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#96 (261/529) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<VIVI> Xbox already has the following games:
<VIVI> Microsoft Word
<VIVI> Microsoft Excel
<VIVI> Solitaire
#95 (-2/674) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<skunko> i'm for legilization (sp) of marijuana
#94 (344/565) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<iMike-> call tech support and be like yeah my friend stole windows 2000 from officemax and he burned it for me
<iMike-> and it's not working properly
#93 (263/538) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mootar> what was god thinking when he made my ass sweat?
#92 (309/548) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Xavier> if it has 'teen' in the channel name, the collective iq of the group can automatically be assumed to be a negative value
#91 (95/433) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MntLKeY> heh, i made up 'heh'
<Amanda`> That's a pretty outrageous claim.
<MntLKeY> i've being sayin it since 96
#90 (65/399) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<matt`> It is illegal to use UNIX in conjunction with a member of the opposite sex. This could prevent copulation-2.1.3-20.i386.tar.gz from compiling correctly.
#89 (228/498) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tmhaidnk> whoa i can submit my prayers via html based forms !
#88 (240/466) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Infe> but if i ever hit a deer with my car i'll be damned if i don't try to finish it off, i'll need the food after all my money is fixing the car#@$#@
#87 (-1/689) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Deano> hey i need a cd protection deleter proggy any1 help me
#86 (-1/5880) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<EM> heh i wonder if there will be any black people in my classes
<EM> like i couldnt imagine black ppl being in cisco routing!! because black people just jack cars!!!
#85 (10/687) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<matt> you could fit a carrot up that nose
#84 (185/487) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<matt> too bad her head looks like an ass
<scv> thats makes blowjobs better, matt
#83 (-1/597) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<matt> if you rip that girls head off and put on a good better looking head she' wouldnt be half bad
#82 (6/448) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Check out who used to own my new IP's
<Guilty> ArabIRC Network
#81 (493/684) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<shaft`> I bought it through a special deal at work
<Guilty> The deal where you put what you can under your jacket?
#80 (362/682) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ebim> toz.. do her doggie style and have a laptop on her back so you can talk to us
#79 (95/463) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SYch0> [^_^
<blazemore> cellphones will give you cancer
#78 (121/485) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> I think they should make 'Powerpuff Girls: 2012', a live action movie, where the powerpuff girls are played by mad hot chicks
<AlmtyBob> teenage chicks
#77 (108/416) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mac_BETA> I will give you 4 gigs o pr0n for yer mercedes
#76 (95/471) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MTrez> ok, about 1 million of my potential children just got introduced to some downy tissue, so im gonna sleep now, im tired
#75 (-3/711) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<skunko> well i officially have jacked off
#74 (283/621) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JCamel> heh, no, because i jacked off into his mom's black bra, and she blamed it on him
#73 (322/692) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her ear. and whisper "i have aids", then try to keep your penis inside of her.
<ooze> thats swedish rodeo.
#72 (644/889) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
<hypr> wtf are donut seeds
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