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#103 (299/603) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<matt`> it makes you get a horrible disease
<matt`> called "babies"
#102 (149/417) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Moot> wanna hizack AOL?
<Chrix> i already did, i made it a horrible isp
#101 (-1/484) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fred> isnt bitchx mirc?
#100 (-1/445) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kayem> Don't tell anyone, but... I'M the one who gave Stella her groove back
#98 (2219/3858) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers
#97 (-1/483) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<reptile-> I can DoS people's cars from my GBA.
#96 (258/526) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<VIVI> Xbox already has the following games:
<VIVI> Microsoft Word
<VIVI> Microsoft Excel
<VIVI> Solitaire
#95 (-2/674) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<skunko> i'm for legilization (sp) of marijuana
#94 (344/565) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<iMike-> call tech support and be like yeah my friend stole windows 2000 from officemax and he burned it for me
<iMike-> and it's not working properly
#93 (263/538) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mootar> what was god thinking when he made my ass sweat?
#92 (309/548) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xavier> if it has 'teen' in the channel name, the collective iq of the group can automatically be assumed to be a negative value
#91 (95/433) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MntLKeY> heh, i made up 'heh'
<Amanda`> That's a pretty outrageous claim.
<MntLKeY> i've being sayin it since 96
#90 (65/399) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<matt`> It is illegal to use UNIX in conjunction with a member of the opposite sex. This could prevent copulation-2.1.3-20.i386.tar.gz from compiling correctly.
#89 (228/498) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tmhaidnk> whoa i can submit my prayers via html based forms !
#88 (240/466) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Infe> but if i ever hit a deer with my car i'll be damned if i don't try to finish it off, i'll need the food after all my money is fixing the car#@$#@
#87 (-1/689) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Deano> hey i need a cd protection deleter proggy any1 help me
#86 (0/5879) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<EM> heh i wonder if there will be any black people in my classes
<EM> like i couldnt imagine black ppl being in cisco routing!! because black people just jack cars!!!
#85 (9/686) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<matt> you could fit a carrot up that nose
#84 (185/487) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<matt> too bad her head looks like an ass
<scv> thats makes blowjobs better, matt
#83 (-1/597) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<matt> if you rip that girls head off and put on a good better looking head she' wouldnt be half bad
#82 (6/448) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Check out who used to own my new IP's
<Guilty> ArabIRC Network
#81 (489/680) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shaft`> I bought it through a special deal at work
<Guilty> The deal where you put what you can under your jacket?
#80 (359/677) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ebim> toz.. do her doggie style and have a laptop on her back so you can talk to us
#79 (93/461) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SYch0> [^_^
<blazemore> cellphones will give you cancer
#78 (117/481) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> I think they should make 'Powerpuff Girls: 2012', a live action movie, where the powerpuff girls are played by mad hot chicks
<AlmtyBob> teenage chicks
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