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#217 (86/415) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> while(every_girl_except_me == idiot)
<Amanda`> cout << "INFINITE LOOP OF H8" << endl;
#216 (0/602) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[iMike] zach if you got a bike we could ride up to west manchester
[iMike] get a kickass one
#205 (298/552) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(D1) ignore me
(D1) 9 out of 10 women do.
#204 (218/490) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(|Chris) i felt boobies tonight!
(McMoo) did they belong to a womang?
#203 (0/496) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Guilty) If only shafr was a large negro like the real shaft, then he could bust into the colo and frighten them
#202 (215/484) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DKMA> In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this test thing,, long ago. I scored higher than the state average
<DKMA> I live in Texas though,, so it doesn't say much =)
<X15> there are ppl in texas?
#201 (267/524) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iMike> the bible should be rewritten to more common language
<DigDug> yeah, like c++ or perl
<D1> in comic book form
#200 (-5/503) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bocz> ok dood, whatever
<bocz> go sip your mocca and read the wallstreet journal
#199 (-3/475) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Evilspoon> Anal Cunt - You Robbed a Sperm Bank cuz You're a Cum Guzzling Fag.mp3
#197 (2/374) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** topic in #ramen is 'When your cablemodems combine, I am, Captain Pirate! :'
#196 (-1/501) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Reapern66> I realized why Bill Gates always has that stupid smile on his face 1d 18h 2m 8s ago
#195 (281/554) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bash_> don't touch me there
<bash_> whoops, wrong window
#194 (-2/376) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sundown1> phone companies are the real root of all evil
<eMphire> and it spreads through the phonelines :)
#193 (-1/388) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<screechon> call him up
<screechon> and tell him calmly to give you your money
<screechon> and if not
<screechon> take it to judge judy
#192 (5/444) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Quan> they speak "texican"
#191 (0/489) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<brah-ca> i get all the chix.. just tell em im an efnet oper
#189 (10/494) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<chernobyl> flash isn't going down. flash is putting java out of business
<chernobyl> how long has XML been around, and no one's moving to it
#188 (254/508) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Acero> i'm going to try natural penis enlargement ok?
<Acero> if it works i'll let you guys know and we can be the channel with the biggest penises on efnet
<WwMrTwW> penis pump!? weights? implants!?
<Acero> it's some excercise you do with your hand
#187 (370/592) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Topic in #ramen is 'note to sober self: this is drunk skunko, you got laid last night by alycia. YEA'
#186 (-1/353) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WhiteLife> i just looked at the ingredients to herbal ecstasy
#185 (0/530) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guilty> You dont want fatchicks on your pns
<Guilty> Let alone your primary pns
#184 (-4/510) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|Chris> you gotta jump on it coke
<|Chris> quick*
#183 (270/543) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> i was playin CS
<BlackDeth> and i accidentally ran over my whole team with a tank
<BlackDeth> i got booted off the server :/
#182 (84/370) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Infe5> A PS2 costs ?40,000, a PSOne costs ?15,000, and a Hello Kitty DC costs ?28,800. :(
<EtherMan> how much is that in real money
#181 (76/398) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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