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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 32 times.
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<Derek> Hey Kevin, I need to be able to hold my breath for 1:30 for Lifguarding. Guess how long I can hold it for.
<Kevin> 48 minutes
<Derek> Yes, exactly that.
<Kevin> Wow, beat up the inhuman freak.
<Derek> Oh noes.
<Derek> Nah, but I can hold it for 2:15. :D
<Kevin> lol, sweet
<Derek> Ha ha ha, Lifeguarding FTW.
<Kevin> >:O That's my job.
<Derek> u cnt sv no 1, u r SMOKUR
<Kevin> lol, yeah. but i can swim.
<Derek> lolz
<Kevon> its just that whole breathing thing i cant do
Comment: At least he's man enough to admit his shortcomings
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