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#103671 (80/198) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
WeenieBeenie419: tell me a joke
NeverWakeUp1229: Okay
NeverWakeUp1229: Kate, Dana and I are drunk at a bar. Who drives home and why?
WeenieBeenie419: umm... i dunno?
NeverWakeUp1229: I do, because women can't drive!
WeenieBeenie419: you prick
NeverWakeUp1229: Wait, this isn't Matt is it?
WeenieBeenie419: no, im his gf
NeverWakeUp1229: Oh good, I thought it was his mom
NeverWakeUp1229: bitch. |
#103645 (75/159) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<magnum12> I do have a hypothesis as to the origins of the werewolf myth. Its an interesting theory.
<magnum12> I believe that is based on superstitious exaggerations of rabies.
<TheCowch> I believe that is based on superstitious exaggerations of furries. |
#103633 (4/142) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Bahamut: so my dog is annoying my dad
Bahamut: and he just threatened to grill him
Bahamut: and my dog ran awayComment: my family is viet
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#103393 (151/217) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<^Migs^> Is there a way I can use Javascript so that when a user clicks a button, it opens and closes their CD drive, makes their computer beep several times, and gives them a BSOD?
<bkruse> ^Migs^: tell them to use IE
<bkruse> then just write code as normal. |
#103345 (130/188) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
xyzzy: do you want a violin that we can't play for shit?
xyzzy: i'll sell it $40
Bahamut: i have one
xyzzy: do you want some firewood?
xyzzy: $35 |
#103018 (109/169) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kojispruke> Wow, people really hate Flavor Flav. D:
<StairMasterNem> flavor flav?
<Kojispruke> Well, there's this website or whatever where you enter to be on his show and people vote for you and stuff
<Kojispruke> Mudkip and goatse are winning so far
<StairMasterNem> .... |
#102902 (44/136) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(@Aneyva) my computer is spazzing... brb gotta reboot
—› quit: (Aneyva)
• +missey wonders what spazzing computer looks like
(%Cory) it screams at you asking for swiss chocolate and makes you drive to somewhere a few towns over to get it and bitches at you when you get back
(%Cory) oh wait that's pregnant |
#102842 (5/109) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Biomech> op3r, redpriest owns textfiles.com?
<@ProtocoLD> does it matter ?
<@Biomech> yes
<@jonl> why?
<@Biomech> it's like when Nikon finds out Crash Override was Zero Cool |
#102826 (79/155) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Nuuka> Im going to be pissed off if I cant use the internet during the hurricane
<Benny2k> Why? want to be able to write brb hurricane? :P |
#102644 (47/145) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Steven> working on a CrissCross bug
<Steven> and I had no ability to scroll up for some reason, so I was going to use 'less' to read it. I usually pipe the results into a file first, so I did
<Steven> make check > poop
<Steven> using poop as a temp name
<Steven> the funniest part was using the command
<Steven> 'cat poop'
<Miah> D:
* Miah scoops it up
<Miah> I had JUST cleaned this fucking harddrive |
#102531 (84/148) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<cpux> I just had an epiphany.
<crux> My job as a computer engineer isn't to understand all the inner-workings of technology. Rather, it's to befriend many people who understand all the inner-workings of technology. |
#102125 (87/161) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ylle> I need a good Ps2 game
<Deathwind> ummmmmmmmm
<lifning> disgaea
<Ylle> that's been released recently
<Ylle> that's not a grindfest
<Ylle> and has good 2p fun
<Ylle> ooooh and no fighting games¨
<lifning> this is the part where you get a different console |
#102068 (85/165) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Geist: I installed a personal wiki yesterday.
Geist: And man...
Geist: Vandalism just isn't the same. |
#101859 (55/143) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[@TheWickerMan] Sometimes when I'm sad I echo happy phrases to myself like /echo you're a winner !!!
[@ias] that's sad
you're a winner !!! |
#101852 (41/115) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@DigDug> i had all kinds of disaster dreams
<@DigDug> including one where some troll came in and changed the topicComment: #geekissues -> EFNet
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#295544 (88/166) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Raisin> One of my friends was supposed to be getting back in shape starting today- no drinking, no smoking, and lots of exercise
<Raisin> He came over at 5 pm, already drunk, to tell me our gym date was off, then bummed a cigComment: #offtopic
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#295261 (124/180) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<numaris> you pidantic bitch santa
<SantaBJ> pedantic. |
#294742 (75/159) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
{GiGi}: Ffs Pony, you're so back in the closet, you can see Narnia |
#283996 (159/215) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Krechet> don't set your alarm clock tonight
<Krechet> let god decide whether you go to school tommorow or not |
#180558 (156/230) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<RancorClaw> I like that hentai you recommended yesterday. I like how all the girls are sexually liberated, and can enjoy their sex lives
<RancorClaw> As opposed to the "typical" girl who's ashamed of her sexuality, and afraid to use it
<RancorClaw> And the contrast of the only boy being quite submissive towards all of the dominating women, is interesting as well
<keikii> why are you analyzing a hentai?
<RancorClaw> Because I'm stupid |
#152657 (99/167) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mfg2> rob's no fucking coder
<mfg2> i've seen his keyboard as there's not a speck of dirt on his [ ] keys |
#133746 (50/118) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mr_flea> you know you're too used to working in a shell when you try to tab-complete your password.Comment: #decorum on freenode
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#298061 (78/160) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* em-pregnated is now known as emily`
< postscript> woha
< postscript> aborted? |
#296044 (378/504) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Talon_IceHawk> Do you lack pattern recognition?
<AgentError> What?
<Talon_IceHawk> Do you lack pattern recognition?
<AgentError> What?
<Talon_IceHawk> Do you lack pattern recognition?
<AgentError> What?
<Talon_IceHawk> Do you-- wait, fuck. |
#295265 (157/213) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<gwinbee> keyboards should have etch-a-sketch knobs built-in to them
<workthrick> what'd that do?
<Ycros> workthrick: I don't think gwinbee thought that far ahead |
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