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#114 (224/559) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dreamlyre> wife, hooker...its about the same...you gotta pay for it
#112 (227/598) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> 'THE HELL..? IS 5 AM...GO THE HELL TO BED... IN TROUBLE YOU ARE...SPEECH MY SLURRED IS'
#111 (338/594) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jestuh> i was trying to go the speed limit so i didn't get a ticket but a cop got me in a school zone
<DigDug> How much?
<jestuh> i'm talking about need for speed not real life
#110 (671/876) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ohtani> one day I will kill ever person on earth who says 'u' instead of 'u'
<Ohtani> err
<kaientai> Ohtani: Planning a suicide run?
#109 (206/545) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jigsaw> a DVD and a CD are the same thing when they're blank aren't they?
<Jarvik8> cds are made of pikachu skins
#107 (0/430) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ckx> and some guy offered me a blowjob
<ckx> and i was considering it for awhile
#106 (-2/549) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Acero> dude we could get a ounce of chronic just for jerking off into a cup!
#105 (58/537) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish i was black and then i remember that i might want to get a job some day
#104 (147/446) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<madog-> my gf bought me a shirt 'Got Root?'
<Erich> madog: now now, no confusing your gf for your mom
#103 (299/603) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<matt`> it makes you get a horrible disease
<matt`> called "babies"
#102 (149/417) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Moot> wanna hizack AOL?
<Chrix> i already did, i made it a horrible isp
#101 (-1/484) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fred> isnt bitchx mirc?
#100 (-1/445) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kayem> Don't tell anyone, but... I'M the one who gave Stella her groove back
#98 (2219/3856) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers
#97 (-1/483) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<reptile-> I can DoS people's cars from my GBA.
#96 (258/526) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<VIVI> Xbox already has the following games:
<VIVI> Microsoft Word
<VIVI> Microsoft Excel
<VIVI> Solitaire
#95 (-2/674) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<skunko> i'm for legilization (sp) of marijuana
#94 (344/565) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iMike-> call tech support and be like yeah my friend stole windows 2000 from officemax and he burned it for me
<iMike-> and it's not working properly
#93 (264/537) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mootar> what was god thinking when he made my ass sweat?
#92 (309/548) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xavier> if it has 'teen' in the channel name, the collective iq of the group can automatically be assumed to be a negative value
#91 (95/433) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MntLKeY> heh, i made up 'heh'
<Amanda`> That's a pretty outrageous claim.
<MntLKeY> i've being sayin it since 96
#90 (65/399) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<matt`> It is illegal to use UNIX in conjunction with a member of the opposite sex. This could prevent copulation-2.1.3-20.i386.tar.gz from compiling correctly.
#89 (228/498) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tmhaidnk> whoa i can submit my prayers via html based forms !
#88 (240/466) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Infe> but if i ever hit a deer with my car i'll be damned if i don't try to finish it off, i'll need the food after all my money is fixing the car#@$#@
#87 (-1/689) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Deano> hey i need a cd protection deleter proggy any1 help me
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