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<wpk> Is there a way to report a Solaris bug without a support contract?
<phobos> screaming at the sky... messenger pigeon is an option too
<phobos> the result is the same anyway
<AJ_Z0> Smear your report in faeces on Oracle HQ windows
<AJ_Z0> Bonus points for including all fields and writing in reverse so it can be read from inside... or for smearing on the inside
<kerouac> no.
<phobos> You could track down Larry and attempt to beat his door down with proof of your bug. Bonus points for ramming his gate with your carComment: #solaris on freenode
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