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#1175 (2/258) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Loser> i just got an idea
<Loser> i bet noone's done this before
<Loser> get like 100 guys to come into a bottle
<Loser> and then pay a chick to drink it
<AlmtyBob> Loser: um, that's what bukkake is all about
<ryo-ohki> I have videos to prove it.
<ryo-ohki> We're talking like a fucking clear saucer FULL of spooge
<ryo-ohki> Like, she could pour some cereal on it and still not have enough cereal to finish the jizz off. |
#1171 (-1/311) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
loofaspunge: for(int food = 0; food < worldhunger; food++)
worldhunger--; |
#1169 (148/324) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(konartist) How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
(konartist) Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed. |
#1168 (62/322) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(snowburnt) teengirl: if you had pre in front of teen i would soooo talk to you |
#1159 (114/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DeadPan> i would've challenged knights to fight in a 4 foot body of water
<DeadPan> then just tried to push em over
<DeadPan> and laugh as they drown
<th15> theyd call you a wuss :)
<DeadPan> so i'd be alive and they wouldnt :) |
#1158 (65/251) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<maff> 84 of 127 emails...
<|Chris> god damn
<|Chris> aren't you popular
<maff> spamular |
#1156 (102/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Viscant> hey, i learned a lot from loveline
<Viscant> if a chick has thin white worms coming out of the tang, don't go down there
<Viscant> thanks dr. drew!
<ceddar> thin white worms means everything is a-ok
<ise> ew thin white worms?
<ise> WTF are those
<ruin-> im wondering the sameeeeeee thing...
<ceddar> my policy is if the girl has anything coming out, thin white worms, little black worms, tigers, bears, anything coming out from there, im dropping her off back at her house
<Viscant> oh yeah. and the one about the guy who only wanted to go down on his girl during "that time of the month"
<Dasrik> the one that i wished i could just reach across the phone and bitchslap
<Dasrik> like
<Dasrik> "i just sucked a guy off, and i swallowed. can i get pregnant?" |
#1155 (0/288) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|Chris> that geek issues logo looks like you're advertising a soft rock radio station |
#1152 (145/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<th0m> i hate clicking on ad banners
<th0m> because i hear a little like clink of a coin going into an
asshole's bank account |
#1151 (94/274) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Synthrev> Ramen...coke is for pussies
<th0m> no, that's *cock* |
#1149 (0/346) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Azzy> "Don't touch me there, yer not my father"..... |
#1147 (176/365) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AirMonk> I'm still looking for a girl that can get aroused by the sound
of a hard drive spinning down |
#1145 (102/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aard> blackrose: you're so goth, you shit bats. |
#1143 (272/445) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> I did a search for "madhatter efnet" on google and the first thing I see is:
<MadHatter> <MadHatter> I cut my tongue shaving
<MadHatter> that's great |
#1142 (226/422) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> "Disabling this device will cause it to stop functioning. Is this what you want?"
<BlackDeth> hah
<BlackDeth> stupid |
#1141 (81/261) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[D1] wait, vinyl players are called turntables too? |
#1139 (68/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SYch0> heh
* SYch0 has a great family
<SYch0> :D
<Ash> Because they indulge you.
<Ash> But if they keep doing that, you'll grow up fat and arrogant!
<Ash> Oh, wait.... :( |
#1137 (46/303) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<notgoth> FUCK DAMN IT
<notgoth> i shot cum in my eye
<notgoth> fuck that burns
<notgoth> i was jerking off
<notgoth> and damn!
<notgoth> ow
<enex> were you jerking off to your dick or something? |
#1134 (205/371) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<timmo> remember how i told you guys about that chick
<timmo> i was talking to in the record store
<McMoo> the imaginary one? |
#1133 (181/376) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<homerj> a robot on Futurama
<homerj> "You know why they are using WIndows 3000 as a prison guard?"
<homerj> because it always locks up |
#1128 (107/281) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
~ iiSII has a bump on the very edge of his eyelid.
(tektrnica) maybe it is a tumour
(letty) or an ingrown toenail |
#1125 (22/320) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`Tag> you have a lot of anger from efnet in you
<`Tag> and it shows |
#1124 (282/448) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DigDug> internet access to productivity is what condoms are to babies.
<Ash> A choking hazard? |
#1123 (212/399) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SYch0> maybe in your dreams
<SYch0> and youre pretty pathetic if you dream about me
<SYch0> :o
<MadHatter> you cease to exist as soon as I close irc
<SYch0> hah
<SYch0> which is never :| |
#1122 (151/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(pervert_) i wear a shirt that says "I'm gay - it's contageous"
(pervert_) not cuz im gay
(pervert_) it's so i don't get jacked
(pervert_) wait....that sounds bad |
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