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<Dr_DOS> Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name.
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<da_spork> ill give you the honor of having my first quote
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<_Riddler_> i was in the grocery store today
<_Riddler_> and I got this boner
<_Riddler_> I dunno
<_Riddler_> Maybe it was the melons
<IceWizard> Riddler: YOU SAW THE CARROTS
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<WiLD_> my lele is at attention
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<FuNGiSiDE> er wtf
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<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
<Relevant> Oops wrong window.
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<iln> cd earlyteen
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<McMoo> wouldn't it be great if someone made a program where we could connect to a server and chat with each other in channels we create?
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<Guilty> Ya know that fat guy they always show in Palm Beach
<Guilty> Hes the reason they couldnt get it done
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[17:05] *** D1 sets mode: +o C-Rock
<D1> oh wait, I was trying to kick you.
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<Goemon> you know how they have the /whois command, they should have a /whowas command to see who people were after they quit.
<Spidey> they do, goemon
<Goemon> my mom must have dropped
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<EM[mMF]> unix manuals would be so much cooler
<EM[mMF]> if they had porn in them
<EM[mMF]> like "Basics of the Bash Shell"
<EM[mMF]> <LESBIAN PORN>
<EM[mMF]> i'd read that shit
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<pezmasta> my band is gonna be called: rage against the answering machine
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<Deth[EHC]> Chromium: stop masturbating imma be home any minute :P
*** Deth[EHC] has quit IRC (Leaving)
<reptile-> Actually, that's a secret code for Chromium to get ready for the ass reaming of his life.
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<kolby> learn so grahmar(sp? ;[) and get back to me
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<AlmtyBob> 401k's are for homos who fucking intend to live until 65
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<Ash> Yeah, but iln's pot abuse makes him unemployable.
<iln> you can't abuse pot ash
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<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
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<Guilty> Oh god I just changed my pw and instantly forgot it
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<`Xenocide> Bolstered by the state of Kansas' recent measure removing the requirement for the teaching of evolution in public schools, yesterday afternoon the Mississippi legislature passed a bill eliminating fractions and decimal points from the mathematics curriculum of all public secondary schools in the state.
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<Tempy^^> I'll settle for old and fat
<Tempy^^> begger can't be choosers
<Tempy^^> prolly find used condoms inside of her
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<Dr_DOS> My fish get scared of pizza boxes.
<Dr_DOS> They think they're giant borg ships or smth
<repp0r> Don't put an anchovie pizza near your fish.
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<@Unsavory> eggdrop1.4.0 is weird
<@Unsavory> its got just a different feel to it
<@Unsavory> like an anus and a vagina
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<TOZTWO> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights......
<TOZTWO> Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes on already, and she can't find her undies.......
<TOZTWO> But she finds my undies next to the bed.
<TOZTWO> Guess whose undies I'm wearing?
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<emufreak> And now, an interview with Marat Fayzullin.
<emufreak> How did you get into emulation?
<RST38h> Well, it started when som*** PLZ PAY $35 TO CONTINUE
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