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#1119 (139/335) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<iMike> monty python would be funny if nerds hadnt invented an entire subculture devoted to quoting it
#1117 (3/303) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hypr> WE IS TO CUT OFF ALL SUPPLIES OF VODKA TO YOUR SHITHOUSE COUNTRY
#1116 (218/342) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<var> hrmm
<var> how the fuck did a shortcut to e13ay end up on my desktop
<var> what kinda nefarious shit is windows update pulling
<Guilty> It's your computers way of saying it wants a new owner
<Guilty> Like a dog scratching on the door to get out
#1114 (19/331) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Spidey|> http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=coralshay
<@D1> OMG! MOM?
#1112 (7/335) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> gb: ph33r im gonna be seeing spacegirl in a few weeks :P
<LkTrout1> Deth is a boner.
<blazemore> lk has a blackdeth.
#1110 (164/378) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> sushi rulez!
<Ash> [12:26] <MadHatter> sushi rulez!
<Ash> [12:31] <MadHatter> i have a tummy ache
#1107 (62/248) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* MadHatter is back from: Rebooting!
<^enex^> do you feel refreshed
#1104 (92/256) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<var> 40 ping dont mean shit if it jerks and stops like a fucking epileptic in a strobe light
#1103 (0/280) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<chrab> aol is for hardcore idlers
*** chrab Quit (Read error: 54)
#1101 (154/328) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Guilty] Jean-Claude Van Damme made a movie named "Replicant" in 2001?
[Guilty] When did that come out
(McMoo) 2001
#1098 (-2/203) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<brad> anyone know where i can find a hitman?
<maff> www.amihitmanornot.com
#1097 (287/644) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[D1] You know, I started the slammer routine.
[D1] when everyone was playing for pogs
[D1] I put down my slammer
[D1] and it started a huge trend
[D1] then EVERYONE played for slammers
[Guilty] You put it on the pile?
[D1] yeah
[Guilty] Thats just stupid
[D1] I was a high roller.
(McMoo) are you guys discussing pog tactics?
[D1] yes
#1096 (233/395) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aaronx`> anybody got a serial number for nero burning rom?
<maff> J0-0MU5-T-B34W-4R3Z-D0-0D works
<aaronx`> dosent work for me...
<aaronx`> bah
<aaronx`> thats not a freakin serial
#1095 (-2/326) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<enex> sux!
<LkTruth1> enex reminds me of this: http://www.hoover.com/
#1092 (167/368) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> Now playing: with myself
#1091 (60/249) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(tiko-out) Guin is the poster child for pulling out
(Twin-X) although she's the result of not
#1090 (62/252) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(MC_SpEcS) huggles...who are you?
(tiko-out) the blond chick who tried to suck you off @ God Is A DJ
(tiko-out) unless you got multiple blond chicks offering that
(tiko-out) she's the one who looked like a blonde muppet
#1089 (152/352) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(kellai) fr0g is cuddly
(kellai) except for when he tried to light me on fire
#1088 (4/260) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<homerj> damn
<homerj> it's hotter then the devil's dick in a pair of heated speedos here
#1087 (92/364) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Amanda> OKAY, I'LL GO READ THIS HORRIBLE BOOK
<Seros> the bible?
#1083 (142/334) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<thinkmad> vvhat is pengs real name
<timmo> chris
<timmo> is your w broken?
<thinkmad> no
#1082 (150/318) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> I'm getting pretty sick of black and white
<MadHatter> there's just too much to manage
<MadHatter> it's probably a really good game for people who don't already have jobs
<blazemore> maybe i should play then
#1079 (-1/249) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(R0y-HR) i just mauled my cat and got static shock from her ear
#1078 (215/357) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(idea) i just spent 10 mins troubleshooting my cdr because it said that my blank cd "was not ready
(idea) turns out i accidently put in one of those clear cd things at the bottom of the cake box
#1077 (0/202) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(frOsty-) s|urpee: holy shit, i just stopped caring about this thread of conversation
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