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<noppa> weed: (dont inhale and you will become the next president!!!!!)
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<Ash> Win2k! ^_^
*** Ash Quit (Read error: 73 (Connection reset by peer))
#63 (308/627) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Moot> masturbatin time
<Moot> I'm livin dangerously
<Moot> I'm not gonan check to see if my mom is asleep yet
#61 (90/447) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Really, celerons make me laugh
<Guilty> The white trash chip
#60 (-455/5757) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** EtherMan sets mode: +oo DigDug prysuxirl
#59 (-1/678) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ikkenai> I used to think knight rider was the car
#58 (274/598) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<disconect> Tekken and sex both give my hand a cramp if I do it for too long, though...
#57 (-2/798) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<hypr> if i was getting it in the ass by a brute id fucking kill him stab him in the throat with a pencil or something
#56 (2/648) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Wind-X> and penis butter and jelly make a good sandwich
#55 (2014/3475) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sonique> you know you've just experienced an odd moment at 3:30am when you're completely naked making an away msg for aim and your dad (clothed only in breifs) strolls by, waves, and says, "i thought i smelled something. oh well, night!", and walks off
#54 (-1/639) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ACDCC> Hey, does anyone know when Dance Dance Revolution comes out on GBC?
#52 (454/828) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''
<Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.
#51 (73/433) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<UncleJed> the government should split up efnet
<UncleJed> not that efnet doesn't split enough as it is
#50 (-2/784) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<tay> oops I did it again... I klined your bot... and then smoked some pot.. oh baby baby..
#49 (327/699) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TheFlux> give me a chick with lips the size of that guy from aerosmith or something
<scarf> why dont you just get the guy from aerosmith
#48 (-2/754) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long
#47 (235/557) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* EtherMan slashes MadHatter with the jagged edge of a PS2 polygon
#46 (-2/884) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> I can stick my lele in cd holes
#45 (-2/772) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<C-Rock> man id give a blowjob to be on Pen's quotes page.
<C-Rock> i might even swallow.
#44 (10/502) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<iMike> i remember in 8th grade health class we had some guy from a std clinic come in
<iMike> and he was talking about porn mags
<iMike> and some kid was like 'what about playboy?'
<iMike> and the guy was like 'well some consider that to be more of a softcore magazine'
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<Dr_DOS> Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name.
#42 (-724/5926) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<da_spork> ill give you the honor of having my first quote
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<_Riddler_> i was in the grocery store today
<_Riddler_> and I got this boner
<_Riddler_> I dunno
<_Riddler_> Maybe it was the melons
<IceWizard> Riddler: YOU SAW THE CARROTS
#40 (-4/863) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<WiLD_> my lele is at attention
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