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Allen: if anything, I'll have to wait until after I file my income tax
Lindsay: you do realize that all due by thursday, right? lol.
Allen: yeah, I'm thinking of filing on Wednesday
Allen: probably Thursday morning, but Thursday evening isn't outside of the realm of possibility
Lindsay: you are the epitome of lazy
Allen: no, I am the epitome of procrast
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<CinMax> had angiogram, nothing is blocked. they just do not know....
<CinMax> they had to shave my nuts :(
<Von_Ruff> So you still don't know anything, but your balls are hairless now? I'd say a definite decline since we last talked.
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<Palantyre> If a lycanthrope becomes a merchant, will he be known as a warewolf?
<Ce`Nedra> *grins* yes
<Palantyre> Okay, just checking ;P
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<RangerRick> OK, really people. The hitler subtitle mashups are just not funny anymore. I don't care how funny you think it is, the 30th variant is just not amusing. You're too late, find a new meme!
<@bbraun> so, you're the hitler of hitler subtitle mashups?
<RangerRick> I think it's fair to say that the meme was pre-Godwin'd.
<chandler> yeah, but is there a hitler subtitle mashup making fun of hitler subtitle mashups making fun of hitler subtitle mashups yet?
<chandler> if not, then insufficient metairony
<gh1> recursive self-Godwinism?
<gh1> people could be hurt...
<dre^> we call that hitlerecursion, aka SIGHEIL
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< o11c> Is there any portable function to convert an integer to a string in a signal handler? `s[n]prinf` is *not* on the list of async-signal-safe functions ...
< izabera> there is but you're not gonna like it
< izabera> write is safe, fork is safe, execve is safeComment: od -t d4
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<+blackroseMD1> Guess that's what I get for leaving the house hahahahahaha
<+Moon_Dog3VO> a life?
******a few minutes pass*****
<+Moon_Dog3VO> i must have got it right, blackroseMD1 is speechless
<+blackroseMD1> Yep. It kind of scared me too
<+blackroseMD1> I'm never leaving the house again.
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<kingsly> my tampon feels weird
<Cassy> You're a girl?
<kingsly> wait are those things only for girls??Comment: #mugglenet on irc.mugglenet.com
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<jkalex05> my grandma jogs with me
<jkalex05> and she runs ubuntu
<jkalex05> she says windows are for carebears
<jkalex05> that made me lol
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<Leitari> king kong is long
<Leitari> my ass hurts
<Leitari> that didnt sound right
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< jsc> "if ya know what I mean"?
< adc> i have no idea what you mean
< jsc> your innuendos are too complicated for me to follow
< adc> likewise
< jsc> we've reached alternate innuendo realities
< jsc> divergent streams of double entendre
< jsc> the suggestive gap is much too far to be bridged and we are each left isolated
< jsc> if ya know what I mean
< adc> i do ;(
< jsc> :(
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<kmc> i had a dream just now where i was in a gymnasium and they had fire alarm pull stations but they also had a similarly shaped "call/cc alarm" which I think you were supposed to pull if you found a way to write call/cc (it was expected that people in this gymnasium would be doing a lot of programming in total dependently-typed languages)
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lomancer: anyone can have shitty ideas
lomancer: it's shitty execution that matters
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<+jp> .english if (1) if (0); else for (;;) while (0) do; while (1)
<+kandide> jp: Always never do nothing. Otherwise, repeatedly never repeatedly do the following: nothing. Do this repeatedly.Comment: #chee-fanclub @ chat.freenode.net
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<GargajCNS> so i was looking at my VR headset and realized
<GargajCNS> my parents always told me not to sit close to the TV, and now in 2017 i'm literally jamming TVs into my eyes
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<ben_vulpes> code is not fucking art
<ben_vulpes> code is a bespoke railway engine hauling your carcass across the desolate sea of capitalism
<ben_vulpes> imagine if every single container ship had an entirely custom engine humming along inside, and the three people who knew where it needed grease applied daily basically just live in it
<ben_vulpes> that's software
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<Dr_pressure> Church is like book club except the book never changes and only one person gets to speak
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<SirFinkus> hype as fuck
<SirFinkus> seeing earth in a few hours
<Heads_Up> hahah just look at the ground dude it's right there
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<@vistas> you can invent anything at all regardless of defiance of physics or whatever
<@vistas> what would you invent that could make you a million dollars overnight
<lakembra> A million dollar bill
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<PeopleProgrammer> "(23:41:42) devi: pidgin isn't the most robust irc client"
<PeopleProgrammer> the last thing I saw as I turned on an option in pidgin and crashed my machine
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<SlickG> I know like... extremely little about AD
<SlickG> I tried to set up my Raspberry Pi as an AD DC using Raspian Linux.
<SlickG> Trust me that did not end well
<SlickG> My desktop took 10 minutes to authenticate a login. Never again fuck that shit
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<@Talgie> I think at -50 votes, the comment gets removed... YES THAT MEANS YOU BASH
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<Crusher> when I invited the top dozen or so botnets in here in 1997 it was empty
<tev> Where *did* the bots go?
<Crusher> tev: we opped them all, put them on bitch and the resulting -o+k+b+o... resulted in a network flood that not only completly split eFnet, but also melted blackend's primary router taking down Internet access to half of Arizona for around a week, which caused them to delink from eFnet till 2005
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<Sohcahtoa> I donâ€™t always use UTF-8, but when I do, I parse it as ASCII.
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<ednos> technically, I'm not pedantic
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<powersurge> someone at work is having a breakdown
<powersurge> he's about 70% sure someone took his mousepad
<powersurge> but 30% unsure if he even had one to begin with
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