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#309107 (53/71) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Oliphaunt> I've been put off the Kindle by richard stallman and other horror stories about amazon fuckery
<@Lorkki> I like the expression "richard stallman and other horror stories"
#307043 (37/71) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> god damn it
<@Rjx> whoever said I'd learn to like the Star Trek Enterprise theme was right
#307039 (102/138) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<scoff> Look, the watermelon was being microwaved to defrost it, and I don't know how my pants fell down when I tripped but those pictures are my intellectual property
#302767 (33/49) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@packrat> ugh, whose great idea was it to tie piercing sizes to wire gauge standards
<+indigo> i think it's a great idea
<+Stormgren> probably because piercing posts, are, to an extent, based on metal wire?
<@packrat> sucks for stretching though
<+indigo> it makes answering questions like "how much current could the hole in my ear handle, when filled with copper?" easy
<+Stormgren> LMAO
<@packrat> hah
<+Stormgren> that depends on how fast your earlobe can dissipate heat
<+Stormgren> otherwise you have to provide a earlobe derating factor to the wire
<+indigo> i'd think an ear is a better heatsink than air
<@packrat> yeah, bloodflow can dissipate heat to the rest of the body
<+indigo> it's liquid cooled
#302445 (24/44) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Mark: Wtf
Mark: Ive been here an hour and a half and still haven't done anything
Mark: I'm waiting for my boss to tell me to do something
Mark: but hes too busy pirating movies from my hard drive.
#307222 (96/168) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pawz> the other day.. when i turned up in town to service this client? i actually turned up in the middle of hte night and i couldnt check into my hotel until morning. so before i left i dropped 5 tabs of lsd, and by the time i arrived i was absolutely tripping balls
<pawz> i went into the park and stacked all my bags up and put a stuffed pikachu on the top and sat there chatting on irc for a few hours
<pawz> then i walked to my old university, and wandered around seeing if my old keycard would give me access to anything
<pawz> and gave people really bizarre answers when people asked me who i was and what i was doing there
<pawz> "why are you sitting outisde the refectory with a laptop and tablet and a pickahu plushie ?" "pikachu and i are auditing your network"
Comment: #68kMLA on chat.freenode.net
#303436 (59/137) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* aqualis does science to Deltantor
=-= Deltantor is now known as rotnatleD
<ronatleD> !tuo edinsi em denrut uoy
* aqualis gazes upon his creation with disgust and horror
Comment: irc.foonetic.net #xkcd
#310251 (43/115) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<fryerfly> there were a couple of guys on other courses i got on with
<fryerfly> some of our modules overlapped
<fryerfly> we had some good times playing lan games of halo
<fryerfly> except i kept winning
<fryerfly> which offended them
<fryerfly> eventually they declared we were going to have a match
<fryerfly> them vs me
<fryerfly> i was limited to an energy sword and a pistol
<fryerfly> they could use anything they liked
<fryerfly> i won
* fryerfly was never invited again
#309849 (43/91) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<bish0p_> The problem with European History is that there is too goddamn much of it.
#310484 (23/65) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Phase4> "Reaching out to more and more gamers, Minecraft developers are planning to include subtitles for the convenience of people who have the inability to hear."
<Quora> "hisss"
<Quora> "ugh"
<Sanchal> "Clank"
<Phase4> "boom"
<Quora> "whack"
<Sanchal> "tinktinktink"
<Phase4> "mooo"
<Quora> "bawk"
<Kopachris> "zoop"
<Quora> "kodak film"
#309853 (181/223) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Spellcheck has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Boletus> Fnilaly!
#309092 (40/102) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Dixie> i hate how minesweeper can get into indeterminable situations really late in a game
<%Vaccer> dixie get better at maths
<@ACE_DEFECTIVE> vaccer it's not a case of maths. there are plenty of situations where it can end up impossible to know where the bomb is
<@Loskene> just like a real minefield
<@ACE_DEFECTIVE> the only way to win is not to play
#308877 (-24/134) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Tree_Hugger>  hey, how do I access to my eternal harddrive?
#305532 (40/86) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ana> i lied to hypno last night about contractions
<ana> but he is handling everything with calm
<ana> so he kept eating while looking at me
<ana> and i couldn't keep it serious for long enough
<ana> he said he will never believe me again
<Ultali> ana do they not have the story about the preggers girl who cried wolf in Romania?
<ana> yes we do
<Elleo> in Romania wolves are traditional midwives, so it has a whole different interpretation
#297300 (91/135) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Fax> TAKE OFF YOUR TOP STOP
<Fax> OH YEAH THAT IS SO HOT STOP
<Fax> You can see why telegraph sex never caught on
<NEO|Phyte> what do they do if they need to include the word stop in their message?
<Arang> DON'T STOP PLEASE STOP
<XiaoTie> STOP STOP
<Star-Sacred> HARDER STOP
#169396 (0/150) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Sacro> 90.209.238.56 - - [12/May/2008:21:26:03 +0100] "GET /iminurlogsgettinfourohfours HTTP/1.1" 404 1023
#182244 (-21/255) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<tyger> mushroom mushroom?
<jeff> SNAKE!
#183485 (29/119) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Vincerific> /quit
<Vincerific> i wanted to see if he would go "/quit?"
<Vincerific> and log off
<Vincerific> XD
<Scarecrow> lol I remember you tried to fool me like that once Vince.
<Scarecrow> But I learnt how not to fail
<Scarecrow> >:)
* Scarecrow has quit IRC (Quit)
<Vincerific> LOL
#309372 (228/310) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Killswitch> 1. Go to 3 random YouTube videos
<Killswitch> 2. Write "I'm pretty sure this is trance, not house."
<Killswitch> 3. Wait for a war to start.
<_tca> oh hey look another american trying to start wars for no reason
#309122 (81/113) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Erik> oh yeah, isp seems to be having routing problems recently as they're adding peers
<+Cronus> peer pressure
#309840 (54/108) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Swob> there's a species of pea which has peapods that are 6 feet long
<RD> I wouldn't use that as a pickup line
#306805 (56/124) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rjx> who are you talking to?
<DigDug> your mom
<Rjx> she's asleep I think
<Rjx> you're wasting your time
<DigDug> oh damn
<DigDug> tell her i said hello
<DigDug> i had a really good time last night
<DigDug> and i'm really sorry about that thing with the flowers
<DigDug> i hope we can hang out again soon sometime
<DigDug> i promise i'm usually not that on edge, i was just really nervous about seeing her
<Rjx> she says she loves you, but she's not in love with you
#306654 (55/125) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<myself> white castle has toroidal chicken
<myself> Cheerios for breakfast, chicken rings and a bagel for lunch
<myself> pineapple and calamari for dinner, donut for dessert
<myself> a well-rounded diet
#296074 (107/145) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+MurderMachine> Are the ghosts of black people white? Don't interpret that as racist, I've just never seen a black ghost in a movie or anything.
#310406 (454/492) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@pronto> Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book.
<@pronto> The future is stupid.
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