> internet pings for an hour every nite//
(20:53:57) <%liz_heart_narf> why..
(20:54:10) <Kol> it's a message from god
(20:54:16) <`Jesus> :)
(20:54:24) <ixl_ss69_ixl> lol
(20:54:26) <ixl_ss69_ixl> screenshot |
#253159* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Valtieri> bicycles > Jesus
<Valtieri> :P
<Xerxes> Valtieri: anything else > Jesus
<khonsu> Jesus wasn't a bad guy
<Valtieri> bicycles > Jesus > Xerxes, mind.
<Xerxes> :(
<Xerxes> Jesus > Valtieri
<Xerxes> err, Jesus > Xerxes > Valtieri**
<Valtieri> ...but Valtieri > Xerxes. Sorry, fail
<Valtieri> :P
<Xerxes> gay porn > Valtieri
<Xerxes> erm...
<Xerxes> forget i said that :P |
#252668* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Adremelech> im going to make a music player for my first perl project :)
<Majic> I'm going to make unicorn.
<Adremelech> ...
<Majic> In Assembler! \o/ |
#252627* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Red: found J...
Red: shes doin bible study...
Red: debating on whether or not i should bother her
Red: dont think I am
Sae: Join her
Red: but i have bad gas
Sae: God forgives farting |
#252623* (?/51) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Father: I want to plant my garden this year but the grounds to hard I cant dig it up, I need your help son
Son: Im in jail, plus dont dig it up its where I put the dead bodies
FBI AGENTS SEARCH GARDEN>DIG IT UP FIND NO BODIES>APOLOGIZE TO THE FATHER
Son:Sorry dad its the best I could do to help from in here |
#252620* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
jomast: .8ball is sal gay?
MW-enforcer2: Ofcourse
Bacio: .8ball does jo like the cock?
MW-enforcer2: Yeah!
Bacio: so enthusiastic
Sykopathik: took longer than i thought for someone using the bot to gay bash |
#252610* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Ina says:Well, whatever
Ina says:It might be worth it
V says:BUT SHE'S FOR THE WAR THE IN IRAQ
V says:and worse
V says: SHE LIKES SARAH PALIN!
Ina says:ewComment: Palin
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Blu: Wow, this is spicy pizza! And I have nothing to drink.
Blu is now AFK (My mouth is on fire! :D)
SpeyMan: Not a proper use of super smiley.
SpeyMan is now AFK (I just chopped off a finger. >:D)
Calus is now AFK (I'm going to die >;))
DivineTraveller is now AFK (I'm going to kill calus (:<) |
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<@welt> oh man, the DJAI is reading like a chart for a cancer patient
<@welt> "I, I think I'm feeling better...oh wai..." |
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< Cast> Hahahaha holy shit i cant stop laughing, one of my kids just told me he couldnt write anymore cuz his pencil went oom. |
#252268* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* techfury90 waits for an sdk to download
< techfury90> a canadian sdk it appears
< zashi> oh, that's no good
< zashi> canadian megabytes don't hold as much data as american megabytes |
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