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#1270 (-1/252) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** mark (mark@line103-2.adsl.actcom.co.il) has quit IRC: -eXtreme- WOMAN.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses...
#1267 (119/302) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
uiu j0sh69!#linuxbox is looking for a site that teaches you how to steal cars and steal radios please msg me if your know, it is for a good cause
#1266 (64/246) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<NonFish[> I installed Norton SystemWorks once and it tried to take over my computer =|
<NonFish[> I had to bust a regedit.exe cap in it's bitch ass.
#1264 (48/245) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@SwampGas> my whoroscope says i'm gonna get overcharged today
#1263 (72/250) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Toll> well lets see. moses was supposed to have lived some 800 years... and had a number of wives... could it be that he died at 75 but looked 800 after haveing lived with more then one
<CBA> Those were dog years.
#1261 (108/266) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<JRichman> "Easy" only equals "better" for crack addicts and web developers.
#1260 (5/211) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<wormholes> Is it difficult to manage txt files like modify lines and copy rename and create new ones..with jsut std C libs?
<NoEscom> no, it's not difficult
<Noidea> yes it's difficult.
<Noidea> It's almost impossible.
<NoEscom> oh you mean MODIFY text files? on that case you have to download microsoft sql server
#1259 (44/269) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Spike-Man> #myass is pretty cool.
<Spike-Man> Who wants to come in #myass?
#1256 (78/292) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<RallyCat> All this talks about cats is making me crave chinese food.
#1250 (-3/268) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<}|{amy}|{> Voulez Vous Couche Avec Moi, Ce Soir?
<|Raven|> voule who?
<}|{amy}|{> Will you sleep with me, tonight?
<|Raven|> sure, anytime
<}|{amy}|{> LoL
<|Raven|> you asked for it :P
#1249 (0/356) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<shadowrye> okay
<shadowrye> who wants a box
<|Raven|> i do
<shadowrye> good
<shadowrye> now
<shadowrye> who wants to pay for a colo
<|Raven|> i don't
#1248 (3/291) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<sara:#i386> - o we reserve the right to be assholes when we've had a bad day.
#1246 (-6/4748) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<eblan-> if all mexicans just killed themselves the world would be fixed
#1245 (-2/336) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Gryphon> any ideas what this error is when i try to ping a pc on my LAN: connect: Netowork is unreachable
#1244 (207/381) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<atila> my pc just shocked me
<atila> I touched my cd-r and it went "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt"
<ivilgrue> must be an anti-piracy system
#1243 (89/265) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jinkusu> nd-: you're not lagged
<jinkusu> i'm just typing with one hand
<nd-> ok, 'nuff said
<nd-> enjoy
<[dom]> is the other one hugging mr. wonderful?
<jinkusu> yup
#1240 (4/357) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<gb> drugs make music better
<gb> you ignorant fuck
#1235 (22/254) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> omg how do I turn mirc timers off
~~~ (signoff) MadHatter ;Excess Flood
#1232 (14/316) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pz> telnet lag reminds me of taking a shit
#1231 (59/263) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Ryan_ sets mode: +b *!*@*.homosexual.opers
<vanity> wow
<vanity> you just banned 85% of the channel
#1229 (25/306) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@SwampGas> THE CHICKEN IS IN THE POT
<@SwampGas> COME IN RED SQUIRREL
<@SwampGas> COOK IT.
<@SwampGas> that's admin code talk
<@SwampGas> "they got illegal files"
<@SwampGas> "delete it"
#1228 (239/425) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<timmo> you know what i hate
<timmo> errors that wont go away
<Guilty> So you dislike children too
#1227 (153/367) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<brian`home> so im takin my shower
<brian`home> then i whip out the old hockey shampoo
<brian`home> I WAS LIKE OMFG I LOVE YOU HOCKEY SHAMPOO
<brian`home> so i take a swig of it
<brian`home> cuz it smelled so f'in good
<brian`home> dude it tasted nasty
#1225 (83/253) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[timmo] i liked the great gatsby movie
[timmo] because gatsby was harrison ford
[timmo] and i cant pass up an opertunity
[timmo] to see him get shot
#1224 (68/251) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> from age 0-4 was like, playskool toys
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> 5-13 was nintendo and sega
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> 14-present IRC
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> that was my life in a nutshell
<LkAway1> * blazemore is now known as SonGohanX
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