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#155 (32/378) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Eggo> invent a new kind of tolet paper, reusible or edible
#153 (271/479) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<watashiwa> I think hypr accidentally joined #invest by mistakenngly typing a v instead of a c.
#149 (0/339) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Quits: X-7 (irc.canadian-chicks-kick-ass.ca irc.usa-chicks-are-fat.com)
#148 (1/433) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DigDug> did you /ctcp digdug op yourpass?
<blazep88> wtf does "yourpass" do?
#147 (0/436) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<gloone> and they go "hey, you can have fun without chicks you know.."
<gloone> i don't wanna get drunk if there's no chicks around..
#146 (10/376) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<lux> !8ball is dickdug a f4g?
<noodles> lux, You wish.
#145 (-3/560) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<skunk> oooohhh i'll be out in a second dad 8=w=D 8w==D 8=w=D 8==wD ~ ~ ~ ahh
#144 (0/530) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Troy1> "Hey baby, what channels do you hang out in?"
#143 (257/588) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<`BuM> why is it that, no matter how much you pee into the toilet it never fills up?
#142 (-2/530) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Keris> hes gotta damn kid and a wife. he must get some
<DigDug> from the kid
<Keris> even better
#141 (152/496) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ILLogik> i was having cybersex with this chick but she wouldn't go all the way so i had to rape her
#140 (8/386) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DigDug> Acero: don't look a gift horse in the mouth is what i say
<Acero> DigDug: yeah, i guess i should just stick my dick in and find out if i get herpes for myself!
#139 (2/480) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SWM> in my day the size of the average male penis was 4"
#138 (14/480) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> ITS SLOW AS A 30 FOOT SHIT COMING OUT OF AN ANT''S ASSHOLE
#137 (-2/558) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> dont you do japanese stuff to me, homo.
#136 (83/455) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<LkTruth1> I am the most intelligence person in this channel.
#135 (336/582) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<apoptygma> we have a jedi council at our fucking school
<apoptygma> how gay is that?!?
<apoptygma> i actually had a kid try that wavy hand thing on me
#134 (-3/471) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kakuei> Oh, and careful who you're calling slow, @home boy.
#133 (340/629) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Bobby20> I had this really weird dream once that I dropped my penis in the shower and I couldn't get it to go back on
#132 (288/604) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Leaf-> Gran Turismo is hard
<Mootar> quit callin me gran turismo
#131 (0/628) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<hypr> as im on no your so inslurted me
#130 (135/447) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DigDug> qu:230; <blazemore> cause i don't care about video games anymore <blazemore> video games are a waste of money
<reptile-> What the hell?
<reptile-> someone replaced our blazemore with some Christian bigot.
#129 (689/1127) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<cndz> what would jesus do>
<Josh> probably get crucified and die
#128 (0/570) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jingoro`> my cat was licking his balls once and he got a woody
#127 (74/378) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> I've been using mirc exclusively for like 6-7 years or whatever
<MadHatter> I could get mIRC certified by now
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