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<!Lun_e> ill just sit here and eat my Kice Rispy Paralellogram.
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<McMoo> An infinite number of monkeys, on an infinite number of typewriters, will eventually produce the collected works of Shakespeare. John Romero's Daikatana was a ten-minute, five-monkey job.
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<SWM> if the average penis is 6"
<SWM> and the average pussy is 8" deep that means there''s about 2 miles of unused pussy in like New York
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<Amanda`> I just went out to the parking lot in my bathrobe to exchange warez CDs.
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[thinkmad] does anyone know a good car audio site
[thinkmad] you fucking bastard moo
[kisama] mcmoo: i have member logins to that site
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<FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden
<sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia
<DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia
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<noss> wank in a thunder storm, it will make you feel like Thor
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<ArIck> i sure am getting a porno addiction
<ArIck> i mean, i feel empty in the morning if i haven't found good porno
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<kisama> i'll have dsl too, by this week, brett
<kisama> cockface is hooking me up
<Guilty|> Thats really nice of your mom to do
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<iMike> i remember every time i closed my eyes
<iMike> id see your penis
<iMike> it was great
<iMike> i mean disgusting.
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<Guilty> Nov 27 23:45:02 Box1 MormonGuard: Mormons be tryin' to break into y0 system!
<Guilty> Thank god for you MormonGuard
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<Amanda`> We're going to have matching motherboards and processors
<timmo> AMANDA: NOW THAT IS THE TYPE OF WEIRD SHIT IM TALKING ABOUT
<timmo> MOST WOMEN WANT MATCHING SHEETS AND SHIT
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<DigDug> and i *don't* need an absolute nerd like me. THAT's when i will shrivel up and die, because i will never leave the house then.
<Guilty> Yeah pen and his wife would just compete for first post on slashdot
<Guilty> It would never end
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<Amanda`> WE COULD USE DHCP FOR WINS RESOLUTION IN OUR ROUTING TABLES OR A STANDARD IPX PACKET TRANSMISSION PROTOCOL WHEN CREATING REVERSE PTR TABLES FOR DYNAMIC CLASS A IP ADDRESSES AND MAKE SURE OUR DNS KERNEL HAS THE CORRECT START OF AUTHORITY RECORD FOR OUR SUBNET MASK WHEN PREPARING PTR RECORDS FOR LOOPBACK MULTICASTING.
<Intra> exactly amanda
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[deft-:deft@98A9C369.ipt.aol.com] at least i don't go on aol
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<[azn]> i am valid victorian
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<CrazyDe> man, back when i was in my sexual prime..
<CrazyDe> in the 7th grade...
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<Amanda`> while(every_girl_except_me == idiot)
<Amanda`> cout << "INFINITE LOOP OF H8" << endl;
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[iMike] zach if you got a bike we could ride up to west manchester
[iMike] get a kickass one
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(D1) ignore me
(D1) 9 out of 10 women do.
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(|Chris) i felt boobies tonight!
(McMoo) did they belong to a womang?
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(Guilty) If only shafr was a large negro like the real shaft, then he could bust into the colo and frighten them
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<DKMA> In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this test thing,, long ago. I scored higher than the state average
<DKMA> I live in Texas though,, so it doesn't say much =)
<X15> there are ppl in texas?
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<iMike> the bible should be rewritten to more common language
<DigDug> yeah, like c++ or perl
<D1> in comic book form
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<bocz> ok dood, whatever
<bocz> go sip your mocca and read the wallstreet journal
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