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work : I've been playing linegae2 for 5 years
3610 : I've been working for 5 years, I have a house and two cars |
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<Zepheric> wow... was playing Tf2 and a guy joined named Barack Obama, then he started telling people why they should vote for him
<Zepheric> so we vote kicked him |
#163702 (503/603) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dexi> is it bad that I kinda maybe sorta have a little crush on this cute adorable funny goth chick with upwards of 37 piercings?
<Tiel> ...
<Dexi> a new one every week
<Tiel> and what attracts you to her?
<Tiel> did you swallow a magnet? |
#154728 (257/333) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Fox> I did a job in a house completely totaled by katrina today
<Fox> everything was ruined, destroyed, broken, except one thing
<Fox> a goku figurine |
#143443 (69/139) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<purpleposeidon> I absolutly can't wait for next decade's computers... they'll be so fscking awesome they won't even know what fsck is
<purpleposeidon> with like 80 tb hard drives, which would at that point would be the same as RAM, and 128bit 16 core processors
<nightwing> All just to run the 2015-version of Windows and MS Office ;-) |
#112746 (132/230) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Stirk> The fuck is wrong with fox news
<Spitfire3292> everything
<Stirk> No, the WILDfires are not caused by al queda
<Stirk> Damn idiots |
#297972 (196/266) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Crimson_Dynamo> If I were stranded on a desert isle, I think I would make a girl out of coconuts, but she'd probably just want to be friends |
#297968 (82/152) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[carbine] Uh oh. Foxconn employee killed himself after losing an iPhone prototype
[errata4q] wtf?
[errata4q] is that the macworld article?
[wliao] it's on wired as well
[carbine] You know what this means?
[carbine] NEW IPHONE ON THE WAY!
[carbine] Woo! |
#297876 (133/253) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Sebas> The only reason the French started a civil war was so that they could win for once |
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<c0nsumer> A pizza with the radius z and thickness a has the volume pi*z*z*a |
#295402 (297/385) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<incesticide> fine, you can have ops
<incesticide> but first you must answer this skill testing question
<incesticide> you are in a race, and overtake the person in second place
<incesticide> what is 2+2?
<cj> SECOND, BITCH!
<cj> oh fuck |
#292278 (343/457) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Royall> Being famous means your name isn't underlined in red when you type it in Microsoft Word |
#290462 (59/141) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<anon9k3> i need to remmenber to buy a card tomorrow :/
<anon9k3> but I'm not sure what kind to get
<Allah> a condolence card
<anon9k3> ass
<anon9k3> birthday
<anon9k3> I mean, I'm not sure what kind of birthday card to get for the person
<Allah> male or female?
<anon9k3> female
<Allah> then defiantly a condolence card, females hate getting older |
#204687 (77/149) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<VirtualHost> I fucking hate when homeless people stand around where cars are lined up, like left turn lanes and drive throughs
<Nurple> homeless people hate it when you stand around in your home |
#198888 (91/163) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<crab> yeah but come on, they're woodchuck accountants
<Nick> They can give a very good estimate on how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
<Nick> Whether a woodchuck should chuck wood is up to human resources. |
#194985 (164/218) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MetallicFurby> don't worry mate, there's always other fish in the sea
<Stueh> Yeah, but you're not in the sea
<Stueh> You're in the middle of the fucking desert
<Stueh> Alone.
<MetallicFurby> Dude, wtf? |
#182936 (184/260) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Grath> Hey, everyone
<Grath> You just lose the gmae
<Grath> *lost
<Grath> *game
<Retro> you just failed the internet, though |
#153558 (108/152) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<evad> I just picked up "Learning Python" from our bookshelf.
<Skimble_Work> That would be cool. A snake that you wrap around you, and it imparts knowledge.
<ka> and then crushes you to death
<evad> sounds like Python to me |
#146901 (163/219) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Hogie> I was locked out of our server rooms the other night
<Hogie> because my finger got cut
<Hogie> and I couldn't pass biometrics |
#140513 (58/164) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+INOSHU> Hey, did you know they discovered the exact reason you can't suck your own cock?
<~TheDarkestDay> something about flexibility, no doubt
<+INOSHU> Nah, it's cause you don't have one. |
#135876 (48/128) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<boris81> im so fucking unlucky when it comes to sex
<boris81> sometimes I think that if I fell into a barrel full of the corrs i'd come up with the guitarist sucking my dick |
#117758 (97/173) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[09:45] Yobam: BORED
[09:45] spyderkinnny: Boredom is for caged animals.
[09:46] spyderkinnny: You are a member of the most intelligent species currently existing on planet earth. For fuck's sake, find a way to amuse yourself.
[09:48] Yobam: youtubing it up |
#251372 (0/148) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< Leslie_S> i dont want my vagina to look like it came off some asian
womanComment: ah, the joys of a transgender support chatroom
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#295254 (-7/101) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MadrMan> i should really move my subwoofer
<MadrMan> to somewhere less hearable
<MadrMan> because i cant turn my volume up properly without the subwoofer making me deaf
<&geecee3> bass is what they call onmipresent sound, it lacks direction, seems to come from everywhere, so put the sub wherever, it'll still sound good.
<EddieWork> shove it up your ass |
#294989 (-7/107) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Joune> when I was like 5 I used to play with boats
<Joune> I always sank em
<Joune> MUAHAHA
<Joune> they'd alwyas sink like titanic
<Joune> hehehe
<Joune> and the men would all die
<Heft> and the women would all sing celine dion? |
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