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#311509 (-131/247) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dr_pressure> Church is like book club except the book never changes and only one person gets to speak
#311508 (-28/116) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SirFinkus> woohooo
<SirFinkus> hype as fuck
<SirFinkus> seeing earth in a few hours
<Heads_Up> hahah just look at the ground dude it's right there
#311498 (-20/142) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@vistas> okay
<@vistas> you can invent anything at all regardless of defiance of physics or whatever
<@vistas> what would you invent that could make you a million dollars overnight
<lakembra> A million dollar bill
<@vistas> damn
#311462 (-40/112) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<PeopleProgrammer> "(23:41:42) devi: pidgin isn't the most robust irc client"
<PeopleProgrammer> the last thing I saw as I turned on an option in pidgin and crashed my machine
#311457 (-7/69) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SlickG> I know like... extremely little about AD
<SlickG> I tried to set up my Raspberry Pi as an AD DC using Raspian Linux.
<SlickG> Trust me that did not end well
<LtBrenton> ...
<SlickG> My desktop took 10 minutes to authenticate a login. Never again fuck that shit
#311453 (-82/92) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Talgie> I think at -50 votes, the comment gets removed... YES THAT MEANS YOU BASH
#311447 (-25/79) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Crusher> when I invited the top dozen or so botnets in here in 1997 it was empty
<tev> Where *did* the bots go?
<Crusher> tev: we opped them all, put them on bitch and the resulting -o+k+b+o... resulted in a network flood that not only completly split eFnet, but also melted blackend's primary router taking down Internet access to half of Arizona for around a week, which caused them to delink from eFnet till 2005
#311443 (-3/101) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Sohcahtoa> I don’t always use UTF-8, but when I do, I parse it as ASCII.
#311446 (-6/96) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ednos> technically, I'm not pedantic
#310745 (-20/88) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<powersurge> someone at work is having a breakdown
<powersurge> he's about 70% sure someone took his mousepad
<powersurge> but 30% unsure if he even had one to begin with
#304802 (-23/113) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ryan[WIN]> highway to the dannger zone
<ryan[WIN]> du na du na
<ryan[WIN]> du na du na
<sole> falling down on netflix streaming <3
<shea|eee> i hope a 23rd century historian-psychologist studies these logs and concludes that we're all suffering from a disorder discovered in the 22nd century called idiot's disease
<wafn> FUCK STICKS.
<shea|eee> ^ EXHIBIT 28
#201076 (-25/139) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Foxhill> i like everyone else to get married so i can sit here grinning that i'm not
<Foxhill> 'oh you had to cook dinner for your mother-in-law? i spent the night wanking in front of the internet, you lose'
#200688 (-58/108) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DoctorPhileasFragg> So how about people making penises in Spore?
<mrbobjoe> It won't work, you're a freak
<GenericLoser> Then Spore can't truly claim to have user-generated content.
<Helmholz> Everyone's buying the game so they can make penises.
#200629 (-31/127) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<EternalSailorSaturn> and so i tell my gynecologist, well, you're putting so many things in my vagina, maybe i should charge you
#199365 (-36/96) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<knoeki> :pd: <--- tounge kiss ;_)
<knoeki> or 'french kiss' as the americans may say
<knoeki> in dutch a 'french kiss' is a blowjob
Comment: #zomgwtfbbq irc.p2p-network.net
#197814 (-33/103) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jamm0n> when i first cummed i thought i broke my penis
<Jamm0n> i tried to shove the goo back inside
#195546 (-41/95) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Leslie_S> I dunno if anyone that would care is here, but im sure anyone could laugh about the situation im in now
<Leslie_S> I've been stuck at this damn terminal for 2 days because i was involved in a crash at 3mph
<Leslie_S> it did THAT MUCH damage to our equipment...
#188760 (-48/106) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
kennygprs: the feet on one side of my tower are missing so its a gangster leanin' tower
#188054 (-21/129) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<amorph> whats your girlfriends ass got in common with a 9V battery?
<amorph> you know its wrong, but sooner or later youre gonna put your tongue on it :D
#185748 (-11/61) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dude-O> Jesus should have a facebook and a Myspace. And his myspace isn't cluttered with shitty animated gifs, flash, and other crap that makes other people's computers melt.
#185553 (-18/66) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<scalar> I just found the platic bag that my ex-girlfriend used to keep my first gray hair
#311421 (62/74) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<CaptainJistuce> I am still waging a linguistic battle against that use of the term fixed. Surely an animal works as intended before the procedure, which renders a major subsystem inoperational. They are broken afterwards.
#310739 (21/47) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Burrito has quit (Quit: Leaving)
* Nach0z has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
<Glorfindel> noooooooooooooooooooooo. my foooood!!!
#304873 (37/79) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jake|E5400> There's spaghetti in the southbridge
<Jake|E5400> and steak on my CD
<Jake|E5400> I kid you not
<Jake|E5400> I just dropped a steak on my XP install disk
<~tidux> lol
* Jake|E5400 wipes it off
<ll_TankPad> Windows XP Medium Rare Edition
Comment: #wtfpwnt on irc.rubbermallet.org
#239514 (14/44) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<iMaal> wtf
<iMaal> i listened half the metallica album with no sound on :D
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