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#86 (-1/5880) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<EM> heh i wonder if there will be any black people in my classes
<EM> like i couldnt imagine black ppl being in cisco routing!! because black people just jack cars!!!
#85 (9/686) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<matt> you could fit a carrot up that nose
#84 (185/487) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<matt> too bad her head looks like an ass
<scv> thats makes blowjobs better, matt
#83 (-1/597) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<matt> if you rip that girls head off and put on a good better looking head she' wouldnt be half bad
#82 (6/448) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Check out who used to own my new IP's
<Guilty> ArabIRC Network
#81 (490/681) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<shaft`> I bought it through a special deal at work
<Guilty> The deal where you put what you can under your jacket?
#80 (360/678) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ebim> toz.. do her doggie style and have a laptop on her back so you can talk to us
#79 (93/461) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SYch0> [^_^
<blazemore> cellphones will give you cancer
#78 (117/481) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> I think they should make 'Powerpuff Girls: 2012', a live action movie, where the powerpuff girls are played by mad hot chicks
<AlmtyBob> teenage chicks
#77 (108/416) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mac_BETA> I will give you 4 gigs o pr0n for yer mercedes
#76 (95/471) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MTrez> ok, about 1 million of my potential children just got introduced to some downy tissue, so im gonna sleep now, im tired
#75 (-3/711) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<skunko> well i officially have jacked off
#74 (283/621) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JCamel> heh, no, because i jacked off into his mom's black bra, and she blamed it on him
#73 (322/692) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her ear. and whisper "i have aids", then try to keep your penis inside of her.
<ooze> thats swedish rodeo.
#72 (644/887) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
<hypr> wtf are donut seeds
#71 (115/409) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<strobe> damn, NeXT users are a weird bunch
<strobe> Did the NeXT cube come with free crack or something?
#70 (230/510) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* XS slaps the crap out of someone with a larger than ordinary, non-standard, frames compatible, Microsoft trout.
#69 (154/425) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<spleenex> EQ is like a 3D AOL chatroom with monsters :/
#68 (156/455) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<HomerJ> Microsoft could shit in a box, adn most people would buy it
#67 (11/641) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<circle`> he's like, you, you and you, suck this
#66 (5/565) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<noppa> weed: (dont inhale and you will become the next president!!!!!)
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#64 (155/498) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ash> Win2k! ^_^
*** Ash Quit (Read error: 73 (Connection reset by peer))
#63 (307/628) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Moot> masturbatin time
<Moot> I'm livin dangerously
<Moot> I'm not gonan check to see if my mom is asleep yet
#61 (90/447) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Really, celerons make me laugh
<Guilty> The white trash chip
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