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#270018 (44/124) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Steve_Restless> "Yer drive is dead. send it to HP"
<Raiden> Better is 'Your drive is dead. It dropped below zero HP'Comment: #Chaos_GardenRPG, espernet
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#265195 (156/192) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Gayo> google added gif emoticons to gmail.
<mathrick> they did?
<mathrick> FUCKERS
<Gayo> "If you're tired of not being able to find the right words to express yourself in your messages, emoticons are here to help."
<Gayo> Oh Christine, I love you so much more than my crass tongue can ever express! Let me show you how I feel with this smiley face in a party hat. |
#264828 (72/142) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<HalfNote5> You guys do realize that if McCain wins, watching him try to lead the country is going to be an equivalent exercise in frustration to watching your great-grandfather trying to set the VCR clock. |
#255470 (125/227) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(+ShinSR71) if i commit suicide i would probably dress up as someone from Naruto to get the show banned |
#236280 (622/728) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Upthorn> The place I lived on the outskirts of baltimore had good sound insulation
<superjupi> I'd give two ovaries and most of a kitten to have good sound insulation
<BagOfMagicFood> If I type this many letters then it lines up good sound insulation |
#234700 (135/193) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<#xXRederickXx#> I love having all my neighbors on wireless Internet.
<#xXRederickXx#> this way when I'm downloadin pron all I need to do is switch to the McNallys network and I
<#xXRederickXx#> 1.) get pron from a faster uncorrupted source,
<#XxRederickXx#> 2.) get the satisfaction of having their asshole son sent off to military school for having impure thoughts. |
#223711 (202/320) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Taran_Wanderer> You can look up what they're going to name hurricanes
<YP> I wish they'd bring hurricane mewtwo back :[
<The_984> Hurricanes should be named after Pokemon
<DonutKnight> In other news, Hurricane Magikarp has decimated New Orleans
<DonutKnight> More at 11
<The_984> Magikarp used SPLASH
<The_984> It was super effective |
#222363 (201/267) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(JadeFrog) chainmail thongs don't look very comfy
(Scrubber) you say that now, but you won't mind when it saves your asscrack from a morning star
(JadeFrog) fair enough |
#214202 (63/145) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Lightning> my mom and dad put a pw on all my games and stuff except for irc
<Shrink> You could always try and brute force it
<Lightning> i'm not gonna hit a couple of elderly people!! |
#214191 (78/166) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Gnome> Yo momma so fat, Atlas got confused, dropped the earth, and picked her up |
#203730 (82/174) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jasabella> $_ =~ tr/y/j/;
* parser (~HELL@91.186.243.253) Quit (ircd.arcti.ca efnet.teleglobe.net)
* Kraln (~quassel@38.100.42.251) Quit (ircd.arcti.ca efnet.teleglobe.net)
* laamaelai (hegis@xen.ihme.org) Quit (ircd.arcti.ca efnet.teleglobe.net)
* Yuyo (~suck@205.211.195.24) Quit (ircd.arcti.ca efnet.teleglobe.net)
<jasabella> did i do that?
<einride> no
* einride (~erin@83.233.196.14) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<jasabella> wrong answer bitch |
#193949 (221/295) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Zachary> someone gave me an engraved rock for my birthday with ZACHERY on it
<Zachary> I mean first off you just gave me a fucking rock for my birthday
<Zachary> and then my name is on it and it's misspelled
<Zachary> of course maybe that was just the name of the rock |
#178044 (115/161) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@tesko> the bartendress at the strip club i went to said the champaign room cost $100 for 15 minutes
<@tesko> i immediately said "i can't last 15 minutes" |
#142279 (96/160) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<evilways> shit
<evilways> i was just opening a package of bottled water... sawing it open with a knife
<evilways> i got distracted and wasn't paying attention to what i was cutting
<evilways> what the fuck am i going to do with six bottles of water with the tops cut off |
#297590 (3/127) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@tom> Flava Flav, a reality television star, stopped by to see Michael Jackson's family at their compound in Encino about 4 p.m. today but left shortly afterward.
<@markbach> they needed him to determine the time of death |
#296310 (6/86) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
! v3ritas np: [ T-Rock, Three 6 Mafia - Slang & Serve ]
(v3ritas) hey guys
(v3ritas) i want you to know what song i'm playing
(v3ritas) you probably won't notice, nor care about it, but there it is
(v3ritas) but if you particularly appreciate a strict adherence to a set spoken meter, this song is a fine example |
#295258 (40/128) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
ressedue: my boss told me yesterday... "I can't believe you told lashunda to not smile because it would mess the white balance up" ;D |
#294482 (10/124) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< User_4574> rm -rf /usr/slugonamission
< User_4574> apparently you dont exist...
< slugonamission> sudo rm -rf /dev/shittyUser
< slugonamission> touch /dev/yourMum
< slugonamission> cp /dev/yourMum /mnt/myPenis
< x5315> chmod a+rwx /dev/yourMum
< slugonamission> Hang on, retract my last statement
< slugonamission> mount /dev/yourMum -t fuck hard /mnt/myPenis
< slugonamission> Yeah bitch :P
< x5315> slugonamission: you're a fucking nerd |
#286582 (-3/123) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
HalfCab: yea. im just printing out project xl
noxonwall: i'm burning it now
HalfCab: burnin wat?
noxonwall: ...the project for excel.
HalfCabx: why?
noxonwall: what do you mean why?
HalfCab: ur burning the movie u made for excel?
noxonwall: yeah?
noxonwall: doesnt that make sense?
HalfCab: why would u put ur project on fire? |
#285772 (36/92) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Betty!: he's engaged?!?!?
Erik: haha i dont know how serious that is
Erik: its facebook, not real life
Erik: i mean if that was true then i'd suddenly have a lot more lesbian friends |
#280685 (18/100) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<purriah> She knows you're wanking.
<Foxhill[away]> of course she does, she still washes the sheets
<Foxhill[away]> i remember her saying that to me one day when picking me up from school
<Foxhill[away]> 'you're a dirty lil boy'
<Foxhill[away]> 'huh? what?'
<Foxhill[away]> 'i wash your sheets remember'
<Foxhill[away]> 'err'
<Foxhill[away]> 'no more watching the german channel' |
#267642 (73/137) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Rowan> [link to image of girl]
<Rowan> that be her
<art0rz> i would hit it
<Rowan> you'd hit anything that moves
<Rowan> or probably preferably, can't move |
#245624 (-2/102) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<triented> If Sarah Palin tried to make a song, it would fail.
<triented> Because, the bridge would go nowhere... |
#244077 (0/116) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Zero_0> I need some help with something
<Zero_0> How do I aquire a password hash from a user profile from a internet form?
<pooktopus> Easy, Zero_0. You use wget to download the profile, store the page as a string, then sha1($page) it.
<pooktopus> Or MD5() if you're peculiar.
<Zero_0> I can do md5
<Zero_0> thanx |
#156793 (12/126) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BootheaD> welcome to the hotel rosssssssssssthefox
<BootheaD> such a furry place
<BootheaD> such a furry taste
<hatebreed> he must make haste!
<hatebreed> lest his semen goto waste :(
<Fewlio^> as it all turns to paste
<BootheaD> upon this turkey he shall baste
<rossthefox> wtf
<rossthefox> you sick mother fuckers |
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