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#16 (1947/4485) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<wecell> new apples look fairly interesting, but i'd hate to buy into something that is going to CRASH all the time.
<DigDug> wecell : What are you using right now?
<wecell> i've always used windows machines.
#15 (725/1247) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<emufreak> I HATE CHANNEL TOPICS
<emufreak> WHY MUST THEY EXIST
<emufreak> AND WHY DO I STILL CLICK THEM WHEN THEY END IN .JPG
#14 (427/1118) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me?
<Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass
<Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS
#13 (213/1141) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<EtherMan> stoner chicks suck
<EtherMan> they're a waste of a perfectly good set of breasts.
#12 (824/1445) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Moot> ok, here's what we do
<Moot> we break into AOL HQ
<Moot> and instead of the AOL setup utility, we put metallica mp3s on all of the startup cds
#11 (-129/5664) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<dazz:#cdr> its it possible to read half a disk at a time, eg, i have a small hd, can i read 300 mb, burn it, and the do the another 300 mb, and som on, eg on a psx game
#10 (-16/4504) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Mishmashi> yesterday i got bisexual services
#9 (511/1287) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cooksii> incest is at least something the whole family can do.
#8 (364/1112) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DigDug> i think i'm gonna walk to the movie theater and see dinosaur...
<kimy-> and be surrounded by like 10 year old girls?
<Amanda_> He said Dinosaur, not N'Sync.
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