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#72 (644/887) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
<hypr> wtf are donut seeds
#71 (115/409) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<strobe> damn, NeXT users are a weird bunch
<strobe> Did the NeXT cube come with free crack or something?
#70 (230/510) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* XS slaps the crap out of someone with a larger than ordinary, non-standard, frames compatible, Microsoft trout.
#69 (154/425) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<spleenex> EQ is like a 3D AOL chatroom with monsters :/
#68 (156/455) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HomerJ> Microsoft could shit in a box, adn most people would buy it
#67 (11/641) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<circle`> he's like, you, you and you, suck this
#66 (5/565) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<noppa> weed: (dont inhale and you will become the next president!!!!!)
#65 (7/585) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LEONARDO> EMINEM < PUBERTY
#64 (155/498) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ash> Win2k! ^_^
*** Ash Quit (Read error: 73 (Connection reset by peer))
#63 (307/628) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Moot> masturbatin time
<Moot> I'm livin dangerously
<Moot> I'm not gonan check to see if my mom is asleep yet
#61 (90/447) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Really, celerons make me laugh
<Guilty> The white trash chip
#60 (-457/5759) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** EtherMan sets mode: +oo DigDug prysuxirl
#59 (-1/678) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ikkenai> I used to think knight rider was the car
#58 (274/598) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<disconect> Tekken and sex both give my hand a cramp if I do it for too long, though...
#57 (-3/799) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hypr> if i was getting it in the ass by a brute id fucking kill him stab him in the throat with a pencil or something
#56 (2/648) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wind-X> and penis butter and jelly make a good sandwich
#55 (2017/3478) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sonique> you know you've just experienced an odd moment at 3:30am when you're completely naked making an away msg for aim and your dad (clothed only in breifs) strolls by, waves, and says, "i thought i smelled something. oh well, night!", and walks off
#54 (-1/639) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ACDCC> Hey, does anyone know when Dance Dance Revolution comes out on GBC?
#52 (456/830) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''
<Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.
#51 (73/433) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<UncleJed> the government should split up efnet
<UncleJed> not that efnet doesn't split enough as it is
#50 (-3/785) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tay> oops I did it again... I klined your bot... and then smoked some pot.. oh baby baby..
#49 (327/699) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheFlux> give me a chick with lips the size of that guy from aerosmith or something
<scarf> why dont you just get the guy from aerosmith
#48 (-2/754) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long
#47 (237/559) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* EtherMan slashes MadHatter with the jagged edge of a PS2 polygon
#46 (-2/884) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> I can stick my lele in cd holes
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