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#243 (138/400) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<!Lun_e> ill just sit here and eat my Kice Rispy Paralellogram.
#242 (353/577) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<McMoo> An infinite number of monkeys, on an infinite number of typewriters, will eventually produce the collected works of Shakespeare. John Romero's Daikatana was a ten-minute, five-monkey job.
#241 (238/535) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SWM> if the average penis is 6"
<SWM> and the average pussy is 8" deep that means there''s about 2 miles of unused pussy in like New York
#239 (238/504) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> I just went out to the parking lot in my bathrobe to exchange warez CDs.
#238 (90/290) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[thinkmad] does anyone know a good car audio site
(McMoo) www.40plus50plus.com
[thinkmad] you fucking bastard moo
[kisama] mcmoo: i have member logins to that site
#236 (434/694) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden
<sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia
<DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia
#235 (264/495) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<noss> wank in a thunder storm, it will make you feel like Thor
#231 (14/326) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ArIck> mann
<ArIck> i sure am getting a porno addiction
<ArIck> i mean, i feel empty in the morning if i haven't found good porno
#230 (156/363) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kisama> i'll have dsl too, by this week, brett
<kisama> cockface is hooking me up
<kisama> :)
<Guilty|> Thats really nice of your mom to do
#229 (103/397) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<iMike> i remember every time i closed my eyes
<iMike> id see your penis
<iMike> it was great
<iMike> i mean disgusting.
#228 (236/503) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Nov 27 23:45:02 Box1 MormonGuard[20721]: Mormons be tryin' to break into y0 system!
<Guilty> Thank god for you MormonGuard
#227 (274/506) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> We're going to have matching motherboards and processors
<timmo> AMANDA: NOW THAT IS THE TYPE OF WEIRD SHIT IM TALKING ABOUT
<timmo> MOST WOMEN WANT MATCHING SHEETS AND SHIT
<timmo> weirdo
#226 (117/361) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DigDug> and i *don't* need an absolute nerd like me. THAT's when i will shrivel up and die, because i will never leave the house then.
<Guilty> Yeah pen and his wife would just compete for first post on slashdot
<Guilty> It would never end
#225 (2/372) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> WE COULD USE DHCP FOR WINS RESOLUTION IN OUR ROUTING TABLES OR A STANDARD IPX PACKET TRANSMISSION PROTOCOL WHEN CREATING REVERSE PTR TABLES FOR DYNAMIC CLASS A IP ADDRESSES AND MAKE SURE OUR DNS KERNEL HAS THE CORRECT START OF AUTHORITY RECORD FOR OUR SUBNET MASK WHEN PREPARING PTR RECORDS FOR LOOPBACK MULTICASTING.
<Intra> exactly amanda
#224 (147/403) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[deft-:deft@98A9C369.ipt.aol.com] at least i don't go on aol
#223 (5/504) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[azn]> i am valid victorian
#218 (246/534) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<CrazyDe> man, back when i was in my sexual prime..
<CrazyDe> in the 7th grade...
#217 (86/417) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> while(every_girl_except_me == idiot)
<Amanda`> cout << "INFINITE LOOP OF H8" << endl;
#216 (0/602) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[iMike] zach if you got a bike we could ride up to west manchester
[iMike] get a kickass one
#205 (298/552) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(D1) ignore me
(D1) 9 out of 10 women do.
#204 (218/490) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(|Chris) i felt boobies tonight!
(McMoo) did they belong to a womang?
#203 (0/496) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(Guilty) If only shafr was a large negro like the real shaft, then he could bust into the colo and frighten them
#202 (216/485) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DKMA> In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this test thing,, long ago. I scored higher than the state average
<DKMA> I live in Texas though,, so it doesn't say much =)
<X15> there are ppl in texas?
#201 (268/525) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<iMike> the bible should be rewritten to more common language
<DigDug> yeah, like c++ or perl
<D1> in comic book form
#200 (-5/503) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<bocz> ok dood, whatever
<bocz> go sip your mocca and read the wallstreet journal
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