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#21 (3/4375) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tempy^^> I'll settle for old and fat
<Tempy^^> begger can't be choosers
<Tempy^^> prolly find used condoms inside of her
#20 (577/1056) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dr_DOS> My fish get scared of pizza boxes.
<Dr_DOS> They think they're giant borg ships or smth
<repp0r> Don't put an anchovie pizza near your fish.
#19 (42/837) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Unsavory> eggdrop1.4.0 is weird
<@Unsavory> its got just a different feel to it
<@Unsavory> like an anus and a vagina
#18 (2270/3972) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TOZTWO> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights......
<TOZTWO> Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes on already, and she can't find her undies.......
<TOZTWO> But she finds my undies next to the bed.
<TOZTWO> Guess whose undies I'm wearing?
#17 (7/970) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<emufreak> And now, an interview with Marat Fayzullin.
<emufreak> How did you get into emulation?
<RST38h> Well, it started when som*** PLZ PAY $35 TO CONTINUE
#16 (1945/4477) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wecell> new apples look fairly interesting, but i'd hate to buy into something that is going to CRASH all the time.
<DigDug> wecell : What are you using right now?
<wecell> i've always used windows machines.
#15 (726/1240) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<emufreak> I HATE CHANNEL TOPICS
<emufreak> WHY MUST THEY EXIST
<emufreak> AND WHY DO I STILL CLICK THEM WHEN THEY END IN .JPG
#14 (432/1111) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me?
<Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass
<Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS
#13 (220/1132) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<EtherMan> stoner chicks suck
<EtherMan> they're a waste of a perfectly good set of breasts.
#12 (830/1433) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Moot> ok, here's what we do
<Moot> we break into AOL HQ
<Moot> and instead of the AOL setup utility, we put metallica mp3s on all of the startup cds
#11 (-119/5652) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dazz:#cdr> its it possible to read half a disk at a time, eg, i have a small hd, can i read 300 mb, burn it, and the do the another 300 mb, and som on, eg on a psx game
#10 (-4/4492) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mishmashi> yesterday i got bisexual services
#9 (522/1274) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cooksii> incest is at least something the whole family can do.
#8 (375/1099) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DigDug> i think i'm gonna walk to the movie theater and see dinosaur...
<kimy-> and be surrounded by like 10 year old girls?
<Amanda_> He said Dinosaur, not N'Sync.
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