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*** Joins: SLiPMaTT` (slippy@I.get.my.STDs.from.the.girls.at.geishagarden.com)
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<Hatter> Sometimes hypr, I can hear the gears in your head grind to a halt
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<papasui> i bought a box of crab ragoons
<papasui> and i looked to see how many calories are in each one
<papasui> and its freaking 400 and 250 fat calories
<Marcus-> "WARNING: May cause manboobs!"
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n e r d b 5: i smell a burning smell
n e r d b 5: maybe its my pc
n e r d b 5: oh wait, ewww, its the cat pooping
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<hypr> i rember in kindergarden the teach took me upsidedown by my ankles and swung me around cause i wasent eating my pees..
<hypr> fucking bitch
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<SWM> i hate your fucking pancakes
<SWM> i never eat them
<SWM> "FUCK YOU EAT MY FUCKING PANCAKES"
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<EFX>I hate it when the cats stare at me when I go into the livingroom to jackoff to pornos :(
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<Guilty> Pen, you're going to hae to give something up
<Guilty> You cant go to a gym and run geekissues.org
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<reptile-> My hands are soft and girly-like.
<reptile-> Masturbating is so much better for me!
<Taurclave> You dream of handjobs
<DigDug> reptile- pretends that the hands belong to a girl
<Taurclave> He probably has painted nails on his favorite hand
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<subHero> Help! i just got my penis stuck in my cdrom!!1
<johndoe92> grab a kleenex and hit 'eject'
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<repp0r> Dude, pot first, then porn.
<repp0r> Trust me. It's so much better. :D
<lele> dude i'm doing before AND after
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<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long
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n e r d b 5: wait a minute. 'my' b-days on 31 may... lol i was thinking aboiut my uncle hehe
e l i t e m r p: umm how could you confuse your own bday with your uncle?
n e r d b 5: their so close together hehe
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n e r d b 5: you use redhat?
n e r d b 5: thats a program you can get warez from, right?
n e r d b 5: like napster
n e r d b 5: d/l apps from other people
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e l i t e m r p: first type this
n e r d b 5: i dont have a cd in the cdrom
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n e r d b 5: ever farted and the smell stuck to you for like a whole day?
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<!Lun_e> ill just sit here and eat my Kice Rispy Paralellogram.
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<McMoo> An infinite number of monkeys, on an infinite number of typewriters, will eventually produce the collected works of Shakespeare. John Romero's Daikatana was a ten-minute, five-monkey job.
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<SWM> if the average penis is 6"
<SWM> and the average pussy is 8" deep that means there''s about 2 miles of unused pussy in like New York
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<Amanda`> I just went out to the parking lot in my bathrobe to exchange warez CDs.
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[thinkmad] does anyone know a good car audio site
[thinkmad] you fucking bastard moo
[kisama] mcmoo: i have member logins to that site
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<FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden
<sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia
<DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia
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<noss> wank in a thunder storm, it will make you feel like Thor
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<ArIck> i sure am getting a porno addiction
<ArIck> i mean, i feel empty in the morning if i haven't found good porno
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<kisama> i'll have dsl too, by this week, brett
<kisama> cockface is hooking me up
<Guilty|> Thats really nice of your mom to do
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