<kisama> i'll have dsl too, by this week, brett
<kisama> cockface is hooking me up
<kisama> :)
<Guilty|> Thats really nice of your mom to do
<iMike> i remember every time i closed my eyes
<iMike> id see your penis
<iMike> it was great
<iMike> i mean disgusting.
<Guilty> Nov 27 23:45:02 Box1 MormonGuard[20721]: Mormons be tryin' to break into y0 system!
<Guilty> Thank god for you MormonGuard
<Amanda`> We're going to have matching motherboards and processors
<timmo> AMANDA: NOW THAT IS THE TYPE OF WEIRD SHIT IM TALKING ABOUT
<timmo> MOST WOMEN WANT MATCHING SHEETS AND SHIT
<timmo> weirdo
<DigDug> and i *don't* need an absolute nerd like me. THAT's when i will shrivel up and die, because i will never leave the house then.
<Guilty> Yeah pen and his wife would just compete for first post on slashdot
<Guilty> It would never end
<Amanda`> WE COULD USE DHCP FOR WINS RESOLUTION IN OUR ROUTING TABLES OR A STANDARD IPX PACKET TRANSMISSION PROTOCOL WHEN CREATING REVERSE PTR TABLES FOR DYNAMIC CLASS A IP ADDRESSES AND MAKE SURE OUR DNS KERNEL HAS THE CORRECT START OF AUTHORITY RECORD FOR OUR SUBNET MASK WHEN PREPARING PTR RECORDS FOR LOOPBACK MULTICASTING.
<Intra> exactly amanda
[deft-:deft@98A9C369.ipt.aol.com] at least i don't go on aol
<[azn]> i am valid victorian
<CrazyDe> man, back when i was in my sexual prime..
<CrazyDe> in the 7th grade...
<Amanda`> while(every_girl_except_me == idiot)
<Amanda`> cout << "INFINITE LOOP OF H8" << endl;
[iMike] zach if you got a bike we could ride up to west manchester
[iMike] get a kickass one
(D1) ignore me
(D1) 9 out of 10 women do.
(|Chris) i felt boobies tonight!
(McMoo) did they belong to a womang?
(Guilty) If only shafr was a large negro like the real shaft, then he could bust into the colo and frighten them
<DKMA> In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this test thing,, long ago. I scored higher than the state average
<DKMA> I live in Texas though,, so it doesn't say much =)
<X15> there are ppl in texas?
<iMike> the bible should be rewritten to more common language
<DigDug> yeah, like c++ or perl
<D1> in comic book form
<bocz> ok dood, whatever
<bocz> go sip your mocca and read the wallstreet journal
<Evilspoon> Anal Cunt - You Robbed a Sperm Bank cuz You're a Cum Guzzling Fag.mp3
*** topic in #ramen is 'When your cablemodems combine, I am, Captain Pirate! :'
<Reapern66> I realized why Bill Gates always has that stupid smile on his face 1d 18h 2m 8s ago
<bash_> don't touch me there
<bash_> whoops, wrong window
<sundown1> phone companies are the real root of all evil
<eMphire> and it spreads through the phonelines :)
<screechon> call him up
<screechon> and tell him calmly to give you your money
<screechon> and if not
<screechon> take it to judge judy
<Quan> they speak "texican"
<brah-ca> i get all the chix.. just tell em im an efnet oper