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#1076 (0/344) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Pen your quote db doesnt get updated enough anymore
<Guilty> You should just set up an elaborate #discotheque logging system and grep "guilty" >> quotes.db
<Guilty> Then it would always be fresh |
#1075 (7/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<acestus> Maarken: Bah, briefs-wearer.
<acestus> You might as well run EMACS. |
#1069 (239/424) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<orion`-`-> what the fuck
<orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
<orion`-`-> brbrb |
#1068 (0/360) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Amanda> OKAY. MCDONALD'S, TACO BELL, OR "OTHER"? |
#1066 (210/414) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D1> omg
<D1> christians are knocking at my door
<D1> and they're armed with the holy bible |
#1065 (100/276) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** bongboy is now known as hurstdogs-mom
<hurstdog> don't make me kill you
<pb> hurstdog: you'd kill your own mother??? |
#1064 (57/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* r0bt3k looks at his 100 megs of mp3s
<r0bt3k> hehehe
* r0bt3k then looks at his 5 gigs of porn
<r0bt3k> hahahah |
#1063 (186/361) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(nexxai) looking at porn with your dad's girlfriend in the room is weird |
#1062 (43/247) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
uiu BitchX: Join to #discotheque was synched in 2.229 secs!!
<digdug> why so few people? :/
<bocz> i wuz hungry |
#1060 (227/413) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tokage> ha ha 'geek' weddings - "Do you, GandalfGreyhame, take cyndrekit to be your lawfully wedded wife in uptime and down, for low processing power and high, till someone unplugs the power cord |
#1059 (233/460) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blazemore> linux gives good blow jobs
<MadHatter> I thought your moms name was nancy? |
#1058 (9/399) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Chis> Away message on AIM: I am away from my computer right now. ( I final gotten my cable modem!!) |
#1057 (202/402) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(MoLaUstEr) They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken. |
#1056 (7/361) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_Gandalf_> if i were mexican i'd have something witty and funny to say... |
#1055 (7/350) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[!smcn] all my sperm are belong to you
(@jediviper) no they belong to vile remember
[!smcn] he'll probably implant them in his dog and when she has puppies he'll say he's the father
[!smcn] because we all know he's impotent
»» [mode [Vile [ +b *!*smcn@*.bvrtn1.or.home.com ]
»» smcn kicked by Vile (...) |
#1054 (-1/267) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(wundr) gizm... why do you never use the same nick for more than 25 minutes?
(scolnick) i got tired of 'gizm'
(scolnick) at first i thought it was dope, just due to the fact that tht i liked the letters
(scolnick) g-i-z-m
(scolnick) but then it got old to me
(scolnick) so for now you can just call me lewis |
#1052 (16/326) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_Bas> folks, when people say "power train", do they mean "automatic transmission"? |
#1051 (128/314) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Argent-) okay- I have like 20 windows open and my disk is swapping like a hot couple during the 60's |
#1049 (4/312) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(s|urpee) haha yuh me hakz0r the university gibson
(s|urpee) one day
(s|urpee) I was like hakz0ring it and stuff
(s|urpee) and I was like emailing support@cc and shit
(s|urpee) and then he emailed me back and told me to notify the lab guy that the comp next to me needed rebooting |
#1048 (258/435) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DooD> <31hp 102m 60mv> You start fighting A mouse.
<DooD> A mouse ducks to the ground, narrowly avoiding your strike!
<DooD> A mouse skillfully dodges your assault.
<DooD> A mouse is in excellent condition.
<DooD> <31hp 102m 60mv>
<DooD> A mouse strikes you with terminal brutality!
<DooD> You are stunned, but will probably recover.
<DooD> wtf was that
<timmo> well
<timmo> a mouse whooped your ass |
#1047 (42/268) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ryo-ohki> I'm gonna try setting up some Dutch auctions on eBay.
<blazemore> you're supposed to be 18 to use ebay though :|
<ryo-ohki> Tell that to my 200 pairs of dirty teen boy's undies. |
#1046 (7/266) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tokage> i have emotional states: apathy and irritation, which would you like me to direct at you?
? tokage/#kuro5hin smirks
<ragabr> tokage: irritation if it leads to spankings and nipple clamps
<vsync> which one comes with a free beer?
<tokage> hmm..both probably |
#1044 (74/240) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<digdug> i think i've come up with a solution to my problem
<digdug> i'll just put each [previously misconfigured NT] box into its own domain
<digdug> mwuahahahah
<h2odragon> digdug: you are in Hell; all you can do is push the rock up a different wall for a while
<h2odragon> it's still going to roll back down |
#1042 (135/328) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mazix> IAN VAN DAHL CASTLES IN THE SKY 8.99 Genre: SOUL/R&B
<mazix> Released: 12/19/1900
<mazix> Country: USA
<mazix> this song is older then i thought
<SJ7Trunks> haha
<Crom> AHHHHHHHHH
<Crom> MILLLENIUM BUG
<Crom> WE ALL GONNA DIE
* Crom hides. |
#1040 (11/438) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lou_Ferrigno> I gain $100.000, per month, and i have a z3 im my garage. And im bigger than you, you are subnutrition , hacker stupid |
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