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<&kapitank> oh wow a mistype such a rare thing that deserves being pointed out every time it hapens =^)
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<paulguy> Kenya East sounds like a knockoff Kanye West
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< tobyx> i want to fly to switzerland and make free love to the founder of rapidshare
< mc44> you'll catch something horrible :(
< mc44> but only after you wait 60 seconds
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<+Meow> what's the alternative to html tables?
<+slew> html chairsComment: irc.p2p-network.net / #zomgwtfbbq
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<@Digga> that's only because if you leave dirty socks on the carpet for long enough they start smelling of carpet and not socks and you can wear them again :D
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<femmefan1946> Those drivers have tight schedules to follow. You'd have a hard time flagging one down.
<femmefan1946> Unless you were wearing a low-cut dress.
<Mango> Heh. I'm male. Though this is Vancouver...it would probably be fairly easy to flag a driver down, if I was wearing a low-cut dress.
<Mango> It works for my uncle.
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<orbofwisdom> man that was a good burger
<Kitsune> did you.. eat... AbortedFetus?
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<@mentot> Marijuana, 851 1st Avenue #91, Seattle, WA 98104, USA 54.6 F (12.6 C) 49% humidity, wind is calm, overcast
<Jigsy> >Wind is calm
<Jigsy> I bet.
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<@keen> mm... xml
<Ceseuron> XML? XXXML is more like it...
<@keen> cryengine uses it for most of the item definitions
<Thalagyrt> get real, it's more like <initialism type="abbreviation"><initial position="0" value="X" longvalue="eXtensible"/><initial position="1" value="M" longvalue="Markup"/><initial position="2" value="L" longvalue="Language"/></initialism>
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<^[> if i get a new machine i've got everything else planned out for my old parts
<^[> the old desktop turns into a render box
<^[> the old render box turns into a fileserver
<^[> the old fileserver turns into a flowerpot
<^[> and the old flowerpot goes outside because i haven't watered it in like 9 months and the plants have been long dead
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<gambl0re> imagine riding a uber in detroit...probably get shot
<jaawerth> meh, places are never as dangerous as people say they are
<jaawerth> also if an uber driver shot me I'd leave them a terrible review
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< NDJ> Oh God how did I even do this,
< NDJ> My Windows partition is now ext4
< NDJ> ShitComment: #linux on a small network
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rejoec > africans complain theres no water for 20 miles
rejoec > why dont they walk the 20 miles and live there instead
rejoec > like any fucking sane person
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<wabewalkr> Oh, I dunno. Ignorance is bliss.
<zompist> then why aren't more people happy?
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bubbal: Why would you want to stay married to someone who doesn't want to be married to you?
overbored454: because you just can't turn love off like a car engine?
FlyingUndeadSheep: but you can handbrake-turn it sideways into a wall.
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<DrMcCoy> $ mv clone2728 droid2727
<-- clone2728 has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds)
<DrMcCoy> Well, that's not quite what I wanted :P
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<Farmboy0> DrMcCoy: you certainly have a way with people ^^
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<@Talgie> I hate having to put pants on
<Jake2> Who are you talking to?
<@Talgie> Anyone who answers
<Jake2> So no one?
<@Talgie> You answered, didn't you ;)
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<dkowis> that's gay
<dkowis> and if you're gay, then it's retarded
<dkowis> and if you're retarded, good job using IRC!
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<enkie> a drunk rat trying to pushing a lever for a jello shot is a sight to be seen
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<mischa> i was just yelling at oracle world people on the street
<mischa> told them oracle is trash and to get a real DB
<mischa> you heard of postgres? it’s dope, free, scales like a motherfucker, open source and YOU DONT HAVE TO SUCK LARRY ELLISON’S COCK
<mischa> sup bro? you use oracle? it’s no good dude, get a real database
<mischa> one guy seemed really angry i was bothering him, he said he actually works at oracle, looked really grim
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< Glayde|w> i remember telling a friend 'you have to register your nickname'
< Glayde|w> the next day he tells me how he registered mirc
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<Liam> my mate, who I'm sure isnt right in the head, called his dog n*gger
<Liam> He doesnt like taking it for a walk anymore cos it runs off and he doesnt like shouting after it
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<theazman> Hey everyone, how do I return an object?
<k5__> return object;
<deuteros_> that was a tough oneComment: ##java
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<hep> the children actually get mad at me a lot because i wont pay attn to them
<hep> PAY ATTN TO ME ONLINE
<hep> LOOK AT MY MEMES
<hep> LIKE MY SELFIES
<hep> like jfc kid
<hep> i have an online life too you know
<hep> this original content dont post itself
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<hayashi> thank you, based LaTeX
<hayashi> telling me my syntax errors are at the end of my align*, instead of where they actually are
<bjs> hayashi, there's nothing wrong with latex's error reporting you obviously just put the error in the wrong place
<bjs> and it's reporting where it SHOULD be
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