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#135 (335/581) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<apoptygma> we have a jedi council at our fucking school
<apoptygma> how gay is that?!?
<apoptygma> i actually had a kid try that wavy hand thing on me
#134 (-3/471) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kakuei> Oh, and careful who you're calling slow, @home boy.
#133 (339/628) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Bobby20> I had this really weird dream once that I dropped my penis in the shower and I couldn't get it to go back on
#132 (288/602) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Leaf-> Gran Turismo is hard
<Mootar> quit callin me gran turismo
#131 (0/628) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<hypr> as im on no your so inslurted me
#130 (135/447) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DigDug> qu:230; <blazemore> cause i don't care about video games anymore <blazemore> video games are a waste of money
<reptile-> What the hell?
<reptile-> someone replaced our blazemore with some Christian bigot.
#129 (688/1126) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<cndz> what would jesus do>
<Josh> probably get crucified and die
#128 (0/570) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jingoro`> my cat was licking his balls once and he got a woody
#127 (74/378) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> I've been using mirc exclusively for like 6-7 years or whatever
<MadHatter> I could get mIRC certified by now
#126 (2/540) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<nyckB!Test@202-7-54.ipt.aol.com> I'm stupid? You probably don't even know how to program a DEC or in UNIX. Now that's stupid. I am running UNIX!
#125 (0/555) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<gloone> reptile is into older women.. and he gets his pics in #100%preteensexpix
#124 (17/513) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<FuNGiSiDE> is xxdethxx givin out instructions to make that portable pocket pussy again
#122 (-3/553) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<bocz> cept i dont see how they can test your smartness with HISTORY
#121 (133/396) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dr_DOS> Cducharme: no wonder you get all the women, you choose all the ugly ones =)
#120 (201/508) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DigDug> warez > sex
<kisama> it is true.
<kisama> i'd rather watch a progress bar than have sex.
#119 (0/461) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dr_DOS> SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO IRC CAN CAUSE BIRTH COMPLICATIONS, BRAIN TUMORS, AND MAY CAUSE DEATH
#118 (4/489) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<voln> I am going to build the first car that has built-in IRC
#117 (273/549) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<CrazyDe> some dude on ebay is threatening to sue me for copyright infringement
<Guilty> Did you claim to be the Real Slim Shady?
#116 (-2/490) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Daze> did you bind and unbind the strings correctly
<DigDug> Yes.
<DigDug> unbind msg - hello *msg:hello
<DigDug> bind msg - myword *msg:d1gdug
#115 (585/785) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta :D
<BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work
<BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house
<BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?
#114 (224/559) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dreamlyre> wife, hooker...its about the same...you gotta pay for it
#112 (227/598) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> 'THE HELL..? IS 5 AM...GO THE HELL TO BED... IN TROUBLE YOU ARE...SPEECH MY SLURRED IS'
#111 (337/595) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jestuh> i was trying to go the speed limit so i didn't get a ticket but a cop got me in a school zone
<DigDug> How much?
<jestuh> i'm talking about need for speed not real life
#110 (671/878) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ohtani> one day I will kill ever person on earth who says 'u' instead of 'u'
<Ohtani> err
<kaientai> Ohtani: Planning a suicide run?
#109 (206/545) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jigsaw> a DVD and a CD are the same thing when they're blank aren't they?
<Jarvik8> cds are made of pikachu skins
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