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#296053 (17/39) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Takuja> how to get field from some row of sql qury?
<Takuja> if query got 10 row, how to get fiels from row[3] exampl
<MaximusBrood> You must invert the polarity first.
<Takuja> mi eanglish is bad. whai is polarity?
<MaximusBrood> It must be inverted.
<Takuja> whith nexrow() ?
<MaximusBrood> No, I'm just fucking around with you.
<Takuja> fucking - this is a function ?
#310173 (25/31) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers
<ais523> and just completely ignoring the input
<cpressey> some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon
#309615 (22/34) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< froggey> ALARM!!! SENSIBLE DESIGN CHOICE SPOTTED IN PERL!! DANGER DANGER DANGER!
#309144 (30/54) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<myself> Heh. I'm reminded now, of fetching the entire sysinternals suite, and then wanting to run them ALL so I could click through the infernal EULA on each one and not be bothered with it again
<myself> for %a in (*.exe) do %a
<myself> ^^^^ comedy
<c0nsumer> myself: there's another way
<myself> nah that worked, it just brought the machine to its knees for about 20 seconds :)
<c0nsumer> myself: HKCU\Software\Sysinternals\Process Monitor|EulaAccepted REG_DWORD 0x1
<c0nsumer> lather, rinse, repeat
<c0nsumer> export ...\Sysinternals.\...,, strip out eveyrthing but those EULA lines
<myself> Oh man, so I could just save a .reg and import it again on each machine I bring the tools to
<c0nsumer> import the .reg file elsewhere
<c0nsumer> exactly
<myself> yesss
Comment: Useful advice, in my QDB? It's more likely than you think.
#304727 (28/50) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nickals> there was a phase in the 70's in florida when AC was getting really popular and energy costs were rising that they were building all the buildings here without any windows at all
<nickals> lol
<nickals> thank god i dont live in one of those houses
<nickals> they are always so dark n cave like
<nexu> dude
<nexu> i thought u hated windows
#302544 (17/25) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< shortcircuit> So there's an anime channel I hang out in, with a bot named toobparts. Toobparts is little more than a multi-stage chatbot that will try various means of saying something pseudorelevant to ambient discussion. (Markov is its last-ditch effort.)
< shortcircuit> Somehow, one of the newbies is convinced toobparts is not a bot, and knows where to download anime. Hilarity ensues.
< shortcircuit> I don't know if toober is passing the turing test, or if the newbie is failing it.
#301229 (27/53) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< MacForker> Arg, my family is weird.
< MacForker> They just argued with me you can't serve pork medium.
< tonyola> conventional wisdom is that pork should be thoroughly cooked
< MacForker> Sure, 20 years ago
< CuriosTiger> Conventional wisdom is that pork from 20 years ago should not be eaten :P
#299720 (11/43) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+anosou> You're like the best man around
<+anosou> If there was a god of some kind, he'd be proud to have made you
<+anosou> If internet was full of women (which it is not) they would sleep with you
<+anosou> If zircon says something is S-tier, you say it isn't
<+anosou> If you were black, the southeners would still like you
<+anosou> If you moved to Japan, you'd become tentacle pope of the world
Comment: #ocremix
#190368 (13/59) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nikki> what's sodomy..?
<hunter> HA! Gather 'round children,
<hunter> well -- the word is dervied from the cities Sodom and Gomorrah
<nikki> k.. wat?
<sparky546> basically, the cities god ass raped.
<hunter> yeah! exactly! wikipedia explains it all.
#310634 (1/13) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zyradyl> So I've started working on an AI just as a side project. I want to re-hone my Common Lisp knowledge. It has been years.
<cjk> what kind of ai
<Zyradyl> conversational, might do more as time permits
<asaph> You do realize, back when you were a dude, and pry, you had a strong stance against conversational AI?
<Zyradyl> Don't worry, I put a noose around my neck whenever I start hacking at it, just in the event that something goes horribly wrong or I realize I'm a fucking moron.
<Lutmus> Zyra: Sounds like you're already an experienced neural network programmer.
#306165 (38/80) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rush> where I come from we measure the hotness of a chick by using a scale which is determined by the number of days she could go without a shower and you'd still stick your tongue in her ass, and she's an 8
#300984 (11/59) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sancdar> i knew a guy named ace fabionaire or something like that, he had two brothers and a sister - king, jack, and queen
<Sancdar> good thing his parents stopped or they'd have a hard time
<Fax> well, they didn't
<Fax> but they aborted it into a royal flush.
