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#143 (257/588) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`BuM> why is it that, no matter how much you pee into the toilet it never fills up?
#142 (-2/530) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Keris> hes gotta damn kid and a wife. he must get some
<DigDug> from the kid
<Keris> even better
#141 (153/495) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ILLogik> i was having cybersex with this chick but she wouldn't go all the way so i had to rape her
#140 (9/385) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DigDug> Acero: don't look a gift horse in the mouth is what i say
<Acero> DigDug: yeah, i guess i should just stick my dick in and find out if i get herpes for myself!
#139 (2/480) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SWM> in my day the size of the average male penis was 4"
#138 (14/480) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> ITS SLOW AS A 30 FOOT SHIT COMING OUT OF AN ANT''S ASSHOLE
#137 (-2/558) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> dont you do japanese stuff to me, homo.
#136 (83/455) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LkTruth1> I am the most intelligence person in this channel.
#135 (335/581) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<apoptygma> we have a jedi council at our fucking school
<apoptygma> how gay is that?!?
<apoptygma> i actually had a kid try that wavy hand thing on me
#134 (-3/471) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kakuei> Oh, and careful who you're calling slow, @home boy.
#133 (339/628) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bobby20> I had this really weird dream once that I dropped my penis in the shower and I couldn't get it to go back on
#132 (288/600) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Leaf-> Gran Turismo is hard
<Mootar> quit callin me gran turismo
#131 (0/628) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hypr> as im on no your so inslurted me
#130 (136/446) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DigDug> qu:230; <blazemore> cause i don't care about video games anymore <blazemore> video games are a waste of money
<reptile-> What the hell?
<reptile-> someone replaced our blazemore with some Christian bigot.
#129 (688/1126) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cndz> what would jesus do>
<Josh> probably get crucified and die
#128 (0/570) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jingoro`> my cat was licking his balls once and he got a woody
#127 (74/378) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> I've been using mirc exclusively for like 6-7 years or whatever
<MadHatter> I could get mIRC certified by now
#126 (2/540) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nyckB!Test@202-7-54.ipt.aol.com> I'm stupid? You probably don't even know how to program a DEC or in UNIX. Now that's stupid. I am running UNIX!
#125 (0/555) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gloone> reptile is into older women.. and he gets his pics in #100%preteensexpix
#124 (17/513) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FuNGiSiDE> is xxdethxx givin out instructions to make that portable pocket pussy again
#122 (-3/553) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bocz> cept i dont see how they can test your smartness with HISTORY
#121 (133/396) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dr_DOS> Cducharme: no wonder you get all the women, you choose all the ugly ones =)
#120 (201/508) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DigDug> warez > sex
<kisama> it is true.
<kisama> i'd rather watch a progress bar than have sex.
#119 (0/461) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dr_DOS> SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO IRC CAN CAUSE BIRTH COMPLICATIONS, BRAIN TUMORS, AND MAY CAUSE DEATH
#118 (4/489) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<voln> I am going to build the first car that has built-in IRC
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