<bocz> cept i dont see how they can test your smartness with HISTORY
<Dr_DOS> Cducharme: no wonder you get all the women, you choose all the ugly ones =)
<DigDug> warez > sex
<kisama> it is true.
<kisama> i'd rather watch a progress bar than have sex.
<Dr_DOS> SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO IRC CAN CAUSE BIRTH COMPLICATIONS, BRAIN TUMORS, AND MAY CAUSE DEATH
<voln> I am going to build the first car that has built-in IRC
<CrazyDe> some dude on ebay is threatening to sue me for copyright infringement
<Guilty> Did you claim to be the Real Slim Shady?
<Daze> did you bind and unbind the strings correctly
<DigDug> Yes.
<DigDug> unbind msg - hello *msg:hello
<DigDug> bind msg - myword *msg:d1gdug
<BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta :D
<BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work
<BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house
<BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?
<Dreamlyre> wife, hooker...its about the same...you gotta pay for it
<Amanda`> 'THE HELL..? IS 5 AM...GO THE HELL TO BED... IN TROUBLE YOU ARE...SPEECH MY SLURRED IS'
<jestuh> i was trying to go the speed limit so i didn't get a ticket but a cop got me in a school zone
<DigDug> How much?
<jestuh> i'm talking about need for speed not real life
<Ohtani> one day I will kill ever person on earth who says 'u' instead of 'u'
<Ohtani> err
<kaientai> Ohtani: Planning a suicide run?
<Jigsaw> a DVD and a CD are the same thing when they're blank aren't they?
<Jarvik8> cds are made of pikachu skins
<ckx> and some guy offered me a blowjob
<ckx> and i was considering it for awhile
<Acero> dude we could get a ounce of chronic just for jerking off into a cup!
<Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish i was black and then i remember that i might want to get a job some day
<madog-> my gf bought me a shirt 'Got Root?'
<Erich> madog: now now, no confusing your gf for your mom
<matt`> it makes you get a horrible disease
<matt`> called "babies"
<Moot> wanna hizack AOL?
<Chrix> i already did, i made it a horrible isp
<Fred> isnt bitchx mirc?
<Kayem> Don't tell anyone, but... I'M the one who gave Stella her groove back
<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers
<reptile-> I can DoS people's cars from my GBA.
<VIVI> Xbox already has the following games:
<VIVI> Microsoft Word
<VIVI> Microsoft Excel
<VIVI> Solitaire
<skunko> i'm for legilization (sp) of marijuana