#311340 (12/26) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sami> I sent out a memo about proper meme usage
<sami> if they had any questions to contact me, but if I catch them misusing memes then they have to do CSS
<amy> fate worse than cyber jail
#311160 (29/37) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<oclet> i used to drink at work
<oclet> it was pretty sweet
<vorstyles> Then you tucked in your shirt, and became the man.
<oclet> bro
<oclet> i do not tuck in my shirt for anyone
<oclet> my wife told me to tuck in my shirt on our wedding day and i slapped the shit out of her
<oclet> i said "I'M A GROWN MAN I DONT TUCK IN MY SHIRT FOR NO BROAD"
<hep> im telling her you said that
<oclet> plz dont
#311156 (14/28) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AppleDash> I have accidentally racially segregated my old computers
#308208 (31/51) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sebas> I typed "aO" and sat wondering why it didn't turn into an @ for at least five seconds
<Sebas> I should probably sleep
#305796 (27/49) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bunsen> Imagine a twinkie represents the normal amount of Murphy's Law activity at a nuclear power plant.
<Bunsen> Based on the current situation at Fukushima No. 1, their Twinkie is about thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
#305792 (31/49) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bubulein> DONT DRINK AND ROOT
#302982 (15/33) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
-!- dastoob [~dastoob@...] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
< shortcircuit> dastoob is about to get a lot smarter; I just retrieved the missing parts of his memory a few minutes ago. He's coming back up.
< shortcircuit> Oh, wow. His resident memory is up to 943M and still climbing.
-!- dastoob [~dastoob@...] has joined #grlug
< brousch> dastoob die
< shortcircuit> Stabilized at 1000M virt, 972M resident.
< dastoob> haz like.. 13 f utah..
< shortcircuit> I'm sorry, did I say 'smarter'? O.o
< brousch> he is smarter! now he uses leetspeak!
* shortcircuit wonders if he can purge parts of the data set.
< shortcircuit> Yeah, looks like I can.
-!- dastoob [~dastoob@...] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
-!- dastoob [~dastoob@...] has joined #grlug
< shortcircuit> dastoob: Feeling smarter?
< dastoob> am reading the Wealth of Nations.. It's quiet?..
< shortcircuit> I think that's a Yes.
#310750 (1/11) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tuplanolla> This might be a silly question, but could there be a substitute for seq?
<jmcarthur> Tuplanolla: substitute seq how?
<Tuplanolla> Perhaps another mechanism to control strictness locally.
<jmcarthur> what do you mean?
<monochrom> $! is a substitute for seq
<jmcarthur> do you have something specific in mind?
<monochrom> "data X = !Int" is a substitue for seq
<Tuplanolla> No. I was thinking about other languages.
<monochrom> err, "data X = Ctor !Int"
<monochrom> Haskell is a substitute for other languages
Comment: #haskell
#307117 (38/58) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Q-Stone> woot now I have 2.5 GB of space on Dropbox!
* BadMojo starts downloading Q-Stone's stuff from Dropbox. Man, nothing but horse porn.
<Q-Stone> Encrypted horse porn!
<BadMojo> If it was encrypted, how would I know what it is?
<Q-Stone> By the file name: horseporn12.enc
<Switchbreak> badmojo knows an encrypted horse when he sees one
<Switchbreak> just has to glance at the data
<Q-Stone> He can tell from the bits
<BadMojo> It's like the matrix.
<Q-Stone> He doesn't even see the code anymore, just Arabian, Clydesdale, Quarter
Comment: #gwj on quakenet
#306023 (39/63) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Obtuse> so the captain says live tesla coils at noon?
<@masterofmonks> That sounds like an odd choice of dueling weapons.
Comment: #thegeekgroup on irc.freenode.net
#310861 (21/25) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jacquilyn> Eh. Being kicked out of the lab.
<Agent_Orange> wear pants next time. They like that
<Leth> agt: but the sign only reads "No Shirts, No Shoes, No Service." Pants aren't ever mentioned
<Agent_Orange> leth: I've tried that argument many times and it *usually* ends in bitter disappointment
#306389 (13/39) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Furah> my ex sent a text that was meant to make me think of her, but instead I thought of alcohol
#303121 (29/43) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D--> Haiku OS is so fast, it makes me feel like I'm using a computer in 1990 instead of 2010.
<hcs> that's what you get when the developers have the discipline to write each subroutine in exactly 17 instructions
Comment: #zophar @ espernet
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