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#228 (236/503) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Nov 27 23:45:02 Box1 MormonGuard[20721]: Mormons be tryin' to break into y0 system!
<Guilty> Thank god for you MormonGuard
#227 (274/506) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> We're going to have matching motherboards and processors
<timmo> AMANDA: NOW THAT IS THE TYPE OF WEIRD SHIT IM TALKING ABOUT
<timmo> MOST WOMEN WANT MATCHING SHEETS AND SHIT
<timmo> weirdo
#226 (117/361) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DigDug> and i *don't* need an absolute nerd like me. THAT's when i will shrivel up and die, because i will never leave the house then.
<Guilty> Yeah pen and his wife would just compete for first post on slashdot
<Guilty> It would never end
#225 (3/371) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> WE COULD USE DHCP FOR WINS RESOLUTION IN OUR ROUTING TABLES OR A STANDARD IPX PACKET TRANSMISSION PROTOCOL WHEN CREATING REVERSE PTR TABLES FOR DYNAMIC CLASS A IP ADDRESSES AND MAKE SURE OUR DNS KERNEL HAS THE CORRECT START OF AUTHORITY RECORD FOR OUR SUBNET MASK WHEN PREPARING PTR RECORDS FOR LOOPBACK MULTICASTING.
<Intra> exactly amanda
#224 (147/403) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[deft-:deft@98A9C369.ipt.aol.com] at least i don't go on aol
#223 (5/504) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[azn]> i am valid victorian
#218 (246/534) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CrazyDe> man, back when i was in my sexual prime..
<CrazyDe> in the 7th grade...
#217 (87/416) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> while(every_girl_except_me == idiot)
<Amanda`> cout << "INFINITE LOOP OF H8" << endl;
#216 (0/602) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[iMike] zach if you got a bike we could ride up to west manchester
[iMike] get a kickass one
#205 (298/552) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(D1) ignore me
(D1) 9 out of 10 women do.
#204 (218/490) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(|Chris) i felt boobies tonight!
(McMoo) did they belong to a womang?
#203 (0/496) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Guilty) If only shafr was a large negro like the real shaft, then he could bust into the colo and frighten them
#202 (215/484) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DKMA> In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this test thing,, long ago. I scored higher than the state average
<DKMA> I live in Texas though,, so it doesn't say much =)
<X15> there are ppl in texas?
#201 (267/524) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<iMike> the bible should be rewritten to more common language
<DigDug> yeah, like c++ or perl
<D1> in comic book form
#200 (-5/503) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bocz> ok dood, whatever
<bocz> go sip your mocca and read the wallstreet journal
#199 (-3/475) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Evilspoon> Anal Cunt - You Robbed a Sperm Bank cuz You're a Cum Guzzling Fag.mp3
#197 (2/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** topic in #ramen is 'When your cablemodems combine, I am, Captain Pirate! :'
#196 (-1/501) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Reapern66> I realized why Bill Gates always has that stupid smile on his face 1d 18h 2m 8s ago
#195 (281/554) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bash_> don't touch me there
<bash_> whoops, wrong window
#194 (-2/376) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sundown1> phone companies are the real root of all evil
<eMphire> and it spreads through the phonelines :)
#193 (-1/388) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<screechon> call him up
<screechon> and tell him calmly to give you your money
<screechon> and if not
<screechon> take it to judge judy
#192 (5/444) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Quan> they speak "texican"
#191 (0/489) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<brah-ca> i get all the chix.. just tell em im an efnet oper
#189 (10/494) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<chernobyl> flash isn't going down. flash is putting java out of business
<chernobyl> how long has XML been around, and no one's moving to it
#188 (254/508) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Acero> i'm going to try natural penis enlargement ok?
<Acero> if it works i'll let you guys know and we can be the channel with the biggest penises on efnet
<WwMrTwW> penis pump!? weights? implants!?
<Acero> it's some excercise you do with your hand
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