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#310844 (40/46) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<wabewalkr> Oh, I dunno. Ignorance is bliss.
<zompist> then why aren't more people happy?
#299953 (48/68) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
bubbal: Why would you want to stay married to someone who doesn't want to be married to you?
overbored454: because you just can't turn love off like a car engine?
FlyingUndeadSheep: but you can handbrake-turn it sideways into a wall.
#311375 (19/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DrMcCoy> $ mv clone2728 droid2727
<-- clone2728 has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds)
<DrMcCoy> Well, that's not quite what I wanted :P
--> droid2727 has joined #xoreos
<Farmboy0> DrMcCoy: you certainly have a way with people ^^
#311276 (16/46) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Talgie> I hate having to put pants on
<Jake2> Who are you talking to?
<@Talgie> Anyone who answers
<Jake2> So no one?
<@Talgie> You answered, didn't you ;)
#223123 (11/81) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<dkowis> that's gay
<dkowis> and if you're gay, then it's retarded
<dkowis> and if you're retarded, good job using IRC!
#311346 (40/46) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<enkie> a drunk rat trying to pushing a lever for a jello shot is a sight to be seen
#310954 (26/48) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mischa> i was just yelling at oracle world people on the street
<mischa> told them oracle is trash and to get a real DB
<mischa> you heard of postgres? it’s dope, free, scales like a motherfucker, open source and YOU DONT HAVE TO SUCK LARRY ELLISON’S COCK
<mischa> sup bro? you use oracle? it’s no good dude, get a real database
<mischa> one guy seemed really angry i was bothering him, he said he actually works at oracle, looked really grim
#302477 (12/26) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Glayde|w> i remember telling a friend 'you have to register your nickname'
< Glayde|w> the next day he tells me how he registered mirc
#295379 (26/52) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Liam> my mate, who I'm sure isnt right in the head, called his dog n*gger
<Liam> He doesnt like taking it for a walk anymore cos it runs off and he doesnt like shouting after it
#309369 (49/57) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<theazman> Hey everyone, how do I return an object?
<k5__> return object;
<theazman> Thanks
<deuteros_> that was a tough one
Comment: ##java
#311086 (34/48) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<hep> the children actually get mad at me a lot because i wont pay attn to them
<hep> MOM
<hep> PAY ATTN TO ME ONLINE
<hep> LOOK AT MY MEMES
<hep> LIKE MY SELFIES
<hep> like jfc kid
<hep> i have an online life too you know
<hep> this original content dont post itself
#310899 (47/59) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<hayashi> thank you, based LaTeX
<hayashi> telling me my syntax errors are at the end of my align*, instead of where they actually are
<bjs> hayashi, there's nothing wrong with latex's error reporting you obviously just put the error in the wrong place
<bjs> and it's reporting where it SHOULD be
#308875 (55/59) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mikael_Kreoss> reminded me of the time as a kid I saw a pic of the pope's bubble car thing
<Mikael_Kreoss> and thought it was meant to keep him in
<Mikael_Kreoss> like he was a monster or w/e
<Mikael_Kreoss> on display
<Mikael_Kreoss> "WE CAUGHT THE POPE" and then celebration time
#307674 (127/231) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
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#311131 (32/54) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Metaphysician> Argggh. What to play as in Pillars of Eternity...
<Voct> a pillar
<Drewbear> Eternity
<Freudian> of
#310520 (15/49) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<smathson_> /quit
<smathson_> /quit
*** smathson_ has left IRC. Quit: leaving
<chiper> if at first you don't succeed...
#309816 (24/54) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<slamm> this porn im watching is using guiles theme as the music
<slamm> its true that it goes with everything
Comment: #/g/tv rizon
#309682 (57/87) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(Apsu) My biological clock says 12:00 and blinks.
#309328 (40/52) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Plorkyeran> comcast sure is awesome
<Plorkyeran> it seems that the reason my internet connection has been down for the last two days is that they tried to give me a free upgrade to 105/20
<Plorkyeran> and instead disabled my connection
#304616 (38/68) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Kitsu: Why would the localization.ltx contain calls to xml files that don't exist?
DekuLink: The xml files probably gave it a fake file path at the party last night.
#304418 (44/58) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< m00nyb0y> and some people do too much work for little money if you ask me
< CarlosGuerrei> I agree
< CarlosGuerrei> I hire those people daily
#311316 (63/69) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Helix_Mouse> I want a website full of examples of retarded, nonsensical c++ code that runs and you have to guess what the output is
<Pi> that's called "stack overflow"
#311249 (61/71) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Nyz> I love standards
<Nyz> I try to have at least two for all occasions
#311132 (3/49) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<l0de> I've done that before. I made a script that cycled through
<l0de> 8==D ( )
<l0de> 8(=)
<l0de> while listening to Björk. But it was probably the lowest point in my life.
#311043 (-157/167) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
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