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#306046 (57/77) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
skyhawk2891_: captchas will be the death of me
skyhawk2891_: one day a man will hold a gun to my head, show me a captcha, and say "WHAT DOES THIS SAY OR I WILL BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT"
skyhawk2891_: and that's how I will die
#295832 (32/50) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Arkatera>"Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML"
<EsuriatCorinths>Haha, owned.
<EsuriatCorinths>Never trust a toddler.
<EsuriatCorinths>all toddlers are chaotic neutral
<EsuriatCorinths>Well
<eIat10s>Wonderful description.
<EsuriatCorinths>Very occasionally you will find a chaotic evil toddler
<EsuriatCorinths>All are chaotic, though.
#311229 (12/52) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jigsy> A Nightmare on Elm Street was an inside job. WAKE. UP. PEOPLE!
#310652 (27/43) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<e7> I'm a micromillionaire; the Illinois lottery paid me $1
#309557 (38/52) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TauNeutrino> hey guys
<TauNeutrino> I have one freaking question
<TauNeutrino> When might I call myself an intermediate linux user? Let's discuss !
<Sodel_the_V> TauNeutrino: An intermediate Linux user is someone who has stopped wondering how sound on Linux can POSSIBLY be this bad.
#308431 (16/64) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+beefCake> hmm has someone got stuck down a drain :d
<+beefCake> there's been a confined space safety and rescue unit van outside for a bit
<+beefCake> some sort of tripod on the pavement further up
< Cheez> go out and say "what's that? timmy's fallen down the well?!"
< Cheez> then run back inside barking
< Phatteh> run over and say "i came as soon as lassie told me what happened!"
Comment: #multiplay@qnet
#304564 (57/101) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nwg> any experience with drag events in JS?
<Mortchek> well last night I *was* wearing a skirt while coding
#302797 (14/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sabriel> I think I'll shower and game a bit
<Sabriel> before working on hw
<KamikaziNinja> thanks for showing up out of no where to tell us
<KamikaziNinja> :P
<Sabriel> haha
<KamikaziNinja> HEY GUYS I THINK IM GOING TO IDLE TODAY. PROBABLY NOT GONNA TALK MUCH. JUST LETTIN YOU KNOW
<Sabriel> haha
<mike> I AM A WOMAN IN A ROOM FULL OF MEN AND I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT BEING NAKED WHILST WATER RUSHES OVER MY BODY
<Ignite> mike: half of the channel is gay
<mike> AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES
<Ignite> :D
<mike> Ignite, well, I guess you can speculate on what conditioner she uses.
<mike> :P
Comment: #80h on irc.80h.org
#311372 (45/65) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
phobos: Windows gave a BSOD while installing the nvidia-drivers, so I blew it away and installed Linux.
Silver_Fox: Sure. I rebuild the house too when the fridge fails.
phobos: If the house were designed and built by Microsoft, you'd have to.
#310769 (22/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Taisa> Hey Dan would it be creepy and/or manipulative to try and hit up my ex around the time her menstrual cycle normally clocks at "hornier than usual" or is that just me doing what nature expects me to do
<Rapestove> that sounds like both
<Dan_Maku> Well given you know about it and have tipped your hand towards using it, the former
<Doktor_Q> Those two aren't mutually exclusive at all
<Dan_Maku> Also that
<Dan_Maku> If you're horny just be honest with her about it
<Dan_Maku> ...And maybe don't mention that you keep tabs on her fucking menstural cycle
<Doktor_Q> Nature half expects you to kill your competition's children, this is considered a bad thing today
<Ursarkar_E_Creed> Social Minmaxing and sociopathy go hand in hand
<Taisa> I do like minmaxing...
#310609 (5/45) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Jigsy frantically runs into the channel with an urgent message.
<Jigsy> The anorgasmic are comin- wait, wait, sorry, false alarm. They're not.
#310437 (22/46) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheBadSpoon> I had a dream last night that someone took control of my computer through a security exploit in mIRC because I never update it
#304836 (25/61) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlueVortex> Why doesn't bread respawn when you eat it?
<Advocate> Mine does. You're probably doing it wrong.
#300933 (30/82) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< John_D_Home> Sean M is sick, I'm on the phone with (a client), and everyone else doesn't come in for a while
< John_D_Home> Kristoff is in fact our only hope
< Xtoff> I LIEK BURRRRRRITOOOOOSSSS!!!!1
< cputans> he seems like the perfect person to put your hope in
< cputans> yeap
#299883 (27/49) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ftmysally: I can not send email at all
ctnpinciotti: Go into your account settings and set your imap one to default.
ftmysally: my imap account is my default
ctnpinciotti: What happens when you try to send?
ftmysally: nothing unless I press send and receive
ctnpinciotti: So what happens when you do that...
ftmysally: it sends
ctnpinciotti: so...
ftmysally: never mind
#309382 (97/135) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zor> what kind of resource would it make sense to find underwater
<gmcabrita> water
#302887 (-5/59) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DrSunglass> Hmmm, what does the >%< emoticon stand for?
<kamakazi> ...seimese pacman?
#301243 (28/98) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[nickeax] If you could be any monarch, which would you choose?
[Hex] batman
[robzy] batman
#238479 (36/74) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Proe2> there's this girl at work who is pretty hot
<Mirchar> oh really?
<Proe2> yeah, but ive found it really hard to initiate anything
<Mirchar> you need to get in there before someone else does
<Proe2> well the other day i thought i better man up and do something, i wasn't just gonna let this one slip by, she seems like a really nice girl, so i plucked up the courage and made my move
<Mirchar> and?
<Proe2> She hasn't poked back yet
#306611 (-5/83) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guen> My comp is dying
<cshake> it clearly needs mouth to mouth
<Guen> It's beyond that
<cshake> ass to mouth?
#305335 (16/70) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-!- sycobuny[telnet] [~sycobuny@cloak.hsd1.md.comcast.net] has joined #malkier
< sycobuny[telnet]> hi
< sycobuny[telnet]> it turns out there are no irc clients installed on larry's machine
< sycobuny[telnet]> typing the raw IRC still works though!
#304880 (22/72) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wethrin> We use tcsh by default at the university
<wethrin> I'm not sure why, other than to discourage the use of the Unix systems
#300090 (33/73) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cpltn> how should i calculate if i got a picture that is 26530 x 8923 and i want to scale it down proportionally?
<OnErr0r> um.. math?
#311113 (-3/67) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<case> it was a sad day when i realized i should solve a problem with a factory
<case> i have become what i hate
<kid_icarus> rip
<kid_icarus> AbstractDelegateFactoryBeanBeanRipRipRip
<mischa> lol
<ispillmydrink> AbstractDelegateFactoryBeanBeanRipRipFactoryPoolFactory
<master_p> You gotta have dependency injection in there
<master_p> BeanPoolFactory.newBeanPool(FactoryRegistry.inject(new BeanPoolFactoryReigistryContext()))
<master_p> Unreadable isn't good enough
<master_p> Gotta be untestable as well
#310643 (-9/63) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dylan> i just got an amazing idea
<dylan> make a tea that is healthy for you
<dylan> call it Vitamin T
<dylan> get it?
<feti> This is going to be a slow day.
Comment: EFnet/#php
